One day, it began to rain. Dad said to his son, "Son, if someone comes to borrow an umbrella, you can refuse him. I'll hide in my room first!" As soon as Dad hid in the room, a man came to borrow an umbrella. The son said, "No, if you borrow one and he borrows one, there will be no umbrella in our house!" After that, the man left. Dad came out and said, "At this time, you should say,' There is an umbrella, that is, the bones are scattered and the skin is broken. I have already thrown it away!'" "Dad said that and hid in it again. At this time, the neighbor came to borrow the cat. The son said," There is one cat, that is, its bones are falling apart and its skin is broken. It has long been thrown away! "The neighbor listened and left. Dad came out again and said," You should say,' Recently, the cat is weak and is going to have kittens. It is tied in the warehouse!' " "Say that finish, dad hid in the room again. At this time, dad's colleague came to see dad, and his son said," Recently, dad is weak and is going to have a baby, and he is tied up in the warehouse! "My colleague smiled and left, and my father was dizzy in the room! ! ! Xiao Ming is angry when he scolds him.