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A cold joke about an internal newspaper
1. "Kong Fuyou" commented that Wang Juan has finished half a set of papers.

My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.

No one has ever asked us to participate, only we have the right to decide whether to let ourselves participate.

Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.

6. You learn, you get out, and now I start to stay up late drinking coke, playing games and watching dramas, dying early, and being reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

7. Did you write today?

8. When my colleagues are off work, I will secretly work overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

9. I am a Chinese cabbage. I have the heart to kill others, but I am a Chinese cabbage.

10. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

1 1. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

12. Okay, take a turn for the better and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

13. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

14. Other children only know how to play. I secretly practice kowtowing and roll them to death during the New Year.

15. My roommates are all eating. I will secretly practice Pamela, become the thinnest, and roll them to death.

16. When everyone is involved, I will eat and sleep on time, do more exercise, keep healthy and kill them!

17. Promote misogyny with friends, kiss her husband behind his back, hug him and roll them to death.

18. I pretended to watch the live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

19. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I played Tik Tok music loudly and recited English words, which killed them!

20. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

Joking humorous copy

Joking humorous copy 1. Life before the age of 65 is given by parents, and life after the age of 65 is given by oneself. Don't vent your embarrassment on others. The only thing we can complain about is that we didn't work hard enough.

It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

The road under your feet is hard to walk.

5. If I make my life into a movie, I've already thought of the name of the movie, and it's called being poor all my life.

My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.

7. Where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven; Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness.

8. It is suitable for sleeping at home in rainy days and going out for a walk in sunny days. For a long time, there was not a day suitable for work.

9. To treat a relationship, you should learn not to be afraid of being hated, but also learn to be hated by others. When you determine your own principles, then don't give in again and again, learn to say no, learn to be yourself, and learn to implement your own principles. You can't break your principles just to please people.

10. The height of life is not how many things you approve, but how many things you underestimate. The width of the soul is not how many people you know, but how many people you tolerate. Be a mountain, look at everything and be inclusive. Being a man is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you must know how to advance and retreat.

1 1. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!

12. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.

13. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

14. If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

15. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

16. Even if you are sad again, you should say your uncle's with a smile.

17. As long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't screw up.

18. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

19. Repeating the path taken by others is because you ignore your own feet.

20. Everyone else has hit the South Wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the South Wall.

Joking humor copy 2 2 1. It is not easy to get, only constant efforts.

22. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

23. This hot day is suitable for confession. If you succeed, you can date and drink ice. If you fail, it doesn't matter, at least your heart is cold.

24. Women are like clothes. My brother wears a brand that ordinary men can never afford.

25. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. When I think about it after a while, I don't remember.

26. Only in boiling water can tea give off a rich flavor of life.

27. Being fat first is not fat, and then being fat is overwhelming.

Listen to me, you have lost several times, but you will make a comeback.

29. The last bus of happiness is not missed, but not crowded.

30. Now people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do, and I am even worse. I'm not full.

3 1. Since I can't get into your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.

32. I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

33. If you are not sure, you will get fat if you hit your face too much.

Don't envy that we didn't have homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

35. I sent you roses that day, and there was a fragrance in my hand. You returned my roses the other day, and my hands were bruised.

Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. How can anyone buy such a strange smell?

Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

Only young people are still crying for love, while we adults are only crying for poverty.

39. With your looks, you don't need to lose weight at all. Now you can use obesity as an excuse for ugliness, but after losing weight, there is no excuse.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Funny sentences that joke with girlfriends.

Funny sentences that joke with girlfriends.

1. Meeting you is purely an act of god. I fell in love with you with all my heart. Love, you have no regrets. I am depressed to miss you, but I am satisfied to get you.

2.? I missed you secretly last night, and my dream was full of salty tears. When I woke up, what blurred my vision in my dream was a pillow of saliva.

3. Do what you should do, watch what you should see, and give you advice on what you should see, but it's not enough to give advice, and you have to hide in the dark to frame it.

4. You are lovely, pitiful and unloved; You are disgusting, loved and loved. You are smart, and you are the first to flush the toilet. You are very temperamental and irritable by nature.

