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The lines of Song Xiaobao's sketch "Touching Porcelain"
Lines are words spoken by characters in a dramatic performance. It is the main means for playwrights to express plots, portray characters and embody themes. It is also a basic part of the script. The following are the lines from Song Xiaobao's sketch "Touching Porcelain", which are for reference only and I hope to help you.

Haiyan: Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.

Song: Oh dear.

Haiyan: What did I hit?

Song: You hit someone!

Haiyan: Did I hit someone?

Song: Not potatoes.

Haiyan: No.

Song: Oh, my God.

Haiyan: No.

Song: Oh dear.

Haiyan: Where did I hit you?

Song: God, my heart hurts.

Haiyan: I hit your heart.

Song: No, my God, my leg.

Haiyan: Legs! Legs! I hit your leg!

Song: Mm-hmm.

Haiyan: Can you move?

Song: It takes some effort to move. Please help me with that bag. Come on. Oh, my God.

Haiyan: Oh, let me take you to the hospital.

Song: Don't go to the hospital.

Haiyan: Ah, no.

Song: What are you doing? Go to the hospital?

Haiyan: Can't I take a picture when I go to the hospital?

Song: No need. Oh, my God.

Haiyan: What if I don't go to the hospital?

Song: What kind of movie is that ... It's finished, alas, my mother, my calf hurts everywhere, alas, my mother.

Haiyan: Come on, are you touching porcelain?

Song: You just saw it. This is your first time.

Haiyan: Yes.

Song: Oh, my God, why?

Haiyan: You're so scared, and you're still talking to ... You don't need to be so rude.

Song: What are you doing?

Haiyan: You should call the police for this kind of legal sanction.

Song: Why did you call the police? Calm down.

Haiyan: I have to call the police. I told you I couldn't cure you.

Song: Calm down. God, you are so stubborn. Calm down.

Haiyan: What are you playing with me? I am playing with you.

Song: What's the use of calling the police? You call the police. It's no use making those useless alarms. Don't talk yet, okay? Oh, my God (draw a line)

Haiyan: What are you doing? What are you doing?

Song: What is this? This is evidence. Don't move yet It's not over yet. Oh, my God, take a selfie. Oh, my God.

Haiyan: I tell you, you are a scoundrel, don't you know?

Song: You hid, let the car out and hid. Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, I'm not afraid to call the police. I have proof, but you don't, do you?

Haiyan: I have no proof.

Song: Right.

Haiyan: Can I have no proof? You are just a scoundrel. I'm telling you, the surveillance has been taken very clearly. Everything is under surveillance.

Song: It's useless. God, I said, God, my legs are sore. Oh, my God, don't come here. Nobody touches this line. Who crossed the line? Who did I call? Did you hear that? I told you why I came here today. I checked the traffic posts in Fiona Fang several kilometers away. The video of this post is broken. I have proof that the police will believe me. I don't believe your suspension. Your driver's license will be revoked for seven days. Oh, my God.

Haiyan: OK, OK, OK, I won't tell you. I am in a hurry.

Song: Give money.

Haiyan: I can't help being a hooligan like you.

Song: Give money.

Haiyan: Here.

Song: What about beggars? very little

Haiyan: What do you mean?

Song: What do you mean? There is not enough money. Don't you have some pieces over there?

Haiyan: I'm unlucky. There are several.

Song: Bring it here. Bring it here. Don't waste time.

Haiyan: Here.

Song: Not enough.

Haiyan: smelly rascal

Song: It's not enough to buy equipment from me. That horn costs more than 300 yuan.

Haiyan: What do you mean? You are a typical scoundrel. You are insatiable. What else do you want?

Song: What do you want? Do you have any cash?

Haiyan: What's the matter? It's nothing.

Song: Is there?

Haiyan: No.

Song: It's not easy. Oh, my God, I have a pos machine here. We can swipe our cards. I can also write you an invoice. Hey, man, you can take stationery to take a shower.

Haiyan: Tell me what invoice you want. I think it is bad luck. Tell me quickly. I have something to do. I am in a hurry. Tell me how much you want.

Song: It's easy to deal with urgent things. If you study with me, things will be easy to handle. Let's calculate this first. Look at the spirit

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Haiyan: Don't push your luck.

Song: Why?

Haiyan: You almost want, you know, five thousand, right?

Song: Yes, is there a good one? Do you have a gyro? Do you have bracelets, necklaces or something?

Haiyan: Anything will do.

Song: A car will do.

Haiyan: Is everything all right?

Song: Of course, of course.

Haiyan: Wait for something in my car.

Song: Hurry up, hurry up.

Haiyan: Wait.

Song: Hurry up. God, it's a little high today. Oh, and ... . . Oh, my God, my blue and white

Haiyan: Don't touch it.

Song: Old things.

Haiyan: You can only look at it from a distance, not from a close distance.

Song: It's two meters away now. I don't see any problem. Oh, I'm fine.

Haiyan: Is that all right?

Song: Of course.

Haiyan: Can I give it to you?

Song: Of course.

Haiyan: Here.

Song: What does this mean? That means a lot of money, right?

It is broken.

Song: Oh, me.

Haiyan: Hey, what are you doing?

Song: No.

Haiyan: Don't move.

Song: How much is the discount?

Haiyan: Hey, did you fall?

Song: Oh, I-I didn't touch it. I was prone. Now I won't touch it. This is a scam.

Haiyan: Pay for it.

Song: Oh, my master is in the folk.

Haiyan: Pay for it.

Song: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Haiyan: This thing of mine is an old thing, 100,000 yuan.

Song: It's no use. My hand didn't touch us or touch us.

Haiyan: Where to row?

Song: Find out what's going on with this account.

Haiyan: Let's row for a while.

Song: Come on.

Haiyan: Tell me I can go to the roof without money.

Song: Right.

Haiyan: I won't buy you anything.

Song: I found something.

Haiyan: I won't give it to you.

Song: Give it to me.

Haiyan: You don't want it?

Song: I bought it.

Haiyan: Can you reach it?

Song: Yes.

Haiyan: Did you miss it?

Song: Right.

Haiyan: I recorded it.

Song: Alas, I even have sound and image.

Haiyan: Yes.

Song: I am much better. Wow, I appreciate it. I'm ready. I'm not ready. Today, I want you to correct me. you are talking to the wrong person. What should I do about the whole thing?

Haiyan: What do you do?

Song: What is touching porcelain? China touched me here. I am an expert in this field. Guess what? Let's check it out. Now, let's not talk about this age. Let's just say that this carcass is not neat. Guess what? It's not even on the glaze. I'm not sure. Let's look at the signature. Oh, it's too difficult for me to sign. Welcome to Beijing. Your door is often opened. Oh, I am so handsome as a souvenir.

Haiyan: OK, OK, get up, get up, get up, get up. I think I was implanted.

Song: It is worthwhile for you to waste time with me. You know, if you have money, you have to give it quickly because you have to work.

Haiyan: I took it. I took it.

Song: I have nothing to do today, you know?

Haiyan: I took it. That's all I have in my pocket now. I didn't see anything, did I?

Song: Is it enough for 5,000?

Haiyan: It's all for you.

Song: OK.

Haiyan: That's all.

Song: OK.

Haiyan: Of course.

Song: OK. Goodbye.

Haiyan: Goodbye.