This year is the Year of the Ox, and everyone is wearing new clothes. Call me when you make clothes in the future, and I'll give you a 50% discount, okay? Well, we made several teams' costumes at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games. You put on my collar, and that's Yi Zhongtian standing there; Put on my Chinese tunic suit, and you will become Xiaogang Feng immediately; Put on my leather jacket, sprint champion Bolt; Put on my black vest, US President Barack Obama.
You put on my fur, the famous actor Ge You; Put on my T-shirt, CCTV host Lao Bi.
Audience: Feng Gong, what about me? What should I wear?
Feng Gong: When you put on my fur robe and sit down, it's a Tibetan mastiff. Sit down!
What does this little dough kneader stand for? (to the audience) This is a buddy of mine. Let's make noodles.
Jin Yuting: Xiao Gong! !
Feng Gong: Hey! Xiao Gong! (to the audience) Oh, isn't this my ex-girlfriend? You left me two years ago and ignored me when you went abroad! Why are you back now! Oh, we caught the financial storm!
(to the audience) Do I still care about her when you say that?
Audience: Ignore! !
Feng Gong: (thumbs up) This is a man. Ignore it!
Jin Yuting: Gong! !
Feng Gong: Gong! Hundreds of surnames have no surnames!
Jin Yuting: Brother Gong! !
Feng Gong: Brother-uncle ignored me!
Jin Yuting: Gong Gong!
Grandpa Feng: Grandpa, I'm still grandpa. I am not far from the eunuch!
Jin Yuting: (emphasizing) Feng Gong, I'll wring your face! ! Come here! !
Feng Gong: It's very kind of you. I would have gone long ago! (On the stage)
Feng Gong: I just can't eat properly and I'm choking-here we go again! !
(exclaim) Hey, if it isn't the lady on the other side of the ocean! !
Jin Yuting: The lady is a dog. Who are you cursing? My nickname is Chihuahua!
Feng Gong: We are about the same. My nickname is Weenie.
Jin Yuting: When you saw me suddenly appear, did you feel a sister Lin falling from the sky!
Feng Gong: Face first! !
Jin Yuting: You saw it!
Feng Gong: You're right. It's easy for overseas children like you to come back. Can you not kiss the hot land of your hometown the first time? !
Jin Yuting: When it comes to feelings for this hot land, I am not as good as you! After so many years, I am still guarding this booth in Xiushui.
No wonder your mother said that when you were a child, you wet the bed twice a night, and you were still wet.
Feng Gong: So my neighbors praised me since I was a child, saying that I have a master style!
Jin Yuting: Hey, do you remember what you said before I went abroad?
Feng Gong: What did I say?
Jin Yuting: You said that if one day I couldn't continue studying abroad or even lost my passport, I would try my best to get into the mezzanine of the freighter and come back one by one. You will pick me up in Tianjin Xingang in your Cadillac.
Feng Gong: Oh, you heard wrong. I'm talking about Tianjin Xingang, and I'm driving a truck to take you.
Jin Yuting: You also said that as long as you have a booth, you will always have half of me.
Feng Gong: The premise is that you don't go, you don't listen, you want to go, you want to get a green card, you are blind!
Nowadays, many noble daughters with blond hair and fine eyes on the other side are crying and shouting, and they want to get the China green card and join the CCTV Spring Festival Gala-the arms of unmarried male audiences!
Jin Yuting: How much do you have?
Feng Gong: I'm in my arms-(no, I moved my arm) Oh! Shoulder periarthritis has never been better! !
Jin Yuting: Actually, I am very grateful to you-I remember that you always provided me with financial support during the first three years of going abroad.
Feng Gong: If you don't always call me husband, you are an idiot.
Jin Yuting: In order to repay you, I decided to study hard, so I decided to finish my bachelor's degree and master's degree and master's degree and doctor's degree.
Feng Gong: You graduated with a doctorate, my martyr!
(Looking at Kim) Well, it's good to be around you now, isn't it?
Jin Yuting: What wave after wave?
