1. Don't call me poor, call me a price-sensitive consumer.
2. I made a blind date with a girl. My mother liked her very much, and so did my father. Finally, I recognized her as my adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her.
3. I dreamed of quarreling with my boyfriend. After he slammed the door, he didn't answer his phone, so it was urgent to contact me. So, I opened Taobao and kept shopping. A steady stream of credit card consumption text messages finally helped me call him back.
4. My son came to the office to play today, and a female colleague teased him and said, How handsome. The son also said to his female colleague: My sister is so beautiful. After that, he immediately ran in front of me to admit his mistake: Dad, I'm sorry I lied again, and all my colleagues in the company laughed.
5. in the circle of friends, it only takes a moment for the heart to move and a moment for the heart to break. Every time I brush this dynamic, I want to reply: always have a heart-saving pill, the heart is innocent.
6. My cousin will get married tomorrow. My aunt is sad and crying. I'll comfort her. Don't cry. My cousin will come back after she gets married. I don't know if she can bring you a grandson. Who knows my aunt's long sentence: I am so happy that I finally married your cousin ... < P > 7. There is a classmate named Yang. He is called Sunshine. I think there are many new words, so I asked him: Why don't you name him Sunshine? How nice! He's angry: my dad's name is sunshine!
8. nowadays, men are not qualified to tell their sisters that they will grow old together, and they will all be bald before they reach gray hair.
IX. One day, my husband accompanied me to have my hair cut, and the barber asked me how long I wanted to cut it. I said, almost to my chin. The barber hesitated for a long time and said, beauty, which chin is it? I ...
11. Although summer is here, many people say it's hot. But I think it's actually okay. Students who are really hot should confess to the people they like, and soon their hearts will get cold.
11. You send a circle of friends to show your love. It's not that I can't accept it, but please don't let me be on Ctrip in the middle of the night and help you cut a hotel, okay? Sprinkle dog food at different times! Do you think this is a human thing?
12. There are always people who reflect on themselves in the middle of the night: being muddled is a day. Being happy is also a day, and the mentality is the most important. Come on! Really, people who send this kind of news are often happy every day, and they are not confused for a day or two ... < P > XIII. Once we quarreled with our wife, the more we quarreled, the more fierce we became. I reached out and grabbed the teacup on the table and fell to the ground. My wife also looked around, but found nothing easy to fall. It happened that when her son came back from school, she rushed up and grabbed his schoolbag and slammed it on the ground. The son quickly picked up his schoolbag from the ground and took out his exercise book, saying, Mom, come and tear up the exercise book!
14. Ten men, seven are stupid, eight are stupid, nine are bad, and one is loved by everyone. This person must be very rich ...
15. At the end of high school graduation, the whole class is writing the address book with mirth. The teacher sneered: Don't write. Those who mix well in the future won't contact you. Those who mix poorly don't want to be contacted. Those who have a good relationship, don't write, contact, and those who have a bad relationship, don't contact. If you have time, it is better to do more questions. The whole class is blue in the face ...
16. Pay attention to details and start with small things, because you can't do big things.
XVII. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside was shouting that he was unfamiliar and didn't want money. I went to see him, but I really didn't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.
18. Even if the heavy rain turns the whole city upside down, you dare not be late for work.