A funny copy of drinking in Tik Tok's comment area (Part I)

1. Qian Shan is a mangrove tree with mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

2. If you drink too little for a long time, talents are hard to find. Take the lead in drinking, and future leaders

3. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

4. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

5. When a hundred rivers go to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don't drink at the moment, you will be sad in the future.

6. the wine is dry and the Kun is big, but the sun and the moon are long in the pot.

7. stand and make a toast, and wait for two cups.

8. Acacia for many years, add two or two liquors, and you can tell this acacia.

9. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

11. If you drink today, you will get drunk tomorrow. Don't be too tired in life.

11. No one can understand your frown, no one can accompany you to get drunk, blame me for asking for it, and want to understand that you are uncomfortable.

12. We are bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two soothing drinks first.

13. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

14. Smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful.

15. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.

16. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the advised person will say, "When the ass is lifted, he will start drinking again", which means that the drinker will have another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it shows respect".

17. I had a headache after drinking today. I feel worse when I am drunk. Don't drink alcohol in the future.

18. The leader may not remember who respects the leader's wine; Whoever doesn't respect the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

19. It's good to drink for a while, but it's good to drink all the time.

21. It's like a pot of spirit Erguotou to ask how much sorrow you can have.

21. Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines beg for bait, and nine wines leave a legacy.

22. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk. Who's going to sleep? Tik Tok comment area drinking funny copywriting (Part II)

23. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, your stomach is haunted. You make a slip of tongue when you talk, walk with your legs flashing, get up in the middle of the night to find water, and get up in the morning to regret it.

24. There are a thousand cups of wine for every bosom friend. Drink as much as you can, or run away if you can't.

25. Drink less blood and wine, and you can't live if you drink too much.

26. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

27. It looks like water and tastes spicy. If you drink it, it will be haunted. You will trip up and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.

28. How hard life is, the wine will be choking, and nine times out of ten, the wine will be unpleasant.

31. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this way know a lot, but they hardly do it.

31. if you don't drink, you won't get anything. it's really contradictory to put down a bunch of friends when you drink.

32. Stay half awake and half drunk, and meet again in your dream.

33. An old cellar with a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow at random, seven points drunk and go home.

34. Half a catty of wine is not enough to help the wall, and I won't go if I walk a catty and a half.

35. Do you still need a reason to drink? Today's reason is to drink!

36. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

37. I want to cry. Tears are in my eyes. I want to smile. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

38. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think the universe is yours! Make phone calls indiscriminately, and don't send WeChat indiscriminately! Can do the above! Drink a hammer wine! Wave costs money!

39. sober men of olden days and sages are forgotten, and only the great drinkers are famous for all time.

41. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be kept for her son for 18 years.

41. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the beginning of drinking.

42. standing on both legs, drinking doesn't count.

43. Too sentimental to drink.

44. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all. Forty-seven of the hottest comment sentences in Tik Tok comment area in the Year of the Tiger

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2. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear the express parcel by hand, not like a weak woman who can't unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water at all.

3. It's cold, please pay attention to make-up to keep warm.

4. When you are old, I am old, and I will advance in parallel and end in parallel.

5. If no one takes care of you, you will be so cool that there is no weakness.

6. You know what, little guy? Aunt used to like your father very much.

7. I know that such a girl is like a bullet in a gun. She always leaves the gun chamber, because that is her value, but she always shoots through your chest and falls somewhere else, maybe it's a good home, maybe it just falls to the ground, and you are unable to pick it up. What's more sad is that you will always pull the trigger.

8. irascible people are actually easy to coax, but those who seem to have no temper disappear once they leave.

9. The typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, I won't leave.

11. A person has hundreds of trillions of cells, which are constantly metabolized, and they live only for you. What reason do you have to be sad?

11. I am a millionaire at midnight, a billionaire at midnight, and the richest man in the world at dawn. I am unemployed in the morning.

12. Tetris has taught us that if you fit in, you will disappear.

13. May my ideal still be there when I am in my thirties, and I will not wake up lonely.

14. When people pay a little attention to you, you open your heart. You think this is frankness, but in fact it is loneliness.

15. I have no topic, but I just want to chat with you.

16. I remember that I used to talk to you very late. Now we don't talk anymore, and I still stay up late. But I think it's better to go to bed early from today.

17. Even if you are ninety-nine percent dissatisfied, you can't do anything as long as you like it.

18. Accept growth and all the bad things.

19. Being stupid or not depends mainly on whether you can play dumb.

21. You see, the days are long and the mountains are high, but there is plenty of time for who and who.

21. Fat people have only two ways out, either to improve their figure or to improve their mentality.

22. If they are bound by each other, it is better to go to different places.

23. It's windy outside today, and I'm so scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. What a shame.

24. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies, and those who are not so good-looking and like to eat are called gits! 25. I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. It depends on my mood tomorrow.

