@ I have a fish: At 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, the boss called, XX, have you finished the report I asked you to do today? I ||: Boss, I sent you an email at five o'clock, and now it's two o'clock in the middle of the night ... Boss: Email, ok, I saw it. Beeping, the phone hung up, leaving me messy in the wind.
An artist is not a designer: an artist in the eyes of the boss. One day, the owner of farmhouse aesthetics asked me to design his personal poster, and I knew I was finished. Black is not good, and so is the dead. Red is not bad, but a little flowery. Look at the blue one. Not pretty. A little bigger. It's weird. This is not good. People will laugh at me when they see it ... I silently close my eyes and prepare to take out countless paper-cut art knives. Well, for the sake of salary, I'll put up with it again. ...
@ 両両両両両両両両両両両両: I said that is not the boss, but the director of another department. After working for more than half a month, someone started asking me out. I was young and ignorant at that time. Some people send flowers to eat and play, and I follow others and kiss and go to bed. Later, I learned that this love rat not only got married twice, but also went to the red light district to sleep with a lady and made an appointment with the outside! I really stepped on a horse and slept in shit! I wish him impotence all his life!
@ Chang der: Boss: I want two big posters of Jay Chou and Andy Lau with products in them. Me: OK, let them endorse! I am secretly happy, dreaming of seeing the stars! ; Boss: Say what, you pay! Me: Oh! Cutout infringes on the right of portrait, and there is no suitable high-definition picture. Boss: people can dig, soon, why don't you dig! Hey, boss, do you know what ps is? Can you cut a photo? The worker resigned, resigned and left the next day. Now, a design company that respects professionalism has a good life!
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