DuDu DuDu, I'm a rabbit now, and I only talk to carrots.
I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.
Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!
5. The second message is cooling down.
Your Princess Le Yan is busy now, please contact me after nine o'clock!
7. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.
8. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.
9. Ding-dong, my reply password is I love you!
10. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.
1 1. I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed a message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was never satisfied with deleting it. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.
12. Don't send me a message for fear of being misunderstood.
13. For others, please press seven.
14. Since then, the mountains and rivers have not met, and I don't know the length and short of the old friends.
15. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.
16. Welcome to leave a message.
17. Stop, I love you.
19.？ Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.
20. The other party is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.
2 1. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.
22. What brings you here? Did Timis win?
23. Don't call me, I'm not here.
24. May all future encounters be indefinite and the future be beautiful.
WeChat WeChat official account pays attention to the short sentences that automatically reply after 25. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.
26. The other person has ascended to heaven and returned to you.
27. Where is Hadron's mother?
28. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to see you after receiving the gentleness of the world.
29. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.
30. Hello, explore Dora, wash your face and find Ichabibigu, find Spongebob when you are hungry, find tools to shout "Oh potatoes", find super detective to solve difficulties and think with them. I just don't have time anyway.
3 1. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.
32. I went to the universe and came back to pick stars for you.
Help the moon find a small dress until I come back.
34. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.
35. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.
36. Add a friend reply 5
37. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.
38. Life is so long, why not wait for dad?
39. I compare photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.
40. I'm not free. I'm busy
4 1. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.
42. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.
43. I am sunbathing. Don't bother me.
44. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.
45. I would like to contact you, but I lack an identity.
46. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.
47. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask the horse for advice in advance.
48. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.
Automatically reply to a collection of humorous sentences (50 sentences) after WeChat official account.
WeChat official account pays attention to automatically replying humorous sentences 1 1. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. Please wait for the current progress 1%.
Show your cards, I don't want to chat with you.
Stop it. I love you.
I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.
The heartbeat is sold out at present. Welcome to visit next time.
6. The breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.
7. body double Courier is online. If there is anything, Euler, nothing is too big.
8. Ask age reply 0
9. Press one for typing and chatting.
10. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
1 1. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.
12. Hello, send a red envelope to automatically unlock the chat mode.
13. Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi
14. You smile at flowers, and the sky is full of falling clouds.
15. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.
16. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like learning, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.
17. The other party is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.
Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a great pleasure to be missed by children.
19. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.
20. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.
2 1. I'm selling dusk on earth, and I'll come to see you after I collect the gentleness of the world.
22. Ding-dong, my reply password is I love you!
23. Life is so long, why not wait for dad?
24. I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?
25. Ask your wife to come back
26. May all future encounters be indefinite and the future be beautiful.
27. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 2.
28. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.
29. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.
30. DuDu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.
3 1. I went to Moxian Castle to play cards with Moxian Wang. Please come back later.
32. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.
33. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the tides in the nebula fluctuate because of you.
34. Rivers and lakes are far away, so let's go together.
Wechat official account pays attention to automatically replying to humorous sentences III 35. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.
There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
37. Memory is a rose without flowers, which will never wither.
38. It is detected that this user has been nailed, learned well, and was kidnapped by the campus, so the connection cannot be established.
39. read it
40. Welcome everyone to come to me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.
4 1. Don't send me a message for fear of being misunderstood.
42. I am sunbathing. Don't bother me.
43. [Automatic reply] Fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.
44. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong ~ La ~ ~ You ~ Say ~ What ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ Listen ~ ~ Not ~ ~ Clear ~ ~
45. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.
46. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
47. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.
48. Silent mode is turned on.
I don't like you anymore. All I got was grievances.
50.Jackson Yee's woman has received the message and will reply later! !
The official WeChat account automatically replies to humorous and serious sentences in the enterprise.
Official account of WeChat, an enterprise, automatic Q&A (Part I) 1. This man went to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.
2. Feed the pigs.
3. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up after transferring money.
4. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.
5. Hello, I'm busy at the moment. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or hitting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?
6. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?
7. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?
8. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.
9. If you are in a bad mood, please reply.
10. The lamb is lost and looking for sheep.
1 1. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.
12. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down. 1
13.？ Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.
14. Hanhan is hibernating.
15. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.
16. I have experienced many things, and the rivers and mountains in my eyes have become new. On the day of reunion, books and essays will be more magnificent than today.
17. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.
WeChat official account, an enterprise, automatic Q&A (2) 18. I'm a Teletubby. Without an antenna, we can't communicate.
19. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.
20. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope the baby won't be hooked up by others. Although I am busy in Roy, I will take time to spend with her.
2 1. Hello, this is an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.
22. Understand the provincial and municipal replies 1
23. Welcome to leave a message.
24. Please press 1 for manual service.
25. Memory is a rose without flowers, which will never wither.
26. You didn't mean to go through the flow, but you were arrogant and attracted flash floods.
27. I went to the universe and came back to pick stars for you.
28. If you come to see me and I'm not here, please take the flowers and sit outside my door for a while. They are very warm.
29. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.
30. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
3 1. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.
32. The signal connection with the magic fairy castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.
I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.
34. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
Humorous sentences in which WeChat official account automatically answers questions (3) 35. Please be patient.
36. When I'm dead, small things ask the spirit, big things * * *.
37. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?
38. I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful woman ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!
39. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you with Tanaka's halberd later.
40. Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi
4 1. I can't read it back
42. Stop it, I love you.
43. I can't move, I can't get through. You are welcome to visit.
44. I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful to reply to you.
45. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.
46. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.
47. Your friend has been arrested by the Maritime Safety Administration for leaking krusty krab's secret recipe. She will contact you when she is released.
48. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the Jianghu.
49. Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send a red envelope to unlock the function [automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
50. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.
Thanks to the copy that Taobao Store automatically replied after paying attention.
Thank you for your attention and automatic reply. Article 1: 1. In the last score.
Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!
3. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message, please send a red envelope to unlock the function [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. Kindergarten is not finished yet.
5. For voice chat, please press 2.
6. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.
7. I didn't see the news just now Send it again ...
8. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.
9. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass continuation, 5 for fire continuation, 6 for others, 7 for online chat, and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.
10. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
1 1. I can't move, I can't get through. Welcome to visit if you don't believe me.
12. If you don't come back, you are studying. If you haven't come back, you are stupid.
13. The signal connection with the magic elf castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.
14. Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.
15. The fairy is at Moxianbao, please shout and shout to become a pig.
16. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?
17. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.
18. where is mother hadron?
19. [Automatic reply] The fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.
20. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?
2 1. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.
22. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.
23. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in right now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.
24. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.
Thank you for your attention and automatic reply. 25. The other person has returned to you from heaven.
26. The woman in Jackson yee has received the message and will reply later! !
27. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!
28. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.
29. The breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.
30. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.
3 1. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?
32. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.
Our boss is saving the galaxy.
34. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.
35. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I'm here or not.
36. Your handsome father is on his way.
37. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.
38. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.
39. I would like to contact you, but I lack an identity.
40. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.
4 1. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?
42. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.
43. [Automatic reply] Roy's woman has received the message and will reply later!
44. Submerged in the sea of knowledge
45. I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed a message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was never satisfied with deleting it. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.
46.what brings you here? Did Timis win?
47. body double Courier Online. If there is anything, Euler, nothing is too big.
48. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.