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The first chapter I am a sexy woman (1)
"Ah ah! We don't change our names, we don't change our surnames, and it's true that we spend a lot of money! " Since I was five years old, I usually introduce myself to others like this. At this time, the other person will always have two round eyes, and the whole person will pause for a few seconds like being pressed the pause button, and then laugh a few times and say, "Ha, this child is really fun."
Then my mother came out and said to her shyly, "Don't take it amiss for our little sister to listen to storytelling with her father. Xiaorong, go and play with your brother. "
Ten minutes later, the little boy who was as fat as a white steamed bun came over with a runny nose and tears: "Woo … Mom, Hua Xiaorong forced me to take off my pants and said that he wanted to see what my pilot looked like …"
Then my mother gave me a pimple.
My neighbor Er Ya and I have privately studied one thing after another about what the little machine of the boy doll looks like, but we still haven't worked out anything. In a rage, I waved and ordered Er Ya: "Go and tie me a baby boy!" "
This unlucky boy is the younger brother of steamed bread, probably because his parents are partial and all the delicious food is given to his younger brother. He is as thin as a newborn monkey. So Er Ya, who is only seven years old but has grown into a good figure, tied up the little monkey effortlessly.
I believe that this is the nightmare of the little monkey's life.
"Don't be afraid ... we just have a look and see the next one ..." Two little female wolves smiled and held out their sinful hands ... No, it should be more accurate to say that this female wolf held out her sinful hands, and Er Ya's hands kept pressing the little monkey.
then ...
The air suffocated for a few seconds.
"How ugly!" This sentence was shouted by Er Ya.
Why do they grow this extra piece of meat? Doesn't it hurt? As it turns out, since I was a child, I am more thoughtful, thoughtful and deep than Er Ya. This is my truest moment. ...
Please confirm and adopt.