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Tell me 520 funny sentences about Valentine's Day.
Tell me 520 funny sentences about Valentine's Day.

In our daily study, work and life, everyone has been exposed to classic sentences, and different sentence types have different functions in the article. Then the question comes, what kind of sentence is classic? The following are 520 funny sentences I collected for you on Valentine's Day for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

1, there is a feeling that you can understand without words; Have a dream, followed by endless sadness; There is a kind of pursuit, which is love that can never be realized but does not regret; There is a kind of love, that is, missing Sanqiu for one day. I love you forever!

After some setbacks, I learned a lot. Leave one point for management and one point for morality. Learn to give in and gain width. A penny is very cheap. One part luxury, one part sin. Be more considerate and have more friendship. I love you for one day and wish you more happiness.

3. Your dance moves are rich and enchanting with the paintings on the pavilion in Xianchi, just like a refreshing morning breeze. I asked you to wait for my half-dead mind, and you threw yourself into my unfinished arms without hesitation, clearly reminding me of our future plank road. I love you, love is running towards the established happiness goal with you!

I'll tell you how I feel. Heart to heart is not a day's work, and it is difficult to live in peace all the time. I only love you wholeheartedly, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. Love you day and night, love you regardless of wind and rain. You are the happiest life around me. I love you, I will always love you!

5. Love is a happy Garden of Eden, full of happiness and warmth; True feelings can't be guessed, guessed or complained; 520 I love you day, please say your declaration of love, and hope that beautiful love will come true today.

6. Guess what day it is today? Today is certainly a good day. Flowers suitable for the moon; Suitable for willow shoots on the moon, after dusk; Suitable for love, love! Valentine's day, let's date today!

7. I would like to be a cloud, floating quietly in front of your window, shielding you from the scorching sun. I would like to be a drop of rain, which flows slowly through your eaves and washes away the dirt for you. On the day of "520", I don't need your arms. I just want to say that I love you till I die.

8. I love you, and only you can perfect my world; I love you, my happiness can only be decided by you; I love you and can only cherish you deeply in my heart. For the 520th time, I decided to love you forever!

9. Some people say "love and hate": next to love is hate, and next to love is hate and sorrow. But I want to help you change it to "love, love, love", and let love stand next to love, and love is next to love. I wish you a beautiful love.

10, since I met you, happiness began with you; If I lose you, happiness will follow you. Although there are not many sweet words, there is a constant love in my heart. 520 confession day, just want to be with you.

1 1, 520: Early in the morning, I sent three short messages to greet you; At noon, I sent three short messages to greet you; In the evening, I sent three short messages to greet you. Dear: 3399 = Long time = I love you for a long time!

12, love at first sight, two hearts, mutual trust, love to the present, ecstasy, hand in hand with you, not talking about separation, missing every year, living together every year, heart to heart. On May 20th, I want to say, I love you.

13, there is a kind of love that is "silent" and puts on a coat when it is cold; There is a kind of love that depends on life and death, and this life is doomed to never leave. I love you, and the person who wants to give this love most in my life is you!

14, the wind is affectionate, the water is smiling, and the taste of loving you is wonderful; The flowers are beautiful, the birds are singing, and the feeling of loving you is wonderful; The face is red, the heart is beating, and loving your heart is subtle. I love you, my love, it's you!

15, treasure my love for you in a box, and no one can take it away; Guard my love for you on the high mountain; No one can get close; Reflect my love for you in the stream, and no one can catch it. 520, I love you, a love is a lifetime!

16. Dedicate tenderness and give you infinite sweetness; Packaging romance will give you happiness again and again; Touch your heart with thoughtfulness and tenderness; I love you, I just want to give you endless warmth in this life, and make you smile gently and sweetly!

17, I put the sweetness on yesterday, because the memory is beautiful, I put the happiness on tomorrow, because the goal is to grow old together, I put my love on today, 520 I love you day, dear, I love you forever!

18, one arrow goes through the heart and two hearts; The investment in love has won the favor of two people; A love comes true, and the two families get married; I will be with you all my life and hold your hand tightly. Loving you is a heart with two doors, one for you and the other for me. I love you, honey. Be happy.

19, it's 520 today, and there's a lot to say. It's also good to say something nice. Miss you, send messages, send blessings, be happy and lucky, live a happy life, wish my dear a lot of good luck and health, and most importantly, I love you very much, haha, 520, I love you!

20. Life is bitter, but you can live a sweet life. Be a girl who can sprinkle sugar all the time. Looking back when you are old, the road you have traveled is sweet.