1. When I was a child, my mother told me "Don't be an irresponsible person", so now I'm an idiot.
2. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark.
three. it takes a slap to make a sound, but if it is slapped on the face, it will be extremely loud.
iv. I once believed that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case.
5. Go to the amusement park. Many places are waiting in line, so I lined up one. When I arrived, I asked the beautiful woman in front, "Where is this place? Why are there so many people?" She replied, "the ladies' room!"
VI. Today, at the class reunion, my friends asked me what my major was, and I smiled. Let me tell you this, the future Peking Union Medical College Hospital, remember! It's the whole hospital ..... I'll do all the cleaning.
VII. I drank a cup of espresso at Starbucks in the evening, and now I can't sleep. It hurts to think about it when you are old and expensive.
VIII. Mermaids are fake, at least they definitely don't exist in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.
9. A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge from morning till night.
1 boudoir quarreled with her boyfriend. She gave me the fruit she bought for her boyfriend, and I said, "Don't leave some for your boyfriend?" She said: "Give it to the beast and don't leave it for him!"
11. I have a book in my left hand and a lighter in my right hand, so I can't order anywhere!
12. Every time I want to eat abstinence, I comfort myself in this way: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in heaven, and heaven wants me to be fat, so I leave it to fate!
XIII. Since my holiday, washing my face every day has nothing to do with me.
14. it's a pleasure to miss you. It's a great pleasure to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do. Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing. However, lying to you, it just happened! Ha ha!
15. Doctor: I told you to check your urine. Where have you been? Doctor, I have swallowed urine, and the stool really can't be swallowed.
15. It's really unnecessary to delete each other when you have a date. When you are single, I don't like you. Can I break you up when you have a date?
17. "Dad, tell me the story of you and mom." "I don't know how your mom fell in love with me. That year, after I bought vegetables, I passed by a gold jewelry store and went in to see the excitement. Your mom worked as a salesman in it, so I asked, how much is this thing a catty ..."
18. "I don't want to go to school. The teacher said that I was a troublemaker in my class and my average score in the exam. "So it is!"
XIX. I don't know what circles you all mix, but I mix dark circles.
21. My best friend cried that she had been cheated on by her partner for eight years. I can't help but sigh that men don't have a good thing. Eight years of love! I cann't even resist my seduction once.
21st. When I was working in a clothing factory, I had a good feeling with a girl. Suddenly, one day, my sister said that she had resigned and the resignation letter had been submitted. I told my sister that I would go with you and I would go wherever you went, and then I decisively submitted my resignation. As a result, she may be, but mine is accurate.
XXII. Yesterday, I went to practice driving. The coach told me that there was a puddle in front of me. I don't know what happened to my brain at that time, but I actually lifted my feet with my hands on the steering wheel.
23. I'll tell you how to wear clothes to look good. First, you should look good. Second, you should have a good figure. The most important thing is that you should look good and have a good figure!
24. The subway to work in the morning is so crowded that all the bread I bought is squashed. Friend: What is this? I was much more serious than you once. Me: Why, what happened to your bread? Friend: it's not bread. I tried to fart, but I just burped!