Yan killed three scholars with two peaches.

The throne of Dayu Tushan was opened, and the princes went like thunder.

Windbreaker has a special car bone, so why did Chen Zi come last?

This speech is a poem by Hu Ceng. Yesterday, Huang San's Zen position was handed down by the five emperors; When Shun was in flood, the people were in dire straits. Make the gun control the water, the gun is incompetent, and its water flows cross-flow. Shun was angry and left the gun in Yushan. Later, his son Yu controlled water, and Yu dredged nine rivers, all of which flowed into the sea. You can't enter the door. The governors of the world gather in Tu Shan, and those who are late will be cut off. Unexpectedly, Fang Feng's family arrived, and I cut it angrily and abandoned the body in Yuanye. Later, in the Spring and Autumn Period, a bone car was dug up in the wilderness of Yue. I don't know if one car only carries one couplet. Ask Confucius. Confucius said, "This windbreak bone is also. Being beheaded by Yu Wang, the bones still exist. " With such an adult, at that time, Fang Feng was not sure how much she had grown up.

The ancients had the most elders, were extremely pure in nature, and were as ugly as animals. Shennong had raw meat horns. Haven't you heard that there was a cloud in the past: "The ancients looked like animals, but they had great virtue;" Nowadays, people are like people, and the animal heart is unpredictable. "

Today, I said that three heroes were killed by a man less than three feet tall, and I still talked about trivial things.

During the Spring and Autumn Period, there were three great men in Qi Jinggong. One of them is Tian, who is very famous in Xinjiang and is ten feet long. His life looks like blood, his eyes are Matthew stars, his mouth is carved with fish gills, and his teeth are seamless. Bi used to hunt with Gong Jing in Tongshan, but suddenly he caught up with a tiger in Xishan. The tiger ran and jumped on Gong Jing's horse. Gong Jing was stunned when the horse saw the tiger coming. Tian Kaijiang was on the side. Without a sword, he directly took the tiger down with his fist. He grabbed a hair with his left hand, punched it with his right hand, and kicked it at another door, killing the tiger and saving Gong Jing. All officials are afraid. Gong Jing returned to Korea and was named Shouningjun, the first tyrant of Qi.

The second one, named Gu Mingyezi, is ten feet three feet long, with ink spots on his face, yellow whiskers on his cheeks, hands like copper hooks, and serrated teeth. This man once crossed the Yellow River with Gong Jing. Suddenly, the rain suddenly came, and the waves were very big, and the ship was about to be submerged. Gong Jing was frightened. He saw the fire flashing in the clouds and playing on the water. Gu Yezi stood by and said, "This must be the jiaozi of the Yellow River." Gong Jing said, "What can we do?" Tanoko said, "Don't worry, Master, I'll cut it." Draw your sword and go into the water naked, ride the wind and waves, and feel relieved. When you see Tanino carrying a jiaozi head, you jump out of the water.

Gong Jing is terrible. He is called Wu Anjun, the second bully of Qi.

The third one, Gong Sunmingjie, is 10 feet long, with tired tower head, triangular eyes and ribbed ape back, and can lift a thousand pounds. One day, when Chi entered the border, he led his army to meet him and was defeated by Chi. He led the troops to surround Mount Mount. Gongsun Sheng took a shovel, weighing about Jin, and entered the chi. Caught off guard, he was saved, which made him the third overlord of Qi.

The three men became brothers and vowed to trust each other for life and death. Three people, who don't know how to be polite, are tyrannical in the imperial court and treat the monarch and his subjects like grass and trees. When Gong Jing saw these three people go to the temple, he was like a thorn in his back.

One day, the State of Chu asked a doctor from China named Jin Shang to come to his country to make peace. It turns out that Qi and Chu are neighboring countries. The two countries have been at war for more than 20 years and have never reconciled. The King of Chu appointed the Shanxi merchants as envoys, and the latter came to see Gong Jing and said, "Qi and Chu are not at peace, but the people have been struggling for a long time. Today, I was specially appointed to make peace in China, and I will rest in peace forever. There are three rivers and five lakes in Chu state of China, a land of thousands of miles, and a few years of millet cultivation can be used for the country. Wang Can cuts it and makes a profit. "

Tian, Gu and Gong Sun were furious and scolded the Shanxi merchants, saying, "It's not good to measure your Chu State! The three of us personally went to dispatch troops and razed Chu to the ground. Everyone died, not one left. " Drink Jin Shang, go down to the temple, and teach the Golden Melon Master to stop reporting.

