Sometimes you can watch jokes when you are unhappy, which can make people feel better. So what are the funny jokes about cooking? The following are humorous jokes about cooking that I arranged for you, hoping to help you.

Humorous jokes about cooking

1. When the lid is lifted, I saw the cooked white rabbit steamed bread fat, as if smiling at me.

2. I picked up the dough, put a small piece of meat on it, and then squeezed it left and right, and a wonton was in my hand? Born? Yes.

3. I held the fish head firmly with my left hand, cut open the fish belly with a knife with my right hand, and then put my hand in and pulled out a bunch of things such as fish intestines.

4. He stood at the mouth of the stove, lifted his face with both hands, and began to lose the film. Wow? Snowflakes usually fall in boiling water.

5. She held a thick stack of wonton skins in the center of her left hand, picked a little stuffing with chopsticks in her right hand, wrapped it in the skins, and somehow rolled it around, which was a wonton erosion.

6. I saw sesame seeds on the sesame seed cake as dense as stars in the sky, and the whole sesame seed cake in Huang Jingjing looked like a layer of gold, which made people drool.

7. only hear? Sand? With a loud bang, the egg quickly appeared in the oil pan, and its edge was like the lace on a little girl's skirt!

8. I looked at the glistening rice grains that had been scoured in the Taotao, shining in the light. How I love it! Mom will use it to cook porridge later. I think it will be sweeter in my mouth.

9. The steamed bread steamed by Dad is as white as snow, and it is like a ball of cotton. Mother's stewed rice is as white as jade, shiny and shiny, and every grain is a grain.

11. I watched it twice, and when I heard the noise for the third time, I quickly opened the lid of the pot, and a burst of fragrance came to my nose. I saw full jiaozi floating on the water, just like a leaf boat floating on the lake. The humorous truth

1. Conspiracy theories can make simple-minded people feel that their minds are not simple.

2. The first rule of making friends is never to be a middleman. Nothing can please both sides, only you will end up inside and outside.

3. The most time-wasting thing in the world is to tell young people about experience. It is better to say 11,111 sentences than to fall yourself. Tears teach you to be a man, and regrets help you grow. Pain is the best teacher. The detours that life should take are actually one meter.

4. Many of us are just like road signs, standing on the side of the road to guide the lost people, but we can't go where we want to go.

5. The more a person has accomplished nothing, the more he likes to win a quarrel, because this is one of the few areas where he can succeed.

6. Many injuries are one-off. Perhaps because of your obsession, it is just like a saw that keeps pulling on your heart, and the person who holds the saw tightly is actually yourself.

7. If you were stronger inside, you wouldn't listen to the wind and rain. If you know more things, you won't follow suit.

8. What is the most powerful skill in the world? It is to grow old in a happy mood, to choose to rest when you want to work, to remain silent when you want to talk, and to rekindle hope when you are disappointed.

9. If you are not a bad person in essence, don't do bad things like others. It is not certain whether you can hurt others, but it is definitely yourself who has a bad conscience.

11. Gentleman and villain are the relationship between water and oil. A villain in a gentleman's pile is like a drop of oil in a water pot. It won't blend, but it's acceptable, and you can see oil floating on the water. A gentleman in a pile of villains is like a drop of water in an oil pan, which immediately blows up the sky. Will not accept, let alone blend. Humorous jokes are recommended

1. The second-rate buddy told me with a lot of experience: One of the disadvantages of winter is that you wear too many clothes, and you can't collapse when you fart. All of them go around your body and then hit your face along the neckline.

2. In a bar, a rich second generation molested a beautiful woman. The beautiful woman said in a hurry, believe it or not, I sent a Weibo to let your father go to prison immediately. Rich second generation suddenly? Petrified!

3. My 8-year-old son just went to school and worshiped his teacher. He always opened his mouth and shut up when he was aggrieved at home: I'll tell the teacher!

father: also tell the teacher that Chairman Mao of the CPC Central Committee doesn't care about you.

mom: son, do you know who chairman Mao is?

son: it must be the director of the public security bureau!

4. There are 21,111 to 31,111 buildings. When there are 111 thousand, the building is 211 thousand or 311 thousand. Finally, 211,111 buildings have gone up by 511,111 to 611,111 fucking buildings. Do you feel the same way

5. I bought a box of eggs from the supermarket the other day. When cooking soup that day, I opened one and found that the egg white inside was red. So I took the eggs to the supermarket to ask questions, and the person in charge of the supermarket said that he would wait for him to call the supplier to find out. After a while, he came back and said to me: Let me make it clear for you. The reason why the egg has red egg white is that the hen suffered from hemorrhoids when pregnant with it

6. At the age of 61, Huang Zhong and Liu Bei, Jiang Ziya became prime ministers at the age of 81, the Monkey King went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures at the age of 511, and lady white snake fell in love at the age of over 1,111. Young man, what's your hurry? Gates became the richest man in the world at the age of 39, and Sun Quan was the richest man in the world at the age of 19. According to Jiangdong, Kangxi became emperor at the age of 6, Beethoven was able to compose music at the age of 4, and the gourd doll was born to fight monsters. Oh, mom, do you think we can take it easy?

7. A: Although the mountains and rivers are tall, people can pull them up.

B: how is that possible?

A: you haven't heard? Pull out the mountain and be angry with the world? Really?

B: what about the river? can it be pulled?