M has a high degree. After graduation, he took the civil service exam, which was very popular at that time, and passed the exam with high scores. In addition, his father is the leader of a certain department, and his family is well-off, with many houses in provinces, cities and counties. In short, it is no exaggeration to say that he is excellent.
M is very clever in dealing with people and soon becomes a hot figure in the circle of colleagues and friends.
But with the accumulation of time, everyone gradually realized the taste.
Give a few examples.
When new people meet, it is inevitable to invite each other to dinner.
M will arrive at every invitation and be late.
It takes as little as ten minutes and as much as half an hour.
If you are late, be late. When you come, you must sit at the main seat. If there is no seat in the main seat, a chair must be added next to it.
As soon as I sat down, I said, "Oh, I'm really sorry. Just now, the leaders of two provinces (or cities) came and chatted speculatively. I couldn't send them away, so I was delayed. Sorry, don't worry about me, you can eat in advance. "
A few times, we really couldn't wait for him, so everyone really ate first, but when M arrived, a smell of dissatisfaction could be clearly detected in the air.
After three rounds of drinking, M borrowed wine to play: "After that, someone asked me to do things, didn't give me face and didn't respect me. What should I do?" I blocked it. I was busy for half a month before and after running, but I still didn't get it done. Don't even have to ask me in the end? "
The host knew he was talking nonsense. In order to avoid embarrassment, he quickly brought the menu and said, "This arrangement is not rich enough. M, you are late. Come and add two dishes. "
Who knows that M is also welcome, so I picked the most expensive one and ordered two.
After the food was served, M laughed happily and laughed again.
M is really talented, and he is proficient in all kinds of official slang. He is not worried about the silence on the wine table with him. This gentleman can answer everything and speak. He can talk about fallacies vividly. When he meets something he really doesn't understand, he will say, "A friend of mine is a professional, and we are very close."
There was nothing wrong with it, but once, I met a better person, more humorous than M, who stole the limelight from the whole table. Later, I learned that he was the anchor of a TV station and a pillar of strength.
M, who couldn't be the focus, sulked and spoke ill of that man in private many times, swearing that he was unhappy that day and would never drink with him again.
M has a magical skill called "grabbing" to pay the bill, which is very interesting.
Whenever someone treats you, the host gets up and pays the bill after dinner. M is always diligent and persistent. M always gives change, for example, this meal is 562 yuan. After the owner took out the 560 yuan, the gentleman always asked appropriately, "Do you have any change? It doesn't matter if you don't bring it, I have it here. " Then he handed out 2 yuan's money in lightning speed, adding: "Our relationship is welcome."
Make the owner laugh and cry.
Finally, after several rounds of treatment by turns, M couldn't help it any longer and wanted to show it off.
M sent a text message at noon, saying that he would invite everyone to have a barbecue. At that time, barbecue was an expensive way to eat in Shacheng, and everyone was very happy after hearing about it.
At the appointed time, we got off work collectively and set off in three cars, with M leading the way.
After a few blocks, the car stopped. M, get off and tell everyone to pull over. When we got off the bus, M said, "I just thought, is it too hot to have a barbecue on a hot day?" Besides, some of us don't eat meat. "
It suddenly occurred to me that a colleague is a vegetarian.
M raised his voice: "There is a new shop here, which is said to be quite good. I invite you to try it. "
When we looked up, the door of the store suddenly read "Galeries Lafayette Noodle Restaurant".
Ten of us ate nine bowls of mutton noodles and one bowl of vegetarian noodles that day. M warmly invites everyone to eat more and peel garlic for each of us.
Sometimes, M's "enthusiasm" is impressive.
Once my colleague A was ill, and we went to visit him together. I made preparations in advance and bought a bag of apples and bananas.
M will come upstairs with me. When I was near the door, M helped me move the fruit specially. After entering the door, I enthusiastically put the fruit in front of A's bed and asked for help. I didn't forget to add: "Eating more fruit is good for your health."
While M went to the toilet, A pulled me aside, pointed to the bed and whispered to me, "Who bought it?"
I said, "I bought it."
A rolled her eyes and said, "I knew it."
M claims to know many people. Once my car had a little accident. M said that he had an acquaintance in a 4S shop, and he could raise the price slightly when the loss was settled.
It involves insurance for the first time. I don't know a lot of things, so I asked a friend of M to take me to run the process.
The fixed loss amount is thirteen thousand.
M hinted at my expression many times.
I invited M's friend to the best hotpot restaurant in the city, and M booked it and accompanied me.
At the dinner table, M had a pleasant conversation with his friends. M asked his friend for two free maintenance vouchers. The friend seemed embarrassed, but he agreed.
Later, I went to more 4S stores and got familiar with M's friends.
When he mentioned M, he seemed surprised and said, "He, I just met him, a few days before you. He invited me to dinner that day and asked me to maintain it for free. I was really embarrassed to agree. "
I suddenly remembered the reason why M asked me to treat, and quickly asked about the loss. If we follow the standard procedure, how much insurance can we quote?
My friend said, thirteen thousand.
I suddenly realized.
Later, m talked about a girlfriend.
It is said that the first date, M, was set at 7: 30 in the evening, and she sent a text message to ask the girl if she had eaten. She won't eat, it's his treat!
The girl replied that she had already eaten.
M asked her to go shopping together.
It is said that M never spent a penny from dating to becoming boyfriend and girlfriend.
M is very proud of this.
M had a car at that time, but his girlfriend didn't. Occasionally, when my girlfriend borrows the car, M waits until the fuel tank is almost at the bottom, and when she returns the car, the fuel tank will naturally be full.
To this end, he praised his girlfriend's virtue.
Once my girlfriend took a fancy to a pair of shoes, but she didn't have enough money on her, but she really liked them and begged M to give her a pair.
M reluctantly paid the money, and later it was said that the relationship between them was very tense.
How do we know?
M promoted it himself.
M told everyone that his girlfriend was not sensible. He said, "to buy shoes for your girlfriend is to let her go." We are very particular about this over there. She doesn't even understand this? I think she did it on purpose. I like her so much, but she hinted that I broke up. What do you mean? "
Later, these words reached the ears of his girlfriend, who cried and apologized to him, returned the money for buying shoes to M, and bought a watch for M to show her sincerity.
M is happy.
Their relationship is getting better again, and M is very satisfied with it. He said, "Look how effective it is. As soon as the money is returned, our relationship will be good immediately. "
Later, the relationship with M gradually alienated, and I found that people around me seemed to be the same.
It seems that everyone is surrounded by some seemingly excellent people. Just say that the labels on them are really glamorous. They also exude a strong sense of superiority.
In their view, all people who are inferior to themselves are like ATMs, which can be used to extract surplus value at any time.
They are excellent, so they think they can squander the resources of people around them for their own use.
And those who have been used will not even leave traces in their hearts. They have no sense of guilt and gratitude, and will only regard plunder as the due reward of "Excellence".
This kind of person is a disgusting "fake Excellence".
I want to say to these people: you are not really excellent, you just defiled the word "excellent".
As the saying goes, sworn enemies.
If you are really that good, please walk on your excellent asphalt road and don't drill into the crops on the roadside from time to time. There is no room for you to play with them. Don't you dare to put on airs again, or the working people will pick up hoes to greet you!