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Urgent for hilarious stand-up comedy script, thank you! ! !

a: this cross talk comes from life, so as a cross talk actor, you should constantly study life. Actually, no matter what you do, as long as you want to do it well, you need to study your business carefully. B: Yes, say whatever you want, and shout whatever you sell! A: What did you say? B: Say whatever you want and drink whatever you sell. A: I'm uncomfortable hearing that. B: Why? A: What does he have to say? B: Yes, just say whatever you want. A: Did he do anything or not? B: No. A: Thief! B: Huh? A: When did you see a bus get out of the station and someone stood up in the carriage? Please introduce yourself. I'm a thief, and I'm going to work here today. I hope you can cooperate. Hey, that lesbian, you raised your arm and I stole your wallet. What does this say? B: It's outrageous. Is it a profession to be a thief? A: Stealing professional households. B: I haven't heard of it. What does a formal job do? A: Oh, you have to shout what you sell. B: That's right. A: What do you sell? Is there anything that doesn't shout? B: No. A: The urn seller. B: How did he find it? A: When did you see the cinerary urn seller shouting, "Hey, come and buy it, come and see the cinerary urn exported to domestic market. The small box has a lid and can insert photos. Hey, how about two, sir?" B: No. A: Besides, there's no such store after this village. You can't buy it until you're dead. B: Fuck you.