Script:
This episode was written by Caishen Ning.
Introduction:
Bai Zhantang's hand was injured, and Tong's shopkeeper took care of Bai Zhantang's injured finger. Every day, instead of discussing "laughing at Guanglinji" upstairs, bursts of laughter broke out. In a rage, Guo and the scholar who was forced to revolt also laughed and wanted to compete with the upstairs. He didn't know why, and laughed at Guo and the scholar, which seriously hurt his self-esteem. At that time, he screamed at the sky-I can't read, who am I afraid of! Then coerce Bai Zhantang to find a profound ancient book-"Xu Shui", in order to compete.
A father and daughter came to Qixia town to sell chickens, and the original customer, a red building, had closed down. When cornered, the shopkeeper and others will-the vast sky has given birth to China's 5,000-year history and civilization; Time flies, which makes China people hard-working and kind. In this clear blue sky, we work hard and sing; In this vast land, we will forge ahead in the future and soar freely-plan the Chicken King Competition!
Characters that appear:
(starring)
Sha Yi-Decoration-Bai Zhantang
Yan Ni-Decoration-Tong Xiangyu
Sebrina-Guo Furong.
Jiang Chao-Decoration-Li Dazui
Yu Entai-Shi-Lv Xiucai
Wang Shasha-Shi-Mo Xiaobei
Fan Ming-Shi-Xing Catcher Head
(Friendly appearance)
Yang Shuquan-as Lao Luo.
Ceng Hui-Decoration-Xiao Hui
Walk-on class 1? -All the diners
Walk-on Class 2-Buyer (Xiao Liuzhao, Xiao Xie ...)
Zhang Bin-Beggar (half-time appearance)
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[1 room day (00: 07)]
Because of the broken finger of his right hand, Lao Bai was arranged by the owner to recuperate in the guest room. As the days passed, Lao Bai's hand injury seemed to have completely recovered.
Bai Zhantang: (Acrobatics) refers to flurry lightning, and also refers to flurry lightning. (Pointing at the camera) My finger is ready, but I lied to the shopkeeper that it is not ready yet. The shopkeeper loves me dearly and won't let me do any work. Isn't it beautiful to stay like this every day? Besides, Li Dazui, you said that the food was not good, and you had a strong self-esteem because of your fart. You also quarreled with Lv Xiucai and Guo Furong. Just wait and see the show.
(When the camera turns, Beckham is smashing walnuts. )
Bai Zhantang: Hurry up. I'm waiting for dinner. I'm wasting my brain telling stories.
Mo Xiaobei: Say it quickly.
Bai Zhantang: Crash! Collapse! Before I blinked, I remembered. At that moment, I made a move to the sea! ..... (looking at walnuts) Follow the crack, don't smash the nuts, you can't eat them.
Mo Xiaobei: (perfunctory) Oh, you, you hurry up, it's okay, it's okay ...
Bai Zhantang: At this time, I put my left hand in its upper left corner and my right hand in its upper right corner, so that I can compete with it.
Mo Xiaobei: And after that?
Bai Zhantang: Walnuts.
Mo Xiaobei: Oh, here are the walnuts. Tell me quickly.
Bai Zhantang: At this time, before I could react, its hoof had come to me. I didn't have time to say it, so I took my time and took a backhand shot!
Mo Xiaobei: What happened next?
Bai Zhantang: If you want to know what will happen, listen to the next chapter.
Mo Xiaobei: Hello! Don't be so mean, tell me a story after eating walnuts!
Bai Zhantang: I told you, but you didn't say where.
Mo Xiaobei: (eagerly) Give me back my walnut! You give it to me! (grasping by hand)
Bai Zhantang: No, no, no. (Xiang Yu happened to push through the door)
Mo Xiaobei: Spit it out!
Bai Zhantang: (pretending to cry) Hand in hand. ...
Tong Xiangyu: What is this? Have you learned to bully the wounded? Who taught you that?
