1.- Sometimes you have to have it. Don't force yourself without you in life! -Give it back to your mother.

If you want to live long, you must not eat meat.

3. (Pancake fruit) Eat it and it's over.

4. Yang Shaohua: I met that girl, too. She is only 1.6 meters short.

Yang Yi: I prefer her if she is1.5m.

5. Manager Huang: Give it if you have money!

6. If you don't work hard today, try to find a job tomorrow!

Tuanjie is power!

7. Yang Guang and the man who touched porcelain are in the public security bureau. The bald man is smoking a cigarette and wants a fire. Sunshine said: the fire is too big, I am afraid to burn you to death.

8. "What about your mother?"

"Oh, my mother is gone."

"Ah ..."

"Oh, my mother is not in Tianjin."

"Then where is your mother not in Tianjin?"

"He has gone to the west, and you can go back to China from abroad. She has gone abroad from China."

9. Get me drunk, but don't break my heart.

10. Buy children to buy children's clothes

1 1. The old lady said, "He ... saved me."

12. Charley: Do you love me?

Yang Guang: I don't like that you can make up so many lies.

13. Give the driver a drop of wine

Two lines of tears from relatives ....

14. Yang Guang: How much is this necklace?

Vendor: Three for ten dollars!

Yang guang (silly, turn round and then walk)

Vendor: don't go, brother, or I'll give you four for ten dollars!

15. master of accompanying light: that's called inspiration, and inspiration is a leap of thinking in an instant ~ ~

16. Yang Guang: Learn from me. Take it if you don't give it (migrant workers: take it if you don't give it).

You didn't eat. If you don't give money, you will be smashed, and then work harder (migrant workers: if you don't give money, you will be smashed, then work harder ~ ~)

17. When Yang Guang met an old classmate from Li Xia, he ordered food in the grand hotel and said: scrambled eggs with tomatoes, nuts and shredded potatoes. The waiter said, sorry, we don't have these dishes here.

18. Huang Dafa, be careful of the plane falling.

19. Sunshine: You are my agent.

Policeman: What do you do?

Yang Guang: Let's settle the meal first.

20. Brother Yang, I have a crush on another woman. ...

2 1. (Cross-eyed) Waiter: What can you cook?

Chef: Braised lion head.

Attendant: Then you can do it ~

Chef: What about the lion?

22. Fat Cao: I used to work in a slaughterhouse and couldn't get away!

Yang Guang: What if it's untied?

Fat Cao: Then don't tie it up!

23. Policeman: Brother Yang, I have a crush on another woman, but she keeps me waiting.

Yang Guang: There is a door!

Policeman: But she told me to wait for my next life!

24. Yang Guang: Everyone dies, either heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather.

Policeman: Yes, we will be a feather this time.

25. Yang Guang said to the police: I met Li Xia later!

Policeman: Then what?

Yang Guang: Then we became lovers!

Policeman: What happened?

Yang Guang: Then there will be you!

In the episode of Charlie's amnesia, the policeman bought a ring.

The note said: Charlie, look at the ring I bought for you, 12K. It is made of aluminum alloy.

27. Li Xia is depressed

Yang Guang: Have you ever heard of a proverb? "A friend's wife should not be cheated."

Policeman: Never heard of it.

Yang Guang: So are we still brothers?

Policeman: I used to be my brother, but now I'm your brother-in-law!

28. Water Station Manager; We must strengthen our confidence in snowballing. This snowball will definitely get bigger and bigger. We will get up and leave here.

Yang guang; Roll ~ roll!

Water station manager; Yes! Only by going out can we expand our business scope. How about Qi Xin working together to go out with us? ~

29. Yang Guang: "Li Xia! Charlie, Charlie, you can't marry him. "

Note: "Let go, let go."

Yang Guang: "Li Xia, you can't marry him."

Li Xia: "No, I'm determined to marry him! I just like the police being with him, so I will feel happy. "

Yang Guang: If I hit you, do you believe me?

Policeman: Fight, fight, fight here if you can!

Yang Guang: Li Xia.

Policeman: What are you doing?

Yang Guang: What should I do if you marry him?

Policeman: You, do what you have to do, okay? I've given you a chance. You're not sure. Let's go

30. Yang Guang: Policeman, does washing the car at night mean that you have money or that there is something wrong with you?

3 1. Dad ~~ Tell them to stop ~ ~