1. Women are really great now. Unconsciously, my stomach is big, I have a child and no father!

2. When we were young, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

3. You can't satisfy all people, because not all of them are people.

4. Life is like toilet paper, so talk as little as possible!

5. What about having a husband? There's a goalkeeper and the goal is still in!

6. Who's the husband? All fucking temporary workers!

7. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

8. People who have traveled all over the brothel are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

9. The poorest are nothing more than begging, and they will get ahead in the end.

11. Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity-in the end, he killed all the students.

11. Don't always tell me the story of that B society as a common people!

no matter how awesome you are, why can't Baidu search for you?

no matter how strong you are, can you hold your urine?

12. under any circumstances, you can't play with others, and those who play will be played by others.

no matter how thoughtful you are, you are not the best.

13. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

14. Spit is used to count money, not to make sense.

15. Don't read what you shouldn't read, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't think,

Please concentrate on your soy sauce

16. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night. A woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime

17. If possible.

18. The only thing in the world that you can get without effort is age!

19. Don't brag, please give the cow back, because cows also need sex!

21. See yourself through ups and downs and see your friends through ups and downs.

21. We only have one earth, so we should take good care of it.

There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!

22. Being rich doesn't necessarily mean having a way, and daring to touch doesn't necessarily mean daring to grass.

23. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

24. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil. Famous flowers are taken, hoes are heartless ...

25. When introducing your girlfriend to a new friend, please hug her waist instead of standing by and pointing your finger

26. The fastest walk is the most beautiful scenery, and the deepest hurt is the truest feelings

27. The biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get or lose it, but that you don't know what you want at all.

28. I worked so hard when I grew up, only because I blew it as a child!

29. The so-called successful woman is NB in the daytime and N in the evening.

31. If someone is willing to be by his side, even if there is no language, I feel happy. Even if everything is lost, just stop and look around, there will be someone in your sight. Please don't be sad, don't despair, and don't forget that you are by no means alone.

31. It's not necessarily the enemy who shit on your head, it's not necessarily the friend who pulls you out of the shit pile.

32. I can't do everything I hope. But I should do everything I can.

33. If you have urine, you must urinate. Don't wait to shake the bird without urine.

34. Whenever you make a phone call, please smile when you pick up the phone, because the other party can feel it.

35. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

36. Have a contented heart. If you want to be happy, don't let yourself be listless. If you want to be happy, you don't increase your wealth, but decrease your desire.

37. Marry a person who likes chatting, because when you get older, you will find that chatting is a person's greatest advantage.

38. As long as the hoe dances well, no corner can be dug down.

39. Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

41. If the heart has no place to live, it is wandering everywhere!

41. Don't trust a partner who never closes his eyes when kissing.

42. The best relationship lies in loving others more than asking for them.

43. Those who can't pretend to be forced by others, and those who can pretend to be forced by others

44. Although I'm not in the Jianghu, there are legends in the Jianghu

45. People can't take money into the grave. But money can take people to the grave.

46. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship

47. See through it, don't say it thoroughly, and continue to be friends.

48. The way to attract a man is to keep him from getting it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to keep her satisfied.

49. Men, the upper body is self-cultivation, and the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

51. If you look at a beautiful woman in the street, you will appreciate it if you look higher, and you will be a hooligan if you look lower.

51. Girls buy lots and lots of beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but what boys want to see is girls without clothes.

52. Men all like Jiangshan because they think that only the whole Jiangshan can make their women move

53. A small person's time is the least valuable. He can haggle with a vegetable vendor for twenty cents

54. When we put more emotion into friendship and love, it is often only family that can move you in the end.

55. The so-called loyalty is just because there are not enough chips for betrayal!

56. You told me to get out, and I got out. You told me to come back. I'm sorry to get out.

57. If you want to know what a person lacks in his heart, just look at what he shows off. If you want to know what a person feels inferior to others, just look at what he hides.