Feng Gong: That's my ex-husband. He inherited him. Later, when he became a husband, no one else could succeed him. What is the name of the European Union? -The rotating chairman! That's good, right?
Jin Yuting: My foreign classmate! !
Feng Gong: That's him-twice as long as Li Jindou!
Jin Yuting: We are two customers. To save money, we often eat together.
Feng Gong: Gee, just eating is so boring!
Jin Yuting: We'll drive together after dinner.
Feng Gong: Finished?
Jin Yuting: We'll rent a house after driving! Still asking?
Feng Gong: Don't ask. The room is rented. It's time to fight for children!
Jin Yuting: We are just classmates!
Feng Gong: Liang Zhu is also a classmate! They all turned into butterflies, flying against each other!
Jin Yuting: What are you talking about? ! You! !
Well, let me tell you that I came back this time to get back to my old job. I officially inform you that from today on, half the stall is mine.
Feng Gong: What's yours?
Open robbery!
Cut raw!
Take it! You are a Somali pirate, right? You are such a big turtle that you can't compete with us at all!
Jin Yuting: Who will fight with you? Aren't we one of us?
Feng Gong: Our own people are even worse. You call this eating pancakes and fried meatballs-shoot inside!
Jin Yuting: You are still talking about me. Look at the salesgirls in the whole building. Are they all yours?
Feng Gong: Oh, no, there are half a tour guide! !
Jin Yuting: Everyone regards me as a rival in love. Just now, that girl looked at me-that's it!
Feng Gong: What kind?
Jin Yuting: That's it!
Feng Gong: Oh! Oh, she looks at everyone like this. She just pulled her eyelids last week!
Jin Yuting: This is for you too!
When are you going to turn her into a proprietress?
Feng Gong: They are all colleagues around me. How dare I do this! !
Jin Yuting: Come on, I'm by your side, you take care of me! !
Feng Gong: It was first love. I don't understand love. Now I understand. Ah! There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why not look around? The quantity is small and the quality is not good!
Jin Yuting: Who are you talking about?
Feng Gong: I said that, that, that.
Jin Yuting: I see, now you belong to the one who can't find it! It's too far away to find it!
Feng Gong: Hehe, I can't get away. Do you know the first lady of the country you went to?
Jin Yuting: The president's wife.
Feng Gong: Yes! Don't mention the president, be narrow-minded and always stab me in the back. I just measured this lady's clothes, and she took a stick. "Mr. Feng, can you keep a certain distance from my wife?" Before I could say it, my wife got angry: "You are always joking, pretending to be cool and talking!" " "
Jin Yuting: You look like Miss Zhao.
Feng Gong: She likes Miss Zhao's sketches.
Jin Yuting: Hum, I can see that people who like you are all in their sixties and seventies.
Feng Gong: Nonsense, several people are over eighty. Oh, it's all post-80s! !
Jin Yuting: Actually, you are very tired! ! It doesn't matter what you say. When I was there, I often thought that we went to school together as children. I remember when I was in the third grade, you were in the sixth grade and I was in the sixth grade, so we were in the same class!
Feng Gong: I waited for you on purpose!
Jin Yuting: I once saw a tap dance on Broadway. It seemed to me that we were in a booth!
When we were cooking, it was really cold that day-MINUS 19 degrees. He can't stand still, we are on the side of the road-"Ball, Kick, Ma Lian Blossom 2 1, 2825, 2825,
Feng Yuting (Co.): 28293 1 1, 38356, 38357, 38394 1 1, (Feng Gong): You give me 28, I'll give you 77, you give me 37, I'll give it to you. "
Jin Yuting: Africa is very hot, and he dances well!
Feng Gong: There are many mosquitoes. He can't stay if you don't shake hands.
Jin Yuting: At that time, although my feet were cold, my heart was warm. To tell you the truth, I came back this time just to tap dance with you again.
Feng Gong: No, I already have company. In those years without you, when I was 30 years old, I had a girl with me every year. It felt so good! Although I lost a crooked-necked tree, I got a large forest.