Under the steps, a man turned around, three feet eight inches long, with thick eyebrows and red teeth. He is the prime minister of Qi State, and his surname is Yan Mingying. He came to stop the samurai and ask for details. Shanxi merchants said that Yan Zi taught them to let him go and go back to their own country first, so that I could make peace with him personally. Playing in the temple is Gong Jing's master.

The three men were furious and said, "I'm going to cut it down. Why did you give it back to your country?" Yan Zi said, "Haven't you heard about the war between the two countries?" ? He came here alone, caught him and cut him, and all the neighbors knew that he had been laughing. Yan Ying was incompetent and eloquent. When he arrived in Chu, he made all his subjects and ministers nod their heads and apologize to their subordinates, honoring his country without swords or military forces. How about this plan? "The three scholars were furious and rushed to the crown. They all said, "You are a yellow-tongued child. China people have no eyes, so they order you to be a relative, and dare to open your mouth! The three of us have the power to slay the dragon and kill the tiger, and we can defeat everyone's courage and personally raise a good soldier to swallow Chu. What do you want? " Gong Jing said, "Since the Prime Minister has delivered a big speech, he must have extensive knowledge. After entering Chu, if you have any income, you will win over the soldiers. "The third scholar said," Look at the role of the gnome child as an emissary this time. If I break my national spirit, I will be cut into paste when I dig! "Three scholars go to court. Gong Jing said: "The Prime Minister's trip should not be ignored." Yan Zi said, "Don't worry, Lord. When you arrive in the state of Chu, consider him a native. "

He resigned and left, followed by a dozen people.

The horses and chariots have arrived in Du Ying, and the minister of Chu told us. "Qi Yanzi is an eloquent man," said the monarch and his ministers. "You can make a plan to stop his mouth first and make him afraid to come down and talk." The monarch and his subjects have been decided, and Xuanyan has entered the court. When I arrived at Chaotianmen, I saw that the Golden Gate was closed, and the lower door was left half open. I planned to let Yan Zi bow his head to show his smallness and shame. When Yan Zi saw the bottom, he got into the hole and said, "He saw that the Prime Minister was short, so he humiliated him. What are your plans? " Yan Zi smiled and said, "Do you know? I hear people say that dogs have sinuses. Making people, that is, when entering the door; For dogs, it's going into the dog's sinuses Any questions? " Hearing this, Chen Chu was anxious to open the Golden Gate Bridge. Yan Zi walked in like nobody's watching.

To your highness, after the ceremony, the king of Chu asked, "Is your country narrow and sparsely populated?" Yan Zi said, "I am a minister of the State of Qi, connecting the island in the east and crossing the west, refusing Zhao Yan in the north and swallowing it in the south. When I hear chickens crow and dogs bark for thousands of miles, I am settled in a narrow place." King Chu said, "Although the land is vast, there are few people." Yan Zi said, "The courtiers breathe like clouds, sweat like rain, walkers rub their shoulders, people stand side by side, and gold, silver, pearls and jade articles pile up like mountains, so there are few people." The king of Chu said, "Since the territory is vast and the population is dense, why should we bring a child to our country as a special envoy?" Yan Zi replied: "Those who make a big country use adults; If you are in a small country, you should use children. Therefore, Yan Ying was specially appointed here. " The king of Chu was speechless with his liegeman. Please go to the temple to welcome the baby in the morning. When the courtiers entered the wine, Yan Zi drank happily and didn't care.

Soon, a group of melon eaters came to the banquet, and their population was uneven. Yan Zi regarded him as a follower brought by the State of Qi. Asked what crime he committed, Chen Chu said to him, "It's really a crime to be a thief and steal the wine container before going to the banquet and let the family guard take it." The man said, "It's not stolen, it's relied on by the captain." Yan Zi said, "It's really stolen goods and criminals. How dare you deny it! Hurry and lead me out of the city. " Chen Chu said: "The Prime Minister has made great progress. Why not bring an honest man? Does the master not let his followers become thieves? " Yan Zi said: "This man has followed him since he was a child. He knows his heart very well. He is a thief today. What's the problem? Once upon a time, he was a gentleman of Qi. Today, I am a Chu villain, and I am changing the customs. It is said that there is a tree in Dongting in the south of the Yangtze River with first-class fruit. Its name is orange, its color is yellow and its taste is sweet. If you move this tree to the north and turn it into a fruit tree, it is called Fructus Aurantii Immaturus, which is blue and smelly in color and sour and bitter in taste. There are two kinds of appellation "orange in the south and orange in the north", which is the difference of customs. Therefore, it is not the Qi thief, but the Chu thief. What's the doubt? " The king of Chu was ashamed and gave the throne to Yan Zi, saying, "You are really a wise man. In my country, there are no ministers. I am willing to make suggestions and obey strict orders. "