Mo Xiaobei: Why don't you ask him? (Yu Xiang wants to hit Beckham)
Bai Zhantang: Boss, boss, don't hit the child. This is my fault. I can't work after I broke my finger. I don't feel well. (slightly hoarse crying) You said that the child should eat a walnut, but I can't smash it. Oh, Bay, when my fingers are ready, I will smash walnuts for you every day and treat you and your sister-in-law like cows and horses. (Bow your head and cry)
Mo Xiaobei: (angrily) Sister-in-law, look at him!
Tong Xiangyu: You want to copy books again, right? Scholar, bring the History as a Mirror for Beckham to copy.
Mo Xiaobei: I'll go, I'll go. You are full of evil! (crying helplessly) Don't do it in my hands next time! (Yu Xiang slapped him and stomped away)
Bai Zhantang: Boss, look at Beckham.
Tong Xiangyu: Gee, the baby is still young. Don't argue with her.
Bai Zhantang: That's all right. I'm used to it. It doesn't matter if there is such a little setback and hardship. ...
Tong Xiangyu: (distressed) Zhantang, is your hand better?
Bai Zhantang: It hurts. Severe pain. Let my hand be crippled forever! (hammer table crying)
Tong Xiangyu: Don't give up on yourself. I will take good care of you. what would you like to eat?
Bai Zhantang: (hearing voices) Big elbow.
Tong Xiangyu: (resolutely) No, (Laobai is crying again) (laughs) But look, what can I bring you?
Bai Zhantang: A Complete Collection of Laughing Forests?
Tong Xiangyu: Sick people are depressed, which is not conducive to recovery. Let me tell you something.
Bai Zhantang: Needless to say, you can leave it here. You can go. I'll see for myself.
Tong Xiangyu: (When I was deaf, Lao Bai sighed helplessly) I said that once upon a time, there was an old melon man who knew nothing. One day, he was lying in bed ... (Suddenly he covered his mouth with his sleeve, laughing and crying, shaking all over).
Bai Zhantang: Hey, hey, why are you burying your face?
Tong Xiangyu: (slurred speech) Smile without showing your teeth ... ha. ...
Bai Zhantang: You'd better show yourself. I don't know. I thought you had epilepsy. ...
Tong Xiangyu: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ...
Xiang Yu laughed and looked up and laughed. It was really earth-shattering, and no one in the inn was spared.
[2 Lobby Day (3: 27)]
[The scholar is reading a book in the corner, and Guo Duan strikes up a conversation with a pot of tea. Under the deterrent of Xiang Yu's laughter, everyone is a little scared and uneasy]
Lv Xiucai: (dropping the book) Don't let people live!
Guo Furong: Wow, I didn't expect the shopkeeper to have this skill.
Lv Xiucai: If I had known, I wouldn't have lent her Laughter in the Woods. (Laughter is even worse) Yeah-here we go again. Oh, let me die ... (dumping the table)
Guo Furong: (contemptuously) Useless thing.
Lv Xiucai: What did you say?
Guo Furong: Let me ask you, what should you do if someone bullies you, beats you and scolds you?
Lv Xiucai: Report to the official.
Guo Furong: Hey! (takes a bowl of melon seeds from the windowsill) What does the government do?
Lv Xiucai: Find them with small white mouths.
Guo Furong: What if they don't care?
Lv Xiucai: (laughing and eating melon seeds) What do you mean?
Guo Furong: I tell you, walking in the Jianghu means that people don't attack me, and I don't attack. If people attack me, I will attack ... or don't you understand? (Scholar shakes his head) I think you are so rude (rubbing hands) ... Don't be idle when she laughs. If she smiles, well, smile twice and see who laughs better than who. This is called "deal with a man as he deals with you".
Lv Xiucai: I don't have her strength.
Guo Furong: Oh, dear ... (rubbing his hands again, scholar's fangs) Forget it, I can't bear to be barbaric. Look at me! Look!
(Xiao Guo gave a quick laugh twice and choked himself: "Ahem ...")
Lv Xiucai: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait ...' (shaking his head)
Li Dazui: What are you laughing at?
