Bai Zhantang: Close the door and let Xiao Guo go.

Guo Furong: Brother Hou, Brother Hou.

Lu: Don't call me Houge, call me Bajie.

Mo Xiaobei: Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

Li Xiulian: This is really spectacular.

The world is so wonderful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good (action: shaking my head), not good (nodding).

Zi once said .........

Quite sure

To deny and deny.

Only when I reached the top of the mountain did I realize that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away. "

"Sometimes catching a thief is as simple as that."

Low key, low key.

You are happy, so I am happy and I am sad, but I don't want you to be sad.

When I reached the top of the mountain, I found that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away. ...

Affirm, affirm, veto, deny, deny.

Listen, people inside, hand over stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages.

Children carrying Du Shiniang 100 two pieces of silver are despised by all.

Man: "I'll give you a hundred taels of silver!" " "

The shopkeeper said, "I am confused when I look at this thick silver. Are you greedy? ~ ~"

Everyone: "Great! ! ! "

Child shopkeeper: "..."

Everyone: "You said you were ashamed ~ ~"

Boss Tong: "Shame!" ........................................................................................................................................................................

Avalanche ~ ~

Have you ever been to World Spring? I've heard people say time. Have a clear view in the first one. In that Taoist temple, there is a Taoist priest. What they like is the song Hu played in the first "Moonlit Night on the Spring River" called "Moonlit Night on the Spring River".

Don't steam steamed bread just to breathe.

Bai Zhantang: You let go.

Female thief: You let go.

Bai Zhantang: Let our lady go.

Female thief: Let our proprietress go.

Bai Zhantang: Let our beautiful Guo Furong go.

Female thief: Let our proprietress go.

......

Lao Xing: Catching thieves is sometimes as simple as that!

Sometimes it's as simple as catching a thief (eyes discharge at the same time)

I eat more salt than you do.

That's your mouth.

I have crossed more bridges than you have.

This is what I don't want to move.

"People floating in the river's lake, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

Ji Wuming and Bai Yutang are talking about the death of the Mo Xiaobei brothers.

Ji: I heard that all the money of the gang was used to build houses.

Bai: Is it corrupt?

Furong: Avalanche .....................

Scholar: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! ! !

Mouth: If you have a problem with me, you have a problem with my uncle. If you have a problem with my uncle, you have a problem with yamen. If you have a problem with the yamen, you have a problem with the court. .........

He is the bully in our town. . . . . .

Big mouth replied, "Then who is the mother in our town?"

Life is alive, eat, drink and be merry!

Life is unbearable, and cooking is even more unbearable.

Bai Zhantang: Who is the acting school? Swear. Then I turned around and felt intoxicated. ) I am an idol school. . .

Laobai: You really can't help it, Dou ~ ~ ~

Mouth: Who is Dou?

Laobai (bold): Water Margin, one hundred and nine generals.

Mouth: What are you talking about? There are 108 in Water Margin. I still believe in the Three Kingdoms.

Laobai (relieved): You are really right this time. You are the son of Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms.

Mouth: You are lying to me again. He is not Liu Bei's son. Otherwise, Liu Bei's surname is Liu, and his surname is ~ ~ ~

(big mouth, old white pain, leaning his head on the table, one mouthful blood gushed out-)

Beckham: I'm the boss!

Shopkeeper: It's not good to palm the window!

Beckham: Yes. . . You're the one with the sore.

Big mouth asked the money shopkeeper, "Is it particularly scary to put money under your feet?" The shopkeeper is afraid that his wife will know that she has a small vault. )

Money shopkeeper: "You will know when you get married. So men have corns. "

If life is just an accidental meeting, then death is an inevitable breakup.

The shopkeeper was in a hurry and shouted at Lao Xing: Xing Yusen! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lao Xing gave her a hard look.

The shopkeeper immediately grinned: good name ~

The exhibition hall plays the episode in which robbers build Lao Xing's confidence. The exhibition hall is robbing Xiaomi (a beggar) of his broken bowl, and Lao Xing sees it.

Xing: Why did you rob his bowl?

Bai: What else does he have besides this bowl?

Xing: Then why did you rob him?

Bai: It's so late. There is no one in the street except him.

Xing: Am I not human?

Then the exhibition hall was robbed again. Xiaomi said with tears: Why do you always rob my bowl? !

I'm Guo Furong ~

I love martial arts ~

I come from Jianghu ~

I'm different ~

Scholar: What is the fragrance of flowers? Because of me. Why is the grass green? It's also because of me. Why does fart stink? It's because of white ~ ~ ~

Furong: You are a widow.

Shopkeeper: You are a melon seed.

Laobai: Do a good job in fire prevention, theft prevention and corrosion prevention.

Manned: anti-corrosion?

Laobai: Prevent food from rotting.

Bai Zhantang: Do you know that there is something called a patrol dog?

Tong Xiangyu: I only know the Governor.