5. My eyes are dim all day, I don't eat three meals, my limbs are weak, I don't know anything, my six parents don't recognize me, I don't know anything, I am imposing and sedentary, which is very useless.

6. Studying hard, tired, and paying tuition; I am not a scholar, but my parents forced me to come. I got a score in the final exam and the eggs and ducks rolled in. The teacher asked me why. I said for the next generation!

7. Four white bars: grass-roots police station, township tax office, bank credit unit and nude stage.

8. There are seven kinds of eggs in the world: eggs laid by chickens, exploding bombs, bastards who watch the news, idiots who laugh, idiots who are angry, bastards who scold me, and those who don't respond are finished.

9. Bend your back, bend your legs, break your spine, hit your head and eyes, cover your ass, get you a microphone, let you walk against the wall and vomit blood.

10. Everything is inferior, only power is high; There are never ugly men, as long as they have money. You are tall and handsome, and you are really lovable. Sooner or later, you will be put into a sack and thrown into the sea.

1 1. I hope you are happy. I happily covered myself with a quilt, dripping my nose, looking in the mirror, laughing and drinking water. I am happy when I think about it, and happy when I am unhappy. See you happy? I must be happy at this time!

12. The sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you.

13. One person dies, two people are full of tenderness, three people miss each other, and four people are strangers to strange bedfellows.

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15. Every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop.

16. think about it, I will be very happy from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

17. If it were sentimental, it would be old and kill me long ago.

18. Remember, you have to live like a drug, either you can't afford it or you can't quit.

19. Love life with people who like you; See the world clearly with people who don't like you.

20. Use your time alone to make yourself better, surprise the people who come and give yourself a good explanation.

2 1. Always remember not to hold your head higher than your hat.

22. When you are tired, put your heart on the shore. If you are wrong, don't regret it. If you lose it, you will know that you are satisfied.

You don't have to worry about what you are afraid of, because it will come and leave as scheduled.

24. People who achieve great things often do small things seriously, and people who don't do small things seriously often can't do great things.

25. From this, I have come to an understanding that seriousness itself is a quality, and a person must have this quality if he wants to make a difference.

Humorous sentences that joke with girlfriends.

1. Even without the moon, my heart is bright. Friendship between people who like me and friends has always been better than love in my heart.

2. Be a man, just be simple; Life, peace is good. Life is like this, cherish it. You will always be your own protagonist. Don't always play a supporting role in other people's plays.

Do your best, don't envy others' happiness, maybe that's not for you. Sometimes, it is better to care less than to care more.

4. See the world clearly and fall in love with it. Crying is crying with joy; Smile happily; Open your mind while playing; Love is incisive, so there is no need to grind life.

5. Growing up is a process of constantly thinking that your former self is a fool.

6. Have a heart you want to have. It is not boring to repeat boring days, nor is it boring to do the same thing.

7. Forgiving others also makes you noble! I know I can't get it. I don't even bother to pretend to open a pub in my favorite city. There are homeless people in the guest room.

I don't want to ask about your past, that's your business. I hope to participate in your future. I'd love to. If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

9. Brave because of strangeness, beautiful because of distance.

10. Touch your sunshine with your heart, and then, forever, brilliant! I have experienced many hardships. Now I don't care, don't care, don't itch, and I'm not happy. Don't let the future you hate the present yourself.

1 1. I'm trying to be the person I like. It is better to be strong than to pray for a plain life.

12. Girls can only become girls in front of boys they like, and they must fight like men at other times! The applause and follow-up of countless people when they are successful and brilliant can't compare with the hug and companionship of one person when they are frustrated and frustrated.

13. It is the princess who needs the prince to save, and the queen who saves the world herself is cute when she first meets, and fierce when she meets.

14. Don't give me a hard look, your face is not a palette. No matter how stressful the study is, don't forget to give yourself a pair of scissors with a smile, because that's the best self.

15. Learn to make yourself happy. Happiness is in your own hands. Don't rely on others, because people may leave suddenly.

Classic jokes about girlfriends.

1. Achieve eternal existence with eternal life. Let me prove with eternity that the other side you are looking for has always been here.

2. Humans should stand on the top of the mad dog and fight with it. Someone will teach you a lesson and let you know who you are.

The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the poor. Bear calm for a while, and you will die if it breaks out.