Guo Furong: "It's cold and hot at first, and it's the hardest to stop breathing. Three glasses of light wine, how to fight if you are late ...' Ha ha ha ha ha ha. ...
(Looking at the two people laughing so happily, the big mouth laughs with them. )
Li Dazui: Ha ha ha ha ... Oh, my God, I'm laughing so hard ... I can't ... (The scholar and Guo touch the table, somewhat puzzled)
Lv Xiucai: Why can't you?
Li Dazui: Ha ha ha ha ha ... You want people to drink three or two glasses of wine. If he comes late and doesn't let him drink, he will be anxious with others, and he will go crazy ... hahaha ... (laughing at his desk)
Guo sneers and shakes his head, making the scholar uncomfortable. )
Lv Xiucai: Big mouth, big mouth, stop laughing, big mouth, what's so funny?
Li Dazui: Ha ha ha ... What? Laughing at you instead of laughing at me ...?
Lv Xiucai: You can laugh, but the problem is that it's not funny.
Guo Furong: Hee hee, mouth, if you have no education, don't pretend you don't understand. Look at me. Don't let anyone know I understand. Haha's laughter ...
Li Dazui: (angry) Why? Have you opened a shop? I, with a happy smile, can cry if I want to. !
(Kuo and the scholar are given a giggle in the mouth, and Xiang Yu's laughter comes from upstairs, and they hurriedly escape. Mouth picked up the book and looked at it, feeling a little sad. )
(Black screen)
[3 rooms and nights (06: 3 1)]
[Old Baitao pulls out his ear]
Bai Zhantang: (to himself) It's over, it's over. The fingers are just right, and her ears are deaf.
(The big mouth kicks the door with a hip flask and side dishes, and the old white hurriedly puts on his fingers. )
Bai Zhantang: (Kuqiang) Hand, I need you.
Li Dazui: Come on, stop pretending! Just me.
Bai Zhantang: You're alone ... (takes off your finger gloves safely) What are you doing here?
Li Dazui: (Angry chisel hip flask) Why do you look down on me?
Bai Zhantang: No. Who looked down on you?
Li Dazui: Lv Xiucai and Guo Furong!
Bai Zhantang: No way. How can they look down on you?
Li Dazui: Didn't I just read less books?
Bai Zhantang: Who said that? You never learned it.
Li Dazui: Huh?
Bai Zhantang: No, it's a good thing. The ancients said well,' Who hasn't died since ancient times?'
Li Dazui: What the hell? !
Bai Zhantang: No, "The trouble of life begins with literacy!"
Li Dazui: What do you mean?
Bai Zhantang: Pour me a glass of wine and I'll tell you slowly.
Li Dazui: Hey.
(pour the wine and leave one. Soon, they were both drunk. )
Bai Zhantang: Stop drinking. You've already drunk all this. Stop drinking.
Li Dazui: We are brothers, so we have to drink all the time.
Bai Zhantang: Oh, stop drinking. I want to drink with you, but my body won't allow it. Look at this hand. If I drink any more, I'll become chicken feet with distiller's grains.
Li Dazui: (wobbling) Well, rest, and don't call me if you have anything in the future!
Bai Zhantang: Stop it!
Li Dazui: What are you doing?
Bai Zhantang: I will bully you because you have no culture, won't I? I still don't believe it (a small table). Tomorrow I will go out to read the whole strange book. If he hasn't seen it, I'll test him to death!
Li Dazui: (Leaning his head on the small table) Then why doesn't he pick a quarrel?
Bai Zhantang: Don't worry, I'm here. You give me a whole basket of walnuts tomorrow,
Li Dazui: What are you doing?
Bai Zhantang: Change books.
(mouth askew promised to go out, Xiang Yu came into the house with a basin of water)
Tong Xiangyu: (gently) exhibition hall.
Bai Zhantang: (with a finger cuff) Ah ... Why are you here?
Tong Xiangyu: Well, I'll wash your feet. I slipped and almost knocked over the basin.
Bai Zhantang: No, no, I don't need to wash my feet. I don't need to wash them.
Tong Xiangyu: (kneeling on the ground) Oh, you're welcome on your forehead. Look at the smell of alcohol. Take off your shoes.
Bai Zhantang: Wait a minute. Take off your shoes when you come up. What are you doing? (Touching the water) You wash people's feet with cold water, huh?
Tong Xiangyu: No ... (also touched it and smiled shyly) Oh, what's the matter ... I just boiled the water and stood at the door for a while for fear that it would be inconvenient to see my big mouth.
Bai Zhantang: Later?
Tong Xiangyu: It won't take more than three hours at most ... (Laughing again) Wait, er, I'll burn another pot for you. (Busy carrying water out) and so on. (seems to bump into something) Oh, nothing. ...
Bai Zhantang: (casually eating chicken legs) What do you have to do? What's it to me?
(Black screen)
[4th Street Day (09: 0 1)]
[Laobai ran to the corner of the inn with a basket of walnuts, and Beckham came with a mask]
Bai Zhantang: Did you bring the goods?
Mo Xiaobei: Yes, where are the walnuts?
Bai Zhantang: I didn't see it clearly.
Mo Xiaobei: There's no need to look. These books are the treasures of our college. No one has seen it except Mr Zhu.
Bai Zhantang: Why should I believe you? (Beckham turns away) Come back! Chicken thief like your sister-in-law, give me the book. Ah, you want to eat black? Bring it here. (takes off Beckham's towel)
Mo Xiaobei: You want a book, right? You can tell me the story first.
Bai Zhantang: Where were we yesterday?
Mo Xiaobei: Backhand stroke.
Bai Zhantang: I hit the cow's hoof with my backhand. Look at my hands.
Mo Xiaobei: Then what?
Bai Zhantang: Then, then, the cow stepped on it seven or eight times.
Mo Xiaobei: Hum, it serves you right! Here you are. (After delivering the package, I just left, but Lao Bai wanted to fight. )
Bai Zhantang: (turning around and shouting softly) Big mouth. ...
(Mouth runs out of the backyard, and Laobai throws the book to Mouth, who takes a look. )
[Sleeping Day for 5 Men (09: 55)]
[The scholar grinds the ink, and the pen writes the pen. Mouth entered the room and sat down. When he came up, he separated the scholar's stationery.
Lv Xiucai: Hey, hey ... What are you doing?
Li Dazui: What are you doing? Why? (takes a book out of his arms) Is this table for you only? Ah, stop!
Lv Xiucai: Hey, hey, hey, come on, I'll give it to you. Sit here, sit here. A big mouth also uses a desk. Haha's laughter ...
Li Dazui: According to you, I can only cook by fire, right? Hum!
Lv Xiucai: (sitting back in bed) What are you looking at?
Li Dazui: What's it to you?
Lv Xiucai: Hehehe ... OK, OK, take your time. (walks to the mouth) What don't you understand? ...
Li Dazui: There's nothing I don't understand! Don't think that you are the only one with knowledge. Hey! Just reading. Who wouldn't? (reading a book and giggling) Hahahaha ...
Lv Xiucai: The problem is that you have it upside down.
Li Dazui: (paused, turned the book upside down and dropped it) I just love reading it backwards! (The scholar wants to talk) Go, go, go, go! Go away, don't loiter here. Do what you have to do! Disturb others' study.
Lv Xiucai: (quick laugh) OK, OK, the inn is not big enough for a scholar's table. I went to the stone mill to write poems. (going out)
(See the big mouth, change the book and read it again)
(Black screen)
[6 room days (11:11)]
[Old White Exercise]
Bai Zhantang: It means like a gale, like lightning! Refers to the wind like lightning! Refers to the wind like lightning! (Suddenly Yu Xiang pushes the door and comes in, and Laobai notices, bending his hands and calling) Wake up, wake up ... (Turning to bed and looking at Yu Xiang) I need you.
Tong Xiangyu: (surprised, happy and ashamed) What did you just say?
Bai Zhantang: (Seriously) I really really need you!
Tong Xiangyu: (ecstatic) Exhibition Hall ... (When he said this, he jumped at Lao Bai, and Lao Bai quickly got up and avoided)
Bai Zhantang: What are you doing?
