People say that the only child is a baby. Although I am "alone in Xin Wei", my parents don't spoil me at all. For example, if I want to buy new clothes and shoes, they will teach me to be simple; I want to watch TV, and they limit me to no more than 1 hour every day; I want to eat snacks, they say it will cost money and affect my health; I want to eat malt extract and condensed milk, but they say it's unnecessary. I only choose meat dishes when I eat, but they want me to eat more vegetarian dishes ... anyway, I don't look like a baby at all, alas!

Just as I was thinking this way, I suddenly heard someone say to me, "You just need to go east 100 mile, and you will become a little baby."

I look back, strange! There's nobody there. Who's talking? Who cares! I really walked east 100 mile, and I saw a building by the road. There is a sign hanging at the door, which says "Little Baby's Home". I walked right in.

An aunt came forward, hugged me in her arms and said, "Baby, you finally came. I am your mother. "

I said, "No, I'm not your child. I have my own mother. "

Aunt said, "Never mind, don't you see this is the baby's home?" ? Being my child can eat well, dress well, play well, and have whatever you want, which is more comfortable! "

I thought it was good, so I agreed.

I became a "girl"

"Mom" shouted, "Somebody! Help him dress up! " Immediately, several aunts ran out and surrounded me. Some help me to put on lipstick, some help me to get my ears pierced, some put on gold earrings, some put on silver bracelets on my wrists, some put on gem ring tightly on my fingers, and some put on a pair of high heels on my feet. What's more frightening is that they perm my hair and scalp.

I struggled and shouted, "I don't want to dress up!" " I am a boy, not a girl! "

But they casually said, "Just make one!" All the baby girls are beautifully dressed. Look, you are like an angel now. You can be a model! "

I have no choice but to be a girl.

Unexpectedly, after I became a baby "girl", there was no good life. I used to like jumping, but now I wear high heels and fall at least 18 times a day. Walking is harder than walking on stilts, and I always sprain my ankle, which makes me want to cry.

One day, I looked in the mirror. Oh, I didn't recognize myself. Not me: my hair is yellow. There are many blisters and red spots on the face, neck and wrist, and they are swollen and itchy. My ears scare me more. This is the rabbit's ear! My fingers are bad, and my ring is drooping ... I ran to the doctor in tears.

The doctor said, "This is because of skin allergy and inflammation caused by cosmetics and jewelry. Perm will damage your hair. Besides, your finger is deformed because the ring is too tight. You can't dress up like this anymore! "

After listening to the doctor's words, I immediately took off my high heels, cut off coils of hair, threw away all those rings, necklaces and earrings, and wiped off all the rouge and lipstick on my face. I'm not a girl anymore!

I became "Jigong"

"Mom" asked me, "Baby, what's your favorite game? Just say it, I'll give you whatever you want. "

I said, "I like watching TV best."

"Well, I'll buy you the biggest and biggest color TV, and you can watch it if you like."

I didn't expect it to be so comfortable! Since then, I have been watching TV all day, without class or helping adults wash dishes and sweep the floor. I wake up in front of the TV every morning. Even when eating, I eat and watch with my rice bowl. I can't open my eyes until late at night.

One day, the doctor came to see me. I was busy watching TV and ignored him. Instead of being angry, he advised me to say, "Don't watch TV all day, but feel' TV addiction syndrome'!"

"hate it! People are watching TV, don't bother! " I said impatiently with a frown, still staring at the screen.

The doctor shook his head and left.

Before long, somehow, I always felt dizzy, unable to eat or sleep. I know I have TV addiction syndrome, but I still can't bear to give up watching TV.

Not only that, I am more addicted to watching TV, because the TV series "Jigong" is being broadcasted these days, and I especially like watching this program.

I don't know when it started, but I feel like I am Jigong! You see, I'm wearing a tattered robe, my feet are worn out with slippers, and I'm holding a tattered cattail fan, chanting "Amitabha Buddha in the south" to punish evil and promote good!

I was talking to myself when the doctor came again and said to me, "It seems that you have TV autism."