Jin Yuting: Today is New Year's Eve.
Feng Gong: She has been waiting for a long time.
Jin Yuting: Double eyelids!
Feng Gong: The swelling has gone down.
Jin Yuting: I have a hunch. Then I wish you happiness! Ah! -Go ahead.
Feng Gong: Yes-wait a minute!
Jin Yuting: Don't you think I'm redundant here? !
Feng Gong: It's okay. I need garlic for such a big plate of jiaozi! Stay.
Jin Yuting: When you say that, I really want to meet her! You let her out.
Feng Gong: You two started fighting as soon as you met.
Jin Yuting: Come out!
Feng Gong: That's what you said-all right, come here, (slamming, pushing the turntable) come out! ! Look what this is! !
Jin Yuting: Facing people.
Feng Gong: Everyone has double eyelids!
Jin Yuting: It looks familiar. -Isn't this all me?
Feng Gong: Since you left, every year at the age of 30, I've been looking for my buddy who looks like a Tibetan mastiff to pinch you!
Jin Yuting: With my walking, I walked for eleven years.
Feng Gong: Your women's football team is out!
Jin Yuting: Do you hate me coming back now?
Feng Gong: No. I hate myself, I hate myself for this little tree, I can't leave a bird like you! But since the successful bid for the Olympic Games, I suddenly found myself a buttonwood tree, and even the phoenix fell here. I can't believe I can't let you come back, you house girl!
Jin Yuting: You are too confident.
Feng Gong: I'm not confident enough! You see,
Jin Yuting: How old are we!
Feng Gong: I thought-you can only come back at this age! -What are you doing back so early?
Jin Yuting: Sorry to have kept you waiting!
Feng Gong: A good meal is not afraid of being late! !
Jin Yuting: (Indicating to kiss) The crowd hissed: Kiss, kiss!
Feng Gong: Why are you all like this! Don't worry, I will never live up to your expectations! Come to the side-let's talk about it at home! !
Feng Gong: Dear leaders, friends, customers, brothers and sisters at the telephone, I miss you so much!
This year is the Year of the Ox, and everyone is wearing new clothes. Call me when you make clothes in the future, and I'll give you a 50% discount, okay? Well, we made several teams' costumes at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games. You put on my collar, and that's Yi Zhongtian standing there; Put on my Chinese tunic suit, and you will become Xiaogang Feng immediately; Put on my leather jacket, sprint champion Bolt; Put on my black vest, US President Barack Obama.
You put on my fur, the famous actor Ge You; Put on my T-shirt, CCTV host Lao Bi.
Audience: Feng Gong, what about me? What should I wear?
Feng Gong: When you put on my fur robe and sit down, it's a Tibetan mastiff. Sit down!
What does this little dough kneader stand for? (to the audience) This is a buddy of mine. Let's make noodles.
Jin Yuting: Xiao Gong! !
Feng Gong: Hey! Xiao Gong! (to the audience) Oh, isn't this my ex-girlfriend? You left me two years ago and ignored me when you went abroad! Why are you back now! Oh, we caught the financial storm!
(to the audience) Do I still care about her when you say that?
Audience: Ignore! !
Feng Gong: (thumbs up) This is a man. Ignore it!
Jin Yuting: Gong! !
Feng Gong: Gong! Hundreds of surnames have no surnames!
Jin Yuting: Brother Gong! !
Feng Gong: Brother-uncle ignored me!
Jin Yuting: Gong Gong!
Grandpa Feng: Grandpa, I'm still grandpa. I am not far from the eunuch!
Jin Yuting: (emphasizing) Feng Gong, I'll wring your face! ! Come here! !
Feng Gong: It's very kind of you. I would have gone long ago! (On the stage)
Feng Gong: I just can't eat properly and I'm choking-here we go again! !
(exclaim) Hey, if it isn't the lady on the other side of the ocean! !
Jin Yuting: The lady is a dog. Who are you cursing? My nickname is Chihuahua!
Feng Gong: We are about the same. My nickname is Weenie.