No matter how bad your grades are, you should live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.

5. Life is boring. This is life. Don't play cool with me, I'm 10 degrees below zero! I like your personality, but I don't like your gender.

If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything. When you become excellent, everything you want will come to you.

7. Remember, girl, you don't marry a prince, but someone who treats you like a princess.

8. Don't think how strong I am. I have no more heart than others. Losing love is not necessarily a bad thing, but may be the next happy beginning.

9. I don't want anything, but you, I want to settle.

10. Most people who love food are not bad people, because they are desperate for food and have no time to hurt others.

Video of college students making self-deprecating jokes on examination papers.

1. As long as everyone contributes a volume, the world will become a better place.

2. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master", but the salary did not seem to rise.

My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn, and I'll live better than them if I die. Roll them to death.

I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi shop on the spot, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

6. The development of the track will be "natural" at any time, and opportunities will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

7. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I played Tik Tok music loudly and recited English words, which killed them!

8. You will be grateful in the future. You are not desperate now.

9. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, and I had more money than them, so I killed them.

10. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

1 1. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

12. You wear headphones to listen to songs when you draw. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

13. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of papers.

14. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

15. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

16. Okay, take a turn for the better and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

17. I would rather kill myself than run over others.

18. Others shit in the toilet, so I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

19. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

20. There is no hurdle in life. Try to lie down!

A joke, and a joke with a girl.

An interesting remark made in joke.

1. Sister Lin didn't die of illness, but actually fell from the sky and died.

Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

4. Ask you, how long has it been since you paged?

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.

6. It's obvious that it's easy to hide, but it's hard to prevent it.

When I left the subway station this morning, the escalator broke down. I was stuck on it for more than an hour, so I was late.

I always think of you when I feed the pigs.

9. Some things don't need wrangling, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

10. Writers despise online literature, so they all act as pornographic online writers and take the curve to save the country.

1 1. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

12. Don't stare at me. You think you are a palette.

13. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far apart, but that students live in different rooms.

14. Admit your mistakes and never change.

15. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak and autumn is weak, just sleeping in winter.

16. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

17. It will be dark and the road will be slippery. I don't know who is more cunning than you on the way home.

18. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

19. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

20. Life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that could not be replayed.

2 1. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

22. Have you never seen anyone run before?

How long a mouse can live depends on the cat's mood.

Extraordinary appearance is important even to wild animals.

25. Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

A joke with a girl

1. Beauty, I love you. I will write you a love song. The theme is I miss you very much. The message is all about you. Ask me what I miss you, and swear to catch up with you.

2. People are not smart and bald like others.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

4. Some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

There is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, called narcissism.

6. Lonely people need to be full, which is why I am so fat.

7. In fact, Tang Priest is also quite brilliant. She was called a benefactor when she met someone who looked pitiful. When you meet a good-looking person, you are called a bodhisattva.

8. I took out my dusty homework, shook off the dust and put it back.

9. Watch the Korean drama Hero! Watch the heroine of Japanese drama! What is a domestic drama? Be right back after the commercial.

10. If you don't study hard now, the wall knocked by others is the brick you moved.

1 1. Who can read it all at once? Red carp, green carp and donkey.

12. As soon as I stretched out my hand, I knew you wouldn't come with me, so I stretched out my leg and tripped you. You really stood up and chased me.

13. Primary school students have turned from wet behind the ears to goddesses, and I have turned from wet behind the ears to a big fart.

14. The husband told his wife on the phone: Just now, the police at the police station said that the door of our house was broken into by thieves. The wife asks urgently: Have you lost your money and passbook? Husband said: I don't think so. The wife said: Why? The husband said: I have been looking for it for ten years, but I can't find it. Can the thief be found in such a short time?

15. I find that you are half like Shakespeare. Where is it like? Sabi

Humorous words joking with girls.

1. I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

2. Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows are there! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

3. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

4. Eat if you want, and sleep if you want! Like a pig, your territory is up to you anyway.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

6. Reality tells lies with real names, and the Internet tells the truth with pseudonyms.

7. Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

8. Even if I have fucking money, I will use Qingyang shampoo for baldness!

9. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders around.

10. Let the house price rise more violently!