I always thought that money could buy everything. But after much experience, I gradually found that the money was not enough!
I was bitten by Agkistrodon acutus. But I caught the snake and let it bite me again every four steps. Can I get to the hospital?
There must be pure friendship between men and women, because every girl who knows me says that she can only be friends with me at most.
The greatest happiness in life is to eat the leaves left in your teeth at noon and enjoy them slowly in the afternoon.
6. It's too hot today. While enjoying air conditioning and playing mobile phone in the office, a female colleague came over and said, "You are so idle!" " I said without thinking, "I'm sweating a lot, of course it's salty!" " "
Every time I come home from a party, I feel deeply lost. I'm not full!
8. Women should not think that they can stop reading if they study well, and men should not think that they can grow ugly if they study well.
9. Every time I break up with my boyfriend, I go to his house and steal a brick. Now more than ten years have passed, and I have been living in a villa.
1 those hurdles you can't get through. Just because your legs are short!
1 1. The boat of friendship turns over when it is said. The ship of love sinks as soon as it is spoken. Only canoes in single dog can stand!
12. Play with the drift bottle. Open it and see "another bottle!" I caught it again with excitement, reminding me that I ran out of time today! Excuse me, where can I exchange my "one more bottle"
Thirteen. Selling cute should also be divided into people. Only good-looking people can sell cute, and ugly people can only pretend to be crazy and sell silly.
Fourteen. For a long time, the four spiritual pillars supporting my life progress are: waiting for work and waiting for weeks.
5. Wait for the express delivery. Waiting for salary.
15. In high school, because it was too hot in summer, I always put a book under my ass. I felt that the book under my ass was hot, so I changed it. The idiot at the back desk said to me, "Do you have eyes on your ass?" After reading one, change one. "
15. Ugly people have priority to speak, because we often hear people say, "My ugly words come first!"
17. Who says I can't keep working? I've been single for thirty years and I haven't wavered at all.
18. When I was sleeping, I dreamed that a child shot me with a bow and arrow. I hit him until he said he wouldn't dare next time. I asked his name when I left, and he said his name was Cupid.
I used to play games badly, and my friends always scolded me. Then I practiced hard for a month, and they finally scolded me.
20. Having a crush on someone is as attractive as having wifi on him.
Twenty one. There are always a few friends who are very gentle when they first met, and after a few days, they don't know which hospital they were discharged from.
22. When I was a child, I used a small hoe to dig a hole in the yard every day. I want to dig deep into the earth and visit America. It's really naive to think about it now. If you dig wide and dig into the Pacific Ocean, won't you drown your home?
Twenty-three Keep getting up early. In fact, getting up early has many advantages, such as sleeping soundly.
24. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn.