Three sentences and a half lines of classic humor

1. The four of us will perform. If it's funny, clap your hands. If it's ironic, which one? Don't cry

2. Lanzhou University is the best. What do foreigners say about us in the five northwestern provinces of Tsinghua? Very? Good

3. Yuzhong campus is really spacious. Tree-lined buildings, a stroll in the teaching building? Bright

4. The accommodation in the campus is really good. A star-rated hotel can match, toilet phone and TV? There is also the internet

5. The apples in the supermarket are sweet and crisp. It's just that the price is a little expensive, so you have to queue up for the bill? Really tired

6. The hospital in the campus is a little small. The service attitude is not very good, and there are not many kinds of drugs? It's best not to get sick

7. Take a turn at the headquarters of Lanzhou University. It's common to pair up. Why don't you take a turn under the shade? Shh! Don't look

8. Are there really few girls on campus? Beautiful is not easy to find, not to mention not tall? She is nice!

9. Is it really tiring for girls to go to the canteen? It's a long way, shoes are useless, and you break your leg every time you eat? Lose weight

11. Snacks can be found everywhere in this department? Eat all kinds of flavors, why can't you get tired of them? Beef noodles

11, anti-theft iron gate to check? Your dormitory is really safe, and it is difficult for you to get in yourself? The key is always off

12. Did Li Yang come to our school? Crazy English is really popular, aren't you afraid of shy talents? Whoosh