Tong Xiangyu: (shyly lowers his head) Zhantang, do you know how long you have been waiting for this sentence?
Bai Zhantang: What are you talking about?
Tong Xiangyu: Now that you have said it, you still have the nerve to ask.
Bai Zhantang: Oh, I said hands. I need you. The boss is waiting for me to work for her.
Tong Xiangyu: (patting his chest with a book) Yes. The hand of the exhibition hall, uh, needs you. You should get well early so that you can work for me. Be a good boy and don't move. I'll tell you a joke tomorrow. (fly out)
Bai Zhantang: Oh, my God. It seems that I can't pretend anymore. If I pretend again, she will scare me to death. (Untie the finger cuff and start blowing)
(Mouth comes in angrily and drops the book on the table)
Li Dazui: What a stupid thing! This is!
Bai Zhantang: What's the matter? Let me see, what's the matter ... (turning pages) Isn't this good?
Li Dazui: What a wonderful thing! It's all words. What do you want me to read?
Bai Zhantang: (also puts the book down) Nonsense! Can a book without words be called a book?
Li Dazui: Then I don't care. You promised me. If you don't help me solve this problem, our brothers will have nothing to do!
Bai Zhantang: (pointing to his big mouth) Oh, if you correct me, I won't help you solve it. Why? !
Li Dazui: (grabbing Lao Bai's hand and shouting) Oh, my God, my hand is ready! move ...
Bai Zhantang: (covering his mouth) What are you shouting? Shout. Isn't there a saying? I'll get it for you! All the paintings, not a word! If you catch fire, I'll get it back for you!
Li Dazui: Haha, Tiezi.
Bai Zhantang: I have experienced eight generations of bad luck with you. Let me tell you something. (angrily out with his mouth wide open)
(Black screen)
[7 Men's Sleep Day (13: 02)]
[big mouth lying on the kang, old white pushed the door and pushed in]
Li Dazui: Oh, here we are. (Old Bai drinks water and picks up the book with his big mouth) Hey, I know this. There is a Song Wu in it.
Bai Zhantang: What is the promise? Water Margin!
Li Dazui: I still don't understand the Water Margin. It is called water margin, the word Xu Shui, just like the famous Song Jiangzi Gong Ming and Timely Rain. I don't know why.
Bai Zhantang: (impatiently) OK, OK, OK ... Just press the water. And this.
Li Dazui: Hey, Journey to the West, Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, do you know what it was called for the first time? (staring at Lao Bai) I don't know if you ask me. It's full of knowledge.
Bai Zhantang: No, are you really going to learn from them with this?
Li Dazui: Then why?
Bai Zhantang: You are not the only one who has seen The Journey to the West.
Li Dazui: What about Water Margin ... (looking at Lao Bai) Do you have any other books?
Bai Zhantang: You, you, big mouth, (I hate iron not to produce) You really can't help yourself, Dou! (sighs)
Li Dazui: (thinking) Dou seems to be a character. Where is it?
Bai Zhantang: (deadpan) In Water Margin, there are nine generals out of a hundred.
Li Dazui: Hehe, no culture. No, there are only 100 single generals in water margin. How can one hundred and nine come out? If you want to say that you are from the Three Kingdoms, maybe I will believe you.
Bai Zhantang: Hey, you are right this time. Is the son of Liu Bei of the Three Kingdoms.
Li Dazui: Come on, you lied to me again. Liu Bei's surname is Liu, and his surname is Ah. How can they be family? I said, Laobai, don't fool me like a scholar! You must respect others, you know?
Bai Zhantang: (gritting his teeth) Big mouth, big mouth, if I die one day, you will make me angry!
Li Dazui: (grumpily) What's wrong with me? !
Bai Zhantang: Okay, okay, it's true. Take out (a book from his pocket) and read it. Get out of my sight!
(Big mouth goes out, old white hammer chest hits the table, vomiting blood)
(Black screen)
[8 Lobby Day (15: 04)]
[Guest pays, scholar pays]
Lv Xiucai: Thank you.
(Big mouth brings food)
Li Dazui: Old Bai, have you read any books recently?
Bai Zhantang: No, what about you?
Li Dazui: I don't read either, or I just wander around when I have nothing to do.
Guo Furong: Mouth, the sun is rising in the west.
Bai Zhantang: It's none of your business! So what books do you read?
Li Dazui: Have you ever heard of Atlas of the World?
Bai Zhantang: No.
Li Dazui: Haven't you heard of such a famous book?
Bai Zhantang: No.
Guo Furong: What's that book about?
Li Dazui: What are you talking about? Say the world is a ball. We all live on the ball. Do you think it's funny ... ha ha laugh ... (bow your head and giggle, Lao Bai agrees)
Bai Zhantang: (See Xiao Guo and the scholar don't respond, their mouths are open) What about the back?
Li Dazui: Later, it was said that this ball was full of water, and we were on this ball in the Ming Dynasty. It was so big. Oh, my God, it killed me ... Hahahaha ... (Laughter)
Bai Zhantang: (Patience fades away) Don't laugh all the time, just end it!
Li Dazui: It is said that this ball has a south pole and a north pole, and there is an equator in the middle, which is as long as your belt ... Ah, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. ...
(Big mouth laughs, scaring diners to flee the inn)
Guo Furong: Alas, the bill hasn't been paid yet.
Lv Xiucai: Mouth, are you all right?
Li Dazui: (Looking up with a serious face at once) What can I do?
Guo Furong: Big mouth. Reading is to broaden your horizons, not to sit and watch the sky.
Li Dazui: I, I just sat down or something! Give it to me. (angrily walks back to the kitchen)
Lv Xiucai: Yo yo, where did he get such a big temper?
Guo Furong: Are you taking the wrong medicine?
Bai Zhantang: You two have taken the wrong medicine!
Guo Furong: What happened to us?
Lv Xiucai: What's the matter?
Bai Zhantang: From that day on. ...
(Black screen)
[9 Night on the Roof (16: 32)]
[Eat meat alone, Lu Guo comes up]
Guo Furong: Big mouth, hehe. (Big mouth doesn't want to pay attention)
Lv Xiucai: What happened yesterday was that we were wrong.
Guo Furong: But we really didn't mean to laugh at you, really.
Li Dazui: OK, OK ... No explanation. It doesn't matter. I have no education. I am illiterate. Who am I afraid of? !
Guo Furong: Gee, who said you were illiterate?
Lv Xiucai: How can an illiterate know the word "illiterate"?
Guo Furong: That's right.
Li Dazui: (some can't believe it) Are you really laughing at me?
Lu and Guo: No, absolutely not.
Li Dazui: Drink.
Lv Xiucai: No drinking.
Li Dazui: Look down on me!
Lv Xiucai: Drink it. ...
Li Dazui: Hey, what do you think you are studying for?
Guo Furong: Hmm. ...
Lv Qinghou: Do you want to hear the truth or the lie?
Li Dazui: Go ahead. I can tell whether it is true or not.
Lv Xiucai: At first, I studied to be famous.
Li Dazui: Hey, it's true.
Lv Xiucai: After reading it, I was at a loss. There are so many books.
Li Dazui: Hey, hey ... Can you still have the urge to study when you are studying?
Lv Xiucai: Not on impulse. (Xiao Guo coughs) This is an impulse, this is an impulse. Then the impulse came and I suddenly reacted. How can I put it? Take making friends as an example. You use your heart, not your learning. We study, not to show off, but to communicate better.
Guo Furong: What he said is too complicated. Actually, I think reading is for understanding. As long as you understand the reason, it doesn't matter whether you read or not.
Li Dazui: That's what I like to hear. Hehe, do you think I'm a reasonable person?
Guo Furong: Of course not. Of course not.
Lv Qinghou: How many scholars are as enthusiastic as you?
Li Dazui: I have to drink another pot at you for these words. Come on, come on.
Guo Furong: Hey, hey, hey, don't just let us drink. Let's call Laobai together.