Jin Yuting: When you saw me suddenly appear, did you feel a sister Lin falling from the sky!
Feng Gong: Face first! !
Jin Yuting: You saw it!
Feng Gong: You're right. It's easy for overseas children like you to come back. Can you not kiss the hot land of your hometown the first time? !
Jin Yuting: When it comes to feelings for this hot land, I am not as good as you! After so many years, I am still guarding this booth in Xiushui.
No wonder your mother said that when you were a child, you wet the bed twice a night, and you were still wet.
Feng Gong: So my neighbors praised me since I was a child, saying that I have a master style!
Jin Yuting: Hey, do you remember what you said before I went abroad?
Feng Gong: What did I say?
Jin Yuting: You said that if one day I couldn't continue studying abroad or even lost my passport, I would try my best to get into the mezzanine of the freighter and come back one by one. You will pick me up in Tianjin Xingang in your Cadillac.
Feng Gong: Oh, you heard wrong. I'm talking about Tianjin Xingang, and I'm driving a truck to take you.
Jin Yuting: You also said that as long as you have a booth, you will always have half of me.
Feng Gong: The premise is that you don't go, you don't listen, you want to go, you want to get a green card, you are blind!
Nowadays, many noble daughters with blond hair and fine eyes on the other side are crying and shouting, and they want to get the China green card and join the CCTV Spring Festival Gala-the arms of unmarried male audiences!
Jin Yuting: How much do you have?
Feng Gong: I'm in my arms-(no, I moved my arm) Oh! Shoulder periarthritis has never been better! !
Jin Yuting: Actually, I am very grateful to you-I remember that you always provided me with financial support during the first three years of going abroad.
Feng Gong: If you don't always call me husband, you are an idiot.
Jin Yuting: In order to repay you, I decided to study hard, so I decided to finish my bachelor's degree and master's degree and master's degree and doctor's degree.
Feng Gong: You graduated with a doctorate, my martyr!
(Looking at Kim) Well, it's good to be around you now, isn't it?
Jin Yuting: What wave after wave?
Feng Gong: That's my ex-husband. He inherited him. Later, when he became a husband, no one else could succeed him. What is the name of the European Union? -The rotating chairman! That's good, right?
Jin Yuting: My foreign classmate! !
Feng Gong: That's him-twice as long as Li Jindou!
Jin Yuting: We are two customers. To save money, we often eat together.
Feng Gong: Gee, just eating is so boring!
Jin Yuting: We'll drive together after dinner.
Feng Gong: Finished?
Jin Yuting: We'll rent a house after driving! Still asking?
Feng Gong: Don't ask. The room is rented. It's time to fight for children!
Jin Yuting: We are just classmates!
Feng Gong: Liang Zhu is also a classmate! They all turned into butterflies, flying against each other!
Jin Yuting: What are you talking about? ! You! !
Well, let me tell you that I came back this time to get back to my old job. I officially inform you that from today on, half the stall is mine.
Feng Gong: What's yours?
Open robbery!
Cut raw!
Take it! You are a Somali pirate, right? You are such a big turtle that you can't compete with us at all!
Jin Yuting: Who will fight with you? Aren't we one of us?
Feng Gong: Our own people are even worse. You call this eating pancakes and fried meatballs-shoot inside!
Jin Yuting: You are still talking about me. Look at the salesgirls in the whole building. Are they all yours?
Feng Gong: Oh, no, there are half a tour guide! !
Jin Yuting: Everyone regards me as a rival in love. Just now, that girl looked at me-that's it!
Feng Gong: What kind?
Jin Yuting: That's it!
Feng Gong: Oh! Oh, she looks at everyone like this. She just pulled her eyelids last week!
Jin Yuting: This is for you too!
When are you going to turn her into a proprietress?
Feng Gong: They are all colleagues around me. How dare I do this! !
Jin Yuting: Come on, I'm by your side, you take care of me! !
Feng Gong: It was first love. I don't understand love. Now I understand. Ah! There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why not look around? The quantity is small and the quality is not good!