Yan Zi said, "The king sat down and listened to me. There are three scholars in the state of Qi, none of whom are brave enough. They have long wanted to send troops to swallow Chu, and I can't help it. If Qi and Chu are not in harmony, they will suffer all their lives. Why bear it? Today, we have come to talk about peace, and the monarch is close to the country, which has become a state of lips and teeth, and blood is the alliance. When neighboring countries send more troops and help each other, they will never be harassed, which can guarantee the inheritance for thousands of years. If you don't listen to me, the disaster is not far away. I hope the king will cut it without threatening you. " The king said, "when I heard about your talent, I would like to kiss you." But all the patients, Qi Shisan and the heartless, I dare not go. " Yan Zi said, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I'm willing to protect you, and I'll talk about subtotal, so that the three scholars will die in wang qian to avoid the disaster between the two countries." The king of Chu said, "If all three scholars are dead, I would rather be a small country than complain about the old tribute." Yan Zi agreed. The king of Chu gave a big banquet, ordered him to go first, then packed his bags and presented gifts.

Qi Jinggong was very happy when Yan Zi sent someone back first, so all the ministers, big and small, followed me abroad to see the Prime Minister. All three scholars were very angry after hearing this. Yanzizhi and Gong Jing were greeted as soon as they got off the bus. Comfort is over, and I come back with the same load. The people of Qi stood in the way.

Yan resigned and returned to the government. When I entered the palace the next day, I saw three scholars playing with you. Yan Zi saluted in front of the door, but the three scholars didn't look back. They were arrogant and there was no one there. Yan Zi stood for a long time before retiring. When I met Gong Jing, I said that these three scholars were too rude. Gong Jing said, "These three men often go to the temple with swords. They treat me like a child and want to usurp the throne for a long time. I want to get rid of it, but I hate it. " Yan Zi said, "Your Majesty, it's a great relief to come to Chu. Why not hold a banquet and wait for my ministers once or twice during the banquet, so that all three of them will commit suicide. " Gong Jing said, "Will the plan be released?" Yan Zi said, "All three of them are brave and have no strategy. If so, the disaster will be eliminated. " Jing Gongxi.

The next day, the king of Chu led more than 100 civil and military bureaucrats to play with golden balls in the car and arrived at the city gate. Gong Jing invited in, the king of Chu bowed first, Gong Jing was busy answering, and the two gentlemen sat down respectively. When the king of Chu ordered his ministers to go down the stairs, he surrendered himself and confessed, saying, "In twenty years, there were many murderers. Today, because of the words of the Prime Minister, I came to pay my respects with a small gift. I hope I can forgive you. "

Qi Jinggong thanked him and held a grand banquet, and the two countries celebrated each other. The third scholar stood on his royal sword, proud and poised, and Yan Zi retreated and bowed, not flattering the third scholar.

When the wine was half drunk, Gong Jing said, "The golden peaches in the imperial garden are ripe and can be eaten between banquets."

In a short time, the first palace supervisor held out five pieces in his gold plate. King Qi said, "There are only five peach trees in the garden this year, which are sweet and fragrant, different from other trees. The Prime Minister took a glass of wine to celebrate this peach. "

In ancient times, peach trees were rare. There are five trees in this garden, all of which are rare. Yan Zi took Yu Jue as a drinker and led the king of Chu. Eat a peach after drinking. He entered the King of Qi again, drank the wine and ate a peach. King Qi said, "This peach is hard to come by. The Prime Minister can make peace with the two countries and eat a peach. " Yan Zi knelt down to eat it and gave him a glass of wine.

The King of Qi said, "Among the ministers of Qi and Chu, those who have made great contributions should eat this peach." Tian Kaijiang stepped forward, stood at the banquet and said, "What did you do when you hunted tigers from your master in Tongshan?" The King of Qi said, "It is also a great achievement to protect the monarch." Yan Zi hurried to drink a glass of wine and ate a peach before returning to the class department.

Tanoko rushed out and said, "It's not surprising that the tiger was killed. I used to chop jiaozi in the Yellow River. The savior went to the old country for the last time. He fought against the stormy waves, such as landing on the earth. What are the benefits? " The king said, "This is almost a universal achievement. Any questions? " Yan Zi hurried into the wine to