This year's Singles Day, I still play the role of a bachelor.

I heard that everything is cheap on the Double Eleven. Can you accompany me to be cheap?

Starting from 0: 00 tonight, let's be beautiful women together, without the fall of all parts of the country, only losing everything.

I will drink southeast wind after the double eleventh. Don't ask me why I don't drink northwest breeze, because there are too many people drinking it.

Don't ask me how I plan to get into the double eleven. What do you think I can get into so poor? I'm going to the grave.

Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

Your double eleven is waiting for the express delivery, and only I am waiting for you to open the express delivery carton. Can you give it to me? I want to make some money.

Unexpectedly, the person I most want to see but can't see at the moment is the courier.

On the day of Double Eleven, two good brothers placed an order together, one paid the down payment and the other paid the final payment, and I received the goods.