Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.
3. One of my colleagues is allergic to mutton. His face is swollen when he eats mutton, so everyone takes him with him every time he eats mutton kebabs. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.
In the era of soaring prices, only wages are still calm, and we should change with the same.
I don't understand why fat people are laughed at by thin people. Why should a group of people who turn their finished rice into meat be laughed at by those who turn their finished rice into shit?
I'm in trouble today. There are several transparent shrimps in the fish tank in the office. The leader looked at them with glasses for a long time and asked me what I kept. I said, "Shrimp!" The leader was shocked, and so was I. I quickly explained loudly: "The leader is really shrimp, not really shrimp!"
7. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.
Eight. You are a soy sauce maker, don't be jealous. To be a passerby, you should have the consciousness of being a passerby.
9. Boys generally say that you are ugly, which means that you are ok, and that you are beautiful, which means that you are really beautiful, because if you meet a really ugly person, he won't talk to you, see?
10. In order to live up to today's fine weather, I went to the basketball court and played a lot of basketball. Sure enough, I picked up many mineral water bottles.
Sometimes, people are cold to you, which may not be your problem. Maybe they just don't like ugly people.
Twelve. Today, I went to donate blood. The younger brother in front bids 200 yuan. Halfway through, I saw the little brother's ferocious face. "Come on, I can't do it soon. Call me back. "
Thirteen. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.
14. Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a snack, which is delicious.
15. There is a long queue in front of the toilet. A gentleman: I can't hold it any longer. Can you let me in first? The person in front clenched his fist and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: at least you can talk!
Sixteen years old. My girlfriend said I was too girly, and I was very angry. I wanted to have a big fight with her, and she didn't think about my mother. In the end, I didn't quarrel with her, and she cried angrily.
I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.
18. I asked my mother: If someone gave me100000, would you change it? My mother said kindly to me, fool, I only have one son. How can I give up? I was immediately moved to tears, and my mother looked at the distance:100000 Ben didn't come back, without 500000, no way!
19. Girls who are moody in love can make people feel at a loss, but they can also effectively carry forward China's intangible cultural heritage: changing their faces. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. Until I went to bed last night, the quilt cover was turned upside down. Usually I cover my face with a foot cover, and then I pass out!
Twenty one. Yesterday afternoon, my husband was on a business trip. I felt empty just after he left for a while, so I sent a circle of friends and said, "Alas! My husband is gone again. " Half an hour later, my husband suddenly came back, entered the house without saying a word, looked at every room and asked me, "Who do you want to tell in your circle of friends?"
22. "I am a particularly introverted person" and "How introverted?" "Just now, the boss gave me 50 yuan more, and I didn't have the nerve to return it to him."
23. I have gone from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family property to luxury cars and villas. I didn't rely on others, I came up with it myself, bit by bit!
Twenty-four Before, I started a company named Strength. I feel very domineering. However, as soon as the business license was issued, I was confused. It says: strength co., ltd. So, not long after, my company closed down because I couldn't find anyone!