2. Full of wisdom, propping up my face abruptly; Full of knowledge, it swelled my beer belly alive.
3. Why do many girls like to call themselves foodies now? God replied: because you don't say that you are a foodie, people will think that you are born fat.
We are all children of Jianghu, so we should be in the same boat. Let me know who has no money in the future, and I can tell you how I live without it. I have rich experience.
I quarreled with my mother, and my words were a little extreme. She regretted it when she said that. Instead, she said calmly, "Okay, okay, stop arguing. Do whatever you want. After all, it was my fault first, and it was my fault to generate you like this. "
6. I have three great hates in my life. One hates that my figure is not hot enough, one hates that I have never met a handsome guy, and the third hates that a bunch of words all look alike.
7. My wife bought a washboard online and saw one of the comments: I feel uncomfortable kneeling, bad review! My wife joined the shopping cart without saying anything.
8. What is the power of mathematics? I can't understand the answer after copying! What is the power of Chinese? I don't want to copy after reading the answer!
9. A good-looking boy will become a warm man when he smiles, and a bad-looking boy will become a warm man only if he has a high fever.
10. Three tragedies of the dinner party: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when you check out.
1 1. Advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.
12. I feel that this society is getting better and better, and everyone is very sensible. Boys are very sensible and want to take care of more girls as soon as they have money. Girls are also very sensible, knowing that boys have no money and will not be with this boy, fearing that he will work hard.
13. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.
14. If you can't find the object, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone.
15. Life now makes you feel very painful. Stick to it, and slowly you will find that the present is nothing compared with the future pain.
16. There are many people in love at school. One day, the director of the Political and Educational Affairs Office came to our classroom: Am I ugly? The whole class was silent, and then he shouted, I'm ugly enough to find a wife. What's your hurry?
17. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all pretending. You ask her to open the courier and have a look. They can tear it in a few minutes without scissors.
18. Wandering in the first half, cooking soup in the second half, staying up late, applying eye cream, putting medlar in beer, putting ginseng in cola, drinking the strongest wine and taking the most expensive ambulance.
19. after the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.
20. Time has not smoothed your edges and corners, but filled the gaps between your edges and corners with fat.
2 1. Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly.