1. Don't cry at my grave, it has stained my path of reincarnation.
2. What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.
I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
13. In the workplace, like Conan, I should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.
14 ... if you don't study for a day, no one can see it; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.
15. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.
16. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love has finally dispersed, and everything we mix and match has finally reunited.
17. Many things are between "not saying injustice" and "saying melodramatic".
18. The road to success is always under construction.
26. If she (he) says "Forget me" to you. Just say to the other person, "I'm sorry, I never remember."
1, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
I allow you to enter my world, but I don't allow you to walk in my world.
3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.
5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.
7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.
8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.
9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.
1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still smell it vaguely.
12, I curse you for not having a seasoning bag for instant noodles all your life.
13, how to lose weight without eating?
14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said that this can be done, and I said that this really can't be done. ...
15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
17, I'm not a coin, how can everyone like me? !
18, there is love besides teeth.
19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.
20. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.
2 1. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong donkey. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.
22, crying, noisy, staying up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand and hanging himself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
23. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.
24. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.
26. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...
27, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, washing and cooking are too tired.
28, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!
29. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.
30. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
37. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
38. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.
39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.
40. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the bad regrets before you die by occupying a good tomb.
4 1. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
42. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepless in winter.
44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
Please don't treat my kindness to you as your shameless capital.
47. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
48. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
50. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.
When I woke up, it was already dark.
53. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.
54. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
59. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.
60. I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.
6 1, teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old?
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer ~
65. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
67. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.
68. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.
70, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.
7 1, I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Please don't disturb mortals …
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
76.work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.
77. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent for water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month …
78. Take your hand and drag your son away. Confucius said don't go, well, close the door and let the dog go!
79. Life is like this. It always occupies an absolute leadership position. When countless fools shouted that they had taken control of their own lives and their own destiny, they didn't see it. They live in the higher sky, showing mocking faces.
80. He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which is not useless, but can also be used to feed pigs.
8 1. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of money.
83. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.
84. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.
88. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.
53.。 . . . . . . . . . Jianghu doesn't believe in tears. . . . . . . . .
59. This is killing me. Where is the well?
65. Go your own way. Let them take a taxi!
69. Is this table strong enough? I filmed it. . . . Oh, my God! ~ What's the matter? ~?
73. There are four words for you: Wash and sleep.
75. Did you choose the world or did the world choose you?
84. You can't die. Who will lend me money if you die?
Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and watching heaven, who are you busy for?
Women in the new century: they got halls, kitchens, codes, anomalies, Trojans, fences, nice cars, novelty, mistresses and hooligans. ...
Men in the new century: sleeping on the floor, living in the corridor, kneeling on the motherboard, mending clothes, eating leftovers, paying prescriptions, taking care of children, raising girls, enduring loneliness and striving to be the wolf. ...
Even if you believe that there is a lie in the middle, even if you are a friend, it will inevitably end. Even if you are a lover, you will eventually pass. Even if you forget it, you must get it first. Even if you have a wife, there is a if in your heart. ...
Handsome and have a car, that is chess; Some are money, some are banks; Have a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman; A handsome guy with a car, money, responsibility and sense of justice is Altman who plays chess in the bank.
Money is not everything. There is MasterCard & Isa.
Money is not everything, sometimes it is needed.
One should love anil. They are so delicious.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
Smart people never make mistakes. When they make mistakes, they become unintelligent.
Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
Success is a relative term. It brought many relatives.
Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives ().
Don't put off the work until tomorrow, you should get ready today.
Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, do it today.
Attending love is very photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of dark time to cultivate.
⒂ "Work fascinates me." I can watch it for hours!
Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.
[14] relatives of Shende; Thank God, we can choose our friends.
God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gives you the space to choose your friends.
⒄ Two people together, three people together!
Two people are unstable, but three people are!
⒅: Clothes are like barbed fences. It not only protects the premise, but also does not limit the vision.
Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it.
When I am rich, I will take the bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, sorry, this is a private car.
6. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
7. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.
8, where to fall, where to get up ... always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!
9, alas ~ this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.
10, I will keep walking until the water blocks my way, and I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy.
1 1, I want to learn nirvana, but I accidentally ... get used to it!
12, ask who is the most open-minded person in the world and ask me to do my part.
13, if you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
14, there are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.
15, I never bully the weak ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him …
16, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …
17. Anyway, my life is always different from their calculations. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.
90. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
89. When the pain comes, don't always ask "Why me?" Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.
There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.
87. Man, it is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!
86, the same bottle of drinks, convenience store 3 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan, many times, a person's value depends on his location.
85. Everyone is "primitive" at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become "pirates".
83, like a person, very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.
82, no, start over.
8 1. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?
80. Not every sentence of "I'm sorry" can be exchanged for "it doesn't matter".
79. Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be a lifetime, but it will always be a while.
76. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried to be jealous.
75. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will be lost.
73. Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.
72. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve their plots.
7 1, nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.
70. Your mother's 60th birthday! Tell you to go home for dinner!
66. What is the worst job? Is to do something he doesn't like. What is worse than the worst? I want to work all my life!
65. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.
If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.
63. The biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get anything, nor lose anything, but that you don't know what you want at all.
If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
6 1, don't always tell me the story of 2B society as a common people! Why can't Baidu search you again? No matter how tough you are, you can't hold your urine, can you?
Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity-in the end, he killed all the students.
For people who always like to talk about what they used to be, our boss said, "You used to wear open-backed pants. Do you still wear it? "
49、? My colleague likes playing mahjong very much. She said: "I 10 years ago never played mahjong. When I saw someone playing mahjong, I thought he was an animal. Now when I see someone who doesn't play mahjong, I think he is an animal. " —_—! ! !
In' 47 and' 08, China was full of disasters, and nothing was normal, so the China football team was normal!
4 1, really fat people don't lose weight. ?
38. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously. ?
37, beautiful MM are fleeting clouds, only the warm right hand is eternal ...?
36. Do you want me to go out? I'm out. Do you want me back? Sorry, it's gone. ?
30, the crowd looked for her for thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me. ?
24. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone! ?
22, stay in the green hills, there is still no wood to burn. ?
20. The head with the shell still has a thunderbolt hairstyle. ?
19, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated. ?
18, girl, you have to eat properly to lose weight! ?
15, the boy is poor, otherwise he doesn't know how to struggle; The girl is full, or some flowers will be abducted. ?
13, you'd better not miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply. ?
12, no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day, not only low ratings, but also low wages. ?
The future is bright, but there is no road.
10, don't I earn money just to eat? Earn money, earn a meal, even have no time to eat, earn a P (as my colleague said)?
6. One day, a mother-in-law took a bus … didn't know the way halfway … hit the driver with a stick and said, where is this? The driver said, is this my P-share?
5, going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not cold! ?
If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for turning my face! ?
I haven't written with a pen for a long time. I don't know if I don't write, but I am shocked if I write: Martians.
5] You are great. B what? I have crossed more bridges than you have.
Want to know how much I miss you? Then I'll tell you: I miss you when I burn paper on New Year's Eve.
You said you would love me forever. It was silly of me to forget to ask "This life or the next life".
Honey! Do you miss me? Did you dream about me last night? "Yes" is great. Then I will ask Yan for leave and come back to see you tonight.
⒘: You said you couldn't wash it if you jumped into the Yellow River. I don't think jumping from the 18 floor will kill you. Really thick-skinned, thick everywhere.
You take your overpass and I will take my underground passage.
7. The so-called beauties are mostly slaves of cosmetics.
9. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.
1 1, you can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.
13, language is not amazing, it is not shameful to die.
14, a "bad man" must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man, and he doesn't deserve to be a bad man in a woman's heart.
17, "Don't you have anything nice to say?" "You are so handsome, ok?" "Yes, that's great!" "But I have to say with my conscience that it is really painful."
20. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.
7. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
8. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand wind and rain, but they cannot withstand dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.
9. Only women and English are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
12. Love is like playing basketball. You try your best to grab and chase. When you get it, you will not hesitate to throw it out.
22. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
24. Prices are in line with Europe, prices are in line with the moon and wages are in line with Africa.
25. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!
A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.
30. Older unmarried men and women seem to have missed their stops by bus. Sometimes because the seats on the bus are too comfortable, I don't want to get off at all; Sometimes it's because I don't know which platform to get off at. What about men and women who never get married? They are bus drivers.
3 1. Part I: Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang and Jiang Jiang can be invested.
Downward: experimental building, teaching building, dormitory building and building can all jump.
Horizontal approval: unprecedented
Part I: Love your country, your family and your sister.
Part II: Fire Prevention, Theft Prevention and Senior Brother
Horizontal criticism: love
I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that I climbed the wrong wall.
I can't outrun that BMW after all, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.
35. Wife is TV, lover is, watch TV at home and take it out; Bankrupt TV, get rich for it; Occasionally watch TV and play all day; Fixed TV, yes; The channel is free and charged. Men want to watch TV with it.
Only when we reached the top of the mountain did we find that the wrong road was only a few steps away from the right one.
Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.
Anger is punishing yourself with other people's mistakes.
No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me?
Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
You want me to sweep the floor, you will never wash the dishes. You want me to wash the dishes, you will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!
I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.
When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between machine guns.
Grandpa comes from his grandson …
There are countless women just to flirt with men, and men often use one full of all kinds of women …
Not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
When the bank charges, it says, "This is in line with international practice." When he was in service, he said, "We should consider China's national conditions."
Don't come to me for no reason, let alone for no reason.
Angels can fly because they look down on themselves …
Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
Prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men …
No one knows what just happened. I'm used to covering everything up with a smile …
Women will give up their careers for their feelings, and men will give up their feelings for their careers; Women will be moved by men who give up their careers for their feelings, but they will be with men who give up their feelings for their careers!
It is better to fight the wise than to talk to someone!
A big woman can't have no electricity for a day, and a little woman can't have no money for a day!
Four years in college, no girl asked me for directions. Today, I drove my BMW back to my alma mater for the first time to do something. As a result, five girls came to ask for directions in a short time …
April Fool's Day almost killed me-I sent two to my girlfriend. The first one said, "We are not suitable, let's break up ~" and the second one said, "Happy April Fool's Day". As a result, the first one was sent out, and the second one could not be sent out anyway! ! !
I won't tell if I kill you.
Even believe the letter, you are stupid to study!
There are many, which penguins have not seen?
Live well or die quickly.
Men get PhDs because of their low IQ, while women get PhDs because of their low EQ.
If you can't get your shit out of one foot, you are clean!
If you want to pull a miser into a deep pit, you can't say, "Give me your hand quickly!" " Instead, you can only say, "Hold my hand!" .
A good wife will never ask her husband to give her this or that; A good husband never waits for his wife to talk.
There is a one-dollar coin in the flower bed, but the sign next to the flower bed says, "Step into the flower bed and be fined three yuan!" " It's really embarrassing.
Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking.
A woman says "hate" to you, which means she likes you. When a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you.
Traditional men are very married before they get married, and then they start screwing around; Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage.
No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.
Men don't make money, women are anxious, and men make money and women regret it.
A man entrusted his girlfriend to his buddy for care, and finally his girlfriend became his wife, and the buddy took care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.
A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.
If a man is fined for parking illegally, he will quarrel with that woman. If a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will quarrel with the man around her and stop fighting.
Men's biggest trouble is creditors, and women's biggest trouble is lovers.
The most useless thing men like is a laptop, while the most useless thing women like is shoes.
Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.
Men cheat because of impulsiveness, while women cheat because of boredom.
Men have a sense of accomplishment when they have lovers, and women feel guilty when they have lovers.
It is an unexpected event for a man to kiss a woman, but it is a premeditated event for a woman to kiss a man.
Before the age of forty, women have the impulse to change husbands, and after the age of forty, men have the action of changing wives;
A man and a woman quarreled and got angry in the car. If a woman is driving, she will slam on the brakes; if a man is driving, he will slam on the accelerator.
The poorest men don't bargain, and the richest women also bargain.
Behind a successful man there is a woman's support, and behind a successful woman there are many men's support.
The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.
Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest when they divorce, and the most beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.
For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.
No matter how clever a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.
The most embarrassing thing for men is that their wives drink too much and pester their friends; The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.
When a woman says to a man, "I know I'm actually not beautiful," a man must never agree; When a man says to a woman, "I'm actually a failure," the woman will definitely object.
A man who doesn't want property in divorce must be a bad man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.
Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.
If a woman's unit sends a thousand dollars, she will tell the man that she sent a thousand dollars and tell her friends that she sent five hundred dollars. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.
The man who is most afraid of his wife in the family dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.
Women save their private money and spend it on their husbands, while men save their private money and spend it on other women.
When men face women, don't discuss appearance; When women face men, don't discuss wealth.
When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.
The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt to the street for the first time.
You can go as far as you want.
It's been a long time since anyone blew a cow so fresh.
It doesn't matter what is said, what matters is who said it.
I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!
The answer to the question is simple, that is, to find the reason.
Ah! I called her name in my dream? Must be a nightmare!
There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
In a pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.
In the eyes of fools, the wisdom of the wise is worthless.
As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it.
What a terrible fool an educated fool is!
Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! !
I am unknown in this world. You have subverted everything in the market.
Oh, helpless, strange, I am so cute, but I exist alone …
If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! !
The greatest pain in life is that there is no smoke without fire …
I'm a celebrity, I don't give hints!
Because there is no personality, I won't sign it!
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
Brain water, cerebellar fish.
Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go!
Life can be made do, and life can be exquisite!
Compared with me, it is simply looking for a smoke ~!
I have a left dragon, a right white tiger and Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.
Please continue those who love me, and don't give up those who hate me.
Who wears durian perfume?
It took the mother 20 years to turn the baby into a man, and the woman 20 seconds to turn the man into a man!
University is learning!
Women please themselves, men pity to please themselves!
Not tall, short, fat, thin, no three, no four, no face, no skin and no heart.
He looks haggard and looks like the old society.
Why is the ash on the table missing? There's a password on it ...
People always make mistakes, just like eating sesame seeds and losing sesame cakes …
If this is about it, you have to move a lot. The more you move, the more you participate. The deeper you sink, the worse you rot in the pot. We should always be able to tell you from me. It takes time to settle accounts every time, and it is important to owe them often. Don't worry if you owe more. He will do one thing for you or ten things for you. At the end of the day, he saw you and his head ached, so you won. You must get wind and rain. "
What kind of man decides your fate! What kind of life determines what kind of man you meet, a person's background determines the environment, the environment determines the character, and the character writes your life trajectory, so come to a conclusion that everything is destiny takes a hand.
3. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~
2 1. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !
25. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.
3 1, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!
33. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.
34. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...
1, can it be sunny?
2. If you test a lie with a lie, you can only get a lie.
3. Don't hang it on the tree next to 1 and try it several times.
8. My mother asked me to go home and steal vegetables.
10, you are too long. It won't happen again
1 1, and you don't look like a person who can do whatever he wants.
12, I will answer you with the words of my father's colleagues.
13. Give a suggestion to the TV station next time. No interruptions are allowed when TV plays are broadcast.
19, how classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.