Sketch:
Find some
Times: contemporary
Venue: Phoenix Mountain Hotel
Character: Pan Facai-restaurant owner, 56 years old, male, Shandong accent.
Pan Xiaofeng, the boss's daughter, is 22 years old and a primary school teacher.
Zhang Lei-a soldier, a first-class sergeant.
Setting: A two-story building with a plaque "Phoenix Mountain Hotel" hanging on the door, a blackboard "Today's Menu" on the right side of the door, and a line of fine print "DK" written on the left side of the door.
Kai Guang: (The song "Three Disciplines and Eight Notices" came from behind the scenes, from near to far)
Pan: Goodbye, comrades of the People's Liberation Army. Come again next time! Remember to come to my house for dinner, (see DK, Feng takes the stage)
Feng: Dad (Pan Sit-in)
Pam: Ouch, Phoenix! You scared the crap out of me. Why did you come back?
Feng: Our restaurant has been open for a week. Let me have a look.
Pam: By the way, Feng, you are a teacher. What does it say?
Feng: This is a phonetic alphabet. Please sit down. Let's begin our class.
Pam: Ah! You treat dad like a child.
Feng: Oh, no, Dad, come here. Look, this is hanyu pinyin d, and this is …
Pam: this father knows him. This is the old poker K.
Feng: My father is really smart. These two initials are both initials. What if you add a vowel? Just one word, such as adding A after D, reading d A, da, da, K and adding E, reading ke, ke, ke, and reading "VIP" together.
Pam: Big guest? Big guest? Big ... ouch, (slapping his legs excitedly)
Feng: Dad, who wrote this?
Pam: Never mind who wrote it, Feng, go and buy some more food. There are big guests coming today, and there is not enough food.
Feng: Big guest, where did you get the big guest?
Pan: Feng, listen, go () and come back when you get there (Pan Ge: Clean up, the menu is covered with "DK").
Zhang: (on stage) Grandpa (Pan Jing)
Pan: Oh, it's the China People's Liberation Army. There you are. Come for dinner.
Zhang: (Pan Lazhang sits down, Pan pours water, and Zhang stands up to look at the map) 500 meters below the Phoenix Mountain and 200 meters west of Dayu River. Here it is.
Pan: Comrade PLA, please sit down and have a glass of water. I'll cook for you. 、
Zhang: Grandpa, I'm not hungry.
Pam: Why aren't you hungry? This man is iron, rice is steel, and he is not hungry for a meal. It's already twelve o'clock, and his hungry stomach is on his back.
Zhang: Dangdang, Dangdang, (all laughing) Grandpa, I am on a mission.
Pam: Eat everything. After eating, I am full of energy and can run far away. I own this restaurant. I'll fry two special dishes for you, give you a cold cucumber and a bottle of cold beer. That feeling ...
Zhang: Grandpa, I'm looking for some.
Pam: What, find some? Oh, those two words are called points! (gaffes)
Zhang: Grandpa, you know.
Pam: I don't know. I know noodles, such as wheat noodles, corn noodles, sorghum noodles, soybeans, mung bean noodles, sweet potato noodles, machine noodles, hand-mixed noodles, black noodles and instant noodles. What kind of noodles do you want?
Zhang: Grandpa, I'm here to perform a task, not to eat.
Pam: (angrily) How can you not eat? You said, are you the PLA?
Zhang: Yes (nervously)
Pan: Are the PLA and ordinary people a family?
Zhang: Yes.
Pan: The People's Liberation Army and the common people are United, and they are the ones who set bones and continue tendons. You got it?
Zhang: Yes (on the chair)
Pam: OK, let's eat.
Zhang: OK, let's eat. No, I can’t .
Pan: Let me ask you again, what is the relationship between soldiers and people?
Zhang: Soldiers are always the sons of the people.
Pam: Right? We are father and son.
Zhang: Ah! Who's the father? No, I mean whose father are you?
Pan: I am your father, me and the people! Dad! You, soldier! Son!
Zhang: That makes sense.
Pam: That must make sense. Do I look like your father?
Zhang: Yes, you really look like this white towel.
Pam: Right? Dad asked his son to eat. Will he eat or not?
Zhang: Let's eat.
Pan: Come on, have a meal. (Sing Three Disciplines and Eight Points for Attention)
Zhang: Dad, no, Grandpa, I still can't eat.
Pam: Are you sure you don't want to eat?
Zhang: I really don't eat.
Pam: Say again that you don't eat.
Zhang: No.
Pam: Well, I'm telling you, if you don't eat, you won't find this.
Zhang: I can't find it.
Pam: I'll tell you the truth. Since this morning, the PLA has come in waves. They all said they were looking for some. If they can't find it, they eat, eat and leave when they find it.
Zhang: They have eaten.
Pam: Yes.
Zhang: I found it.
Pam: I found it.
Zhang: I'm leaving.
Pam: Let's go.
Zhang: Grandpa, do you know where it is?
Pam: I don't know
Zhang: Do you know?
Pam: I don't know
Zhang: Do you know?
Pam: I know
Zhang: You don't know.
Pam: Listen, you said I didn't know.
Zhang: Well, Grandpa (helpless)
Pam: I said, why are you so stubborn? You, after eating, found it.
Zhang: I don't have enough time.
Pan: Then eat quickly (yelling).