Jin Yuting: Who are you talking about?
Feng Gong: I said that, that, that.
Jin Yuting: I see, now you belong to the one who can't find it! It's too far away to find it!
Feng Gong: Hehe, I can't get away. Do you know the first lady of the country you went to?
Jin Yuting: The president's wife.
Feng Gong: Yes! Don't mention the president, be narrow-minded and always stab me in the back. I just measured this lady's clothes, and she took a stick. "Mr. Feng, can you keep a certain distance from my wife?" Before I could say it, my wife got angry: "You are always joking, pretending to be cool and talking!" " "
Jin Yuting: You look like Miss Zhao.
Feng Gong: She likes Miss Zhao's sketches.
Jin Yuting: Hum, I can see that people who like you are all in their sixties and seventies.
Feng Gong: Nonsense, several people are over eighty. Oh, it's all post-80s! !
Jin Yuting: Actually, you are very tired! ! It doesn't matter what you say. When I was there, I often thought that we went to school together as children. I remember when I was in the third grade, you were in the sixth grade and I was in the sixth grade, so we were in the same class!
Feng Gong: I waited for you on purpose!
Jin Yuting: I once saw a tap dance on Broadway. It seemed to me that we were in a booth!
When we were cooking, it was really cold that day-MINUS 19 degrees. He can't stand still, we are on the side of the road-"Ball, Kick, Ma Lian Blossom 2 1, 2825, 2825,
Feng Yuting (Co.): 28293 1 1, 38356, 38357, 38394 1 1, (Feng Gong): You give me 28, I'll give you 77, you give me 37, I'll give it to you. "
Jin Yuting: Africa is very hot, and he dances well!
Feng Gong: There are many mosquitoes. He can't stay if you don't shake hands.
Jin Yuting: At that time, although my feet were cold, my heart was warm. To tell you the truth, I came back this time just to tap dance with you again.
Feng Gong: No, I already have company. In those years without you, when I was 30 years old, I had a girl with me every year. It felt so good! Although I lost a crooked-necked tree, I got a large forest.
Jin Yuting: Today is New Year's Eve.
Feng Gong: She has been waiting for a long time.
Jin Yuting: Double eyelids!
Feng Gong: The swelling has gone down.
Jin Yuting: I have a hunch. Then I wish you happiness! Ah! -Go ahead.
Feng Gong: Yes-wait a minute!
Jin Yuting: Don't you think I'm redundant here? !
Feng Gong: It's okay. I need garlic for such a big plate of jiaozi! Stay.
Jin Yuting: When you say that, I really want to meet her! You let her out.
Feng Gong: You two started fighting as soon as you met.
Jin Yuting: Come out!
Feng Gong: That's what you said-all right, come here, (slamming, pushing the turntable) come out! ! Look what this is! !
Jin Yuting: Facing people.
Feng Gong: Everyone has double eyelids!
Jin Yuting: It looks familiar. -Isn't this all me?
Feng Gong: Since you left, every year at the age of 30, I've been looking for my buddy who looks like a Tibetan mastiff to pinch you!
Jin Yuting: With my walking, I walked for eleven years.
Feng Gong: Your women's football team is out!
Jin Yuting: Do you hate me coming back now?
Feng Gong: No. I hate myself, I hate myself for this little tree, I can't leave a bird like you! But since the successful bid for the Olympic Games, I suddenly found myself a buttonwood tree, and even the phoenix fell here. I can't believe I can't let you come back, you house girl!
Jin Yuting: You are too confident.
Feng Gong: I'm not confident enough! You see,
Jin Yuting: How old are we!
Feng Gong: I thought-you can't come back at this age! -What are you doing back so early?
Jin Yuting: Sorry to have kept you waiting!
Feng Gong: A good meal is not afraid of being late! !
Jin Yuting: (Indicating to kiss) The crowd hissed: Kiss, kiss!
Feng Gong: Why are you all like this! Don't worry, I will never live up to your expectations! Come to the side-let's talk about it at home! !