26. I praised it without hesitation when I saw someone fall!

27. I'm past the age when there is a chicken on the dining table.

28. It's so happy to see the fragments of a beautiful woman's life.

29. I went to school for so many years, stayed up so many nights, did so many exercises, took all kinds of cruel exams under all kinds of pressure, fell in love, broke up, worked and worked overtime. I worked so hard to become an ordinary person. . . . .

31. Some roads, you must walk alone. This is not loneliness but choice.

31. Love can really make people dumb. One is to stop talking, and the other is to drown in the throat. Although I didn't make a sound, I hope you understand.

32. I think it's wrong to say that love is complementary. Why should people who are good-tempered be ravaged by your bad temper? I think, a good temper should love each other with a good temper, and let the bad temper hurt each other with the bad temper!

33. I go to bed like a wild animal, specifically like a koala. I sleep for an hour.

34. I'm afraid I'll have a big dream.

35. tell your mother that I have a house.

36. Waiting for someone who doesn't love himself is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

37. I thought it was bronze at first, but I didn't expect it to be a king.

38. I wanted to go to hell, but it was closed. He turned and walked to heaven, but heaven was full. So I passed by, and it happened that your room was bright.

39. You owe someone, and someone else will go back. What someone owes you, someone else will pay you back. Whatever you do to someone, whether it's hurting or paying, there will always be another person who will repay or retaliate. Nodes at different times. Generally speaking, the ruthlessness and affection, the ruthlessness and promiscuity of life are balanced.

41. This set of pictures must be kept in my heart.

41. The saddest thing is not that the ending is not good enough, but that the sincerity paid has not been treated well.

42. Breaking up should be dignified, and no one should say sorry. How can I owe you anything? I dare to give it and my heart will break.

43. A person's loneliness is directly proportional to his frequency of posting on social networks.

44. Getting up early can really do many things, for example, sleeping again.

45. When I was in college, there was a female classmate who had a good relationship with me, a little ambiguous, and had a big lesson in heaven. She confessed to me and quietly told me: Be my prince. When I was excited, I replied directly: OK, Mother.

46. Don't be silent all of a sudden. You can say take a shower, go to the movies, go to bed and eat supper. Just find a reason, whether it's true or not. Really not, at least leave a full stop, leave a step for me. Don't make me too embarrassed, don't let me die on my cell phone like a fool.

47. I never had you for a second, but I lost you a million times in my heart. Funny homophonic terrier in Tik Tok

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1. So what if you are tall? Don't you just want to bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

2. touch the scene and you will take up the word, touch the life.

3. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

4. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asked peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato and you, did you hear? I only belong to you.

5.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because m sorry.

6. There was a power outage while eating. I quickly took two bites of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary Lala can light up?

7. it's normal not to reply to the news. which beautiful woman have you seen is not busy?

8. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

9. Puffs are squashed, and my mother said they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

11. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kindness that the crab cooked the dragon.

11. Xiao Wang didn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu took a look, he actually crossed the river.

12. I can't entangle with him when I think of him entangled with that snake every day.

13. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle can't stop for a while. Mom said that it's because it's a small mental fire.

14. You seem to have gained weight. I can accompany you to lose weight. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

15. Even I don't love it. What do you love, Iqiyi?

16. I said to crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We have to play well.

17. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay for it, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

18. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

19. Today, when I went to school, the teacher asked me where the book was.

21. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby. Tik Tok's popular comment funny homophonic terrier (Part II)

21. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew slowly, so the pig said to the strawberry, You can't do berries, you can't do berries.

22. Grandma's door handle is very thick, and there is a noise when she opens the door. Later, when I asked, I realized that this is called a rough door.

23. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? It was the boss who broke it in a hurry.

24. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki?

25. I have an amazing job. What? "digging the lotus root"

26. if I don't kiss you, do you kiss the burner?

27. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

28. A spider asked the caterpillar a question, but the caterpillar told it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance, "I am a spider."

29. Yang was poisoned, and Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to the little dragon girl, "Don't look at me, but I'm just suppressing itching. The little dragon girl received: green … green dragon girl.

31. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don't you give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

31. You don't even taste me. What do you taste? Pinru?

32. It's very hot at 37 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.

33. Bunny planted a fruit tree in spring, and when she went to see it in autumn, she mumbled nothing.

34. "What will a pear and a grain of rice become in the refrigerator?" "don't leave me!

35. I have to fill in my personal information when I enter the door, so my identity has become a secret: "Fill it in and fill it in quietly, leaving a little secret".

36. You were admitted to Tsinghua, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes and sweet roasted sweet potatoes.

37. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" My stomach says, "My name is Chu Yuxun, not my stomach."

38. Just after eating the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks. After eating them, I became impatient. Originally, I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

39. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why, and he was wronged.