Lv Qinghou: Yes, yes.
Li Dazui: (embarrassed) He may not be able to come.
Guo Helu: Why?
(Big mouth and fingers, scholar and Guo don't understand)
Li Dazui: Well ... well, hey hey ... it's not easy to do something these days. Hey, hey, hey ... Come and have a drink. (Help pour the wine)
Guo, Lu: full on full on. ...
[10 lobby night (17: 4 1)]
[Li, Lu and Guo are sitting in the corner drinking tea and chatting, and there is a thrilling laugh from upstairs]
Lv Xiucai: (still throwing the book) I had a fight with him!
Li Dazui: Count me in.
Guo Furong: Me too.
Lv Xiucai: (leading the troops to the front of the stairs)' Ten years of life and death are ambiguous. If you don't think about it, you won't forget it' ... hahahaha. ...
Guo Furong: "Look after each other silently, only a thousand lines of tears" ... hahahaha. ...
(Everyone laughs and the camera rolls back. I don't know when Lao Xing came to the store and giggled there. )
Captain Xing: Ha, ha, ha ... That's funny ... Ha, ha, ha ... No, I can't stand it ...
People: What's the matter?
Li Dazui: Lao Zi, what are you laughing at?
Xing Shoutou: She just watched that. It was so funny, haha. ...
Li Dazui: What cola did she watch?
Guo Furong: Yes.
Xing Shoutou: She said there were only a thousand lines of tears, hahaha. ...
(The unbearable old white ran downstairs covering her ears, and Xiang Yu laughed wildly. )
Bai Zhantang: I can't stand it!
Tong Xiangyu: (smiling at Lao Bai) How's your hand?
Bai Zhantang: No, no, no.
Tong Xiangyu: Ahahahaha ... I can finally work!
Bai Zhantang: Nonsense! It's still curved. What are you doing?
Li Dazui: (to Lao Xing) Why are you laughing at those thousands of tears?
Xing Catcher: This finger can't be straight, so the bone is crooked.
Bai Zhantang: Listen, old prisoners know this.
Li Dazui: (to Lao Xing) No, forget the bones. Why are you laughing when you say there are thousands of tears in Qian Qian?
Tong Xiangyu: What can we do?
Head catcher Xing: Simple. If you break it, reconnect it!
Bai Zhantang: (surprised) Huh? ! It's not true, is it?
Head catcher Xing: Don't worry, I'll do it.
Bai Zhantang: Don't be old-fashioned ... (Lao Bai struggles) I have a good hand ... I'm pretending, really pretending. ...
Head catcher Xing: (picks up the chopsticks cage) Don't move, (pointing to Lao Bai's finger, timing is a smash)
Bai Zhantang: (screaming) Wow, haha! (Lying on the table in pain)
Head catcher Xing: (to big mouth) Look, this is called a thousand tears. Brother, for your own good, they know you too well to do so. Find a doctor to set the bone quickly, and it will be fine in two days.
Tong Xiangyu: Thank you.
Xing Catcher: No, I just need a chopsticks cage at home. (Pick up the loot and leave)
Tong Xiangyu: Come back if you need anything. Exhibition hall, exhibition hall, go, uh, take you to bones. (Old Bai is sweating profusely, biting his lip and looking up) The scholar accepted the money.
Guo Furong: It's definitely not closed yet. Old Bai, please hold on a little longer and slow down.
(Scholar and Yu Xiang help Laobai find a doctor. Looking back, Guo's mouth became dull. )
Guo Furong: (shaking hands in front of Mouth) Mouth, what are you thinking?
Li Dazui: Don't say a thousand lines of tears flow. It's really interesting ... (suddenly starts laughing, Xiao Guo shakes) Hahahaha. ...
Guo Furong: What are you laughing at?
Li Dazui: You don't know ... hahahahahaha. ...
(Mouth smiles and strikes the table, leans forward close to the bench, snowballs roll all over the floor, and Guo runs away quickly)
[Half Flower-Charity Story (20: 22)]
Tong Xiangyu hammered his leg for Lao Bai. When a beggar came to beg, Laobai gave him a penny. The beggar is full of illusions, exchanging his identity as an old white man and giving a handout or two.
