2. The world is so fake that the most fake photo is actually called a photo.
I don't tidy my room. I'm a beauty in a messy room.
Comparing wages with wages is a quick way to find unhappiness.
It's best to go to the stairs when quarreling with others. The advantage of this is that both sides have stairs after quarreling.
6. There is no road in the world. There are so many people leaving that I don't know which way to go.
7. Persuade elders to eat a new food. "This is particularly delicious" is far less effective than "if you don't eat it, it will expire".
8. My parents are really magical creatures. Friends believe everything in their circle of friends, but I can see it at a glance.
9. The most tragic experience of the final exam is what you have worked so hard to memorize, which finally became a problem.
10. Give everyone a weight loss knowledge: avoid thinking about your weight every day, and it will become lighter after a long time, because it will become lighter if you avoid weight.
1 1. I bought new clothes and New Pants new shoes. I must wear them the next day. People who can wear it in a few days are too tolerant and too shrewd to make friends!
12. Life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.
13. We should eat, drink and sleep at home. When we don't meet, people gain 10 Jin, and we gain 5 Jin, as if the conditions at home are not good.
14. Technology is really developed. Now I can stay at home and be hurt by strangers thousands of miles away!
15. Teacher, can we change the teaching methods? Like dreams.
16. I don't understand why my parents are angry because I slept at home for a day. Obviously, I stayed away from the outside world, didn't go out to spend money, didn't go out to make trouble.
17. There is a compromise called going to bed early and a grievance called getting up early.
18. Maybe sleeping is the real activity state of human beings, and we are awake just to collect materials for dreaming.
19. As the saying goes, man, it is not surprising to have two beautiful chins.
20. My friend touched me very much. Even if my mobile phone doesn't have enough memory, I won't delete the photos of Zhang Chou.
2 1. Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.
22. When you hear a frog, it must be a "group chat".
23. Because I am introverted, I never rush to settle accounts.
24. At present, my biggest worry is that my economic strength can't keep up with my aesthetic ability. I once dreamed of going to the ends of the earth with a sword, but then my mobile phone died.
25. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight.
26. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn't study well when I was a child because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.
27. Be sure to eat supper before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.
When you lose your hair, you always feel like a dandelion.
29. Whenever someone calls me an antique, I always feel depressed. Because I'm afraid I'll be stolen while I'm asleep.
30. In the sea of knowledge, I am just a freshwater fish.
3 1. I'm not fat, but my swelling is caused by my allergy to life.
32. I swear I'll chop my hands when I go online again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.
Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless.
34. Now I know that friends are like people's money, true or false. Unfortunately, I am not a money detector.
35. I hate people who like to sit in the right place, especially when I buy a standing ticket.
36. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.
37. The road to success is always under construction.
38. I really like staying up late. I think I was a street lamp in my last life.
39. Top students are like Wi-Fi in exams. Fiona Fang is full of people who want passwords within 10 meters.
40. Since I got a fitness card, the road to fitness has been completely stuck.
4 1. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.
42. When I opened my wallet, I found it was empty, but I still felt very happy, because at least I had a wallet and it had nothing.
43. Looking for someone else is like calling the police. You can find it in minutes. You're looking for someone who is like solving a case. No clue. This is an unsolved case.
44. With such a small income, there are many ways to pay.
45. Although you have never been abroad, you are jet lagged every day.
46. Being in a daze, doing well is called deep; If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.
47. The strength of liberal arts students is that they can write full and dense papers even if they don't understand the questions.
48. There are always too many obstacles in life. If there are too many obstacles, it only means that your legs are short.
49. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn!
50. I dare to love and hate. If you don't like it, you don't like it. If I like it, I have a good impression.