As soon as I heard this, I fanned the broken cattail leaf fan at him and scolded him: "What a monster! How dare you influence me to help the living Buddha watch TV! "

"Oh, you are very ill!" The doctor was so anxious and funny that he simply turned off the TV and dragged me out of the room. He accompanied me to read books, play football, play table tennis and play chess every day ... gradually, I remembered: I am not a lucky person!

Xiao Bao Bei restaurant

"Mom" said to me, "Baby, I'll take you to the baby restaurant for dinner."

I see, this "little baby restaurant" is bigger than the grand hotel, and there are four small restaurants in it.

Mom took me to the first restaurant.

The waiter brought the menu and let me order. I looked at the menu: fried peanuts, spiced melon seeds, egg-shaped chocolate, sandwich biscuits, cream eggs, candied olives, fried rice flowers, hawthorn cakes, soft drinks and ice cream. ...

God, this is not a dish! However, I like snacks very much. Of course, I have no problem with such "dishes", so I said, "anything!"

The waiter brought the food. I saw a big bowl of cream cake, a big can of soda, a big bowl of hawthorn cake and a big plate of fried peanuts ... filled three tables. I tried my best to "destroy" these dishes. I ate them in my mouth, stuffed them in my pocket and put them in my hat, but there were still many dishes on the table.

"Mom" asked me, "Do you want something else?"

I quickly shook my head and said, "No, no! I can't eat anything! If you eat any more, your stomach will explode! "

A few days later, I ate snacks as a meal. Although I am full every day, I have lost weight. "Mom" said to me, "Baby, I'll take you to the second restaurant to make up for you."

It turns out that the second restaurant is a "tonic restaurant". The waiter brought me a large plate of calcium tablets, a large basin of cod liver oil, a large vat of condensed milk and a large jar of malt extract. ...

I heard from the doctor that eating too much tonic will make me sick and even poisoned, so I dare not eat more.

However, a month has passed, and I am still getting thinner and thinner. I said to my mother, "I want to eat, but I don't like these supplements."

"All right," mom said, "I'll take you to the second restaurant."

Later, I learned that the third restaurant is the real restaurant.

As soon as I entered the door of the third restaurant, the waiter asked me seriously, "Mr. Customer, what's your favorite dish?"

I said, "I like sweet and sour yellow croaker and braised pork best."

That's great. At every meal, the waiter will serve me sweet and sour yellow croaker and braised pork.

A few days later, I was bored to death. Seeing these two dishes is like seeing bitter medicine. I said to the waiter, "I want to eat vegetables and tofu."

The waiter said with a straight face, "No! Children here are not allowed to eat vegetables and soy products. "

I said, "Then change to other dishes, such as steamed eggs and fried shrimps, whatever you want, as long as you can change the pattern."

"no! We encourage partial and picky eaters here. Didn't you choose sweet and sour yellow croaker and braised pork? Eat these two dishes all the time! "

I want to say something else. The waiter waved impatiently and said, "If you are not satisfied, go to another restaurant!" " "

I think the fourth restaurant may be better. Let's go there.

Sure enough, as soon as I entered the door of this restaurant, the waiter greeted me warmly and asked me kindly, "Dear little customer, what would you like to eat?" Do you want tea, soybean oil, live fish, sludge or uncooked rice? Tell me! "

I was shocked and said, "What are you talking about? Can those things be eaten? "

The waiter quickly said, "Eat if you can! People with pica especially like to eat these things! Our restaurant is dedicated to providing heterosexual services. "

I quickly announced, "I'm not a heterophile."

The waiter smiled and explained, "Don't be angry, baby, I dare say you will get ectopic in the future." To tell you the truth, although you eat snacks and supplements, you lack the nutrition you need for development. In the future, you will get nutritional anemia, your face will turn yellow, your appetite will be bad, your skin will be rough, your hair will be sparse, and you will be tired easily ... "

Stop it! I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat. I think of my parents' usual education: "We should eat all kinds of meals, not picky eaters or partial eclipse, so that our nutrition will be comprehensive and our bodies will grow healthily."

I immediately rushed out of the "little baby's house" and ran to my house. When I got home, I threw myself into my parents' arms and said, "I don't want to be that spoiled baby anymore!" " Actually, you love me the most. "