[1 1 one night in the lobby (20: 55)]
[Dinner time]
Bai Zhantang: (proudly telling history) I think that in those days, when pirates were fighting for hegemony, the brothers dealt with eight pirates alone, and with one hand.
Lv Xiucai: What do you mean by "stealing the king"?
Bai Zhantang: (I can't bear to look back) Alas, thieves gather all over the world, and their craftsmanship is higher than anyone else. Unfortunately, my brother was better than others and was named a saint. Since then, he has embarked on the road of no return.
Tong Xiangyu: Eating is not a glorious thing. (Seeing Laobai pick up the chicken leg) Yo, you're welcome.
Bai Zhantang: I am an injured person. My hands are just right. Can't you fix it?
Li Dazui: (taking the chicken leg that Laobai wants to bite) Hey! Chicken is very expensive now, it's up to you to decide. (Laughing at Yu Xiang) The shopkeeper eats.
(Suddenly there was a quarrel between a man and a woman outside)
Lao Luo: Why are you so stubborn? Let's go, let's go. Excuse me, is the shopkeeper there? (Pulling her daughter into the store)
Tong Xiangyu: (stands up and laughs) Yes.
Lao Luo: Oh, you are the owner. Do you want chicken? Ten pence each.
Everyone: (exclaiming) Ten! ! !
Lao Luo: (afraid) Ah no! Eight papers will do. If you want more, we can discuss the price. We have as much as you want. (I was slapped by Xiao Hui) (Xiang Yu wanted to think and motioned for Laobai to report to the official)
Tong Xiangyu: Come, come, sit down, sit down, let's talk slowly. ...
(After a while)
Lao Luo: Are you going to buy it or not? Huh? If you don't buy, I can easily find the next one.
Tong Xiangyu: Yes, of course. Well, I just think this chicken ... (softly to the scholar) Why hasn't the exhibition hall come back yet?
Xiao Hui: Xiaohong has many problems. She is lazy. She also likes to crow and nag. It hurts to nag!
Lao Luo: (screaming helplessly) Xiao Huier! (Pauses and says to Yu Xiang) If it's too expensive, just let me know and we'll discuss the price.
Xiaohui: Ten pence is too expensive? Then it's better to rob it. ! (Captain Xing arrives)
Xing Catcher: Grab? Haha, really a thief. (Pulling out a sword and pouncing on Lawrence's father and daughter, Lao Luo pulls his daughter aside) Stop! Get down. Put your hands on your head! (Xiao Hui puts down the chicken and the chicken lowers its head) I declare that you two are under arrest, and you have the right to remain silent.
Lao Luo: (shouting injustice) My Lord! What did we do wrong? we? !
Xing Catcher: Actually, you have all the physical evidence. Do you still want to deny it?
Xiaohui: This chicken is raised by ourselves.
Xing Xiangyu: Then why do you want to sell it so cheaply?
Lao Luo: We are from Qingfeng. Originally, this chicken was sent to Yihonglou, but when we came, Yihonglou was closed.
Bai Zhantang: Why should we trust you? !
Lao Luo: I have an order for Yihonglou here. Take a look at the order of a red building.
Xing Catcher: (looking at the order) It's true. You're all right. Old white, I'll panic when I turn around, or I'll turn my face! (Pull out the knife, close the knife and go out, smile)
Bai Zhantang: (Everyone saw it) This is not what I want to report. Don't call me if you need anything in the future! (sitting in a chair by the side)
Tong Xiangyu: In that case, why don't you go home early? Come on, come on. (pulls Mr. Luo to sit down)
Lao Luo: My home is more than one hundred miles from here. I can afford it. I'm afraid I can't cook this chicken. When I arrived, several people died on the road. What do you think? If we do this again and catch up with chicken plague or something, won't our chickens be gone? When I came, I borrowed a lot of money from my neighbors to get some money, so I stopped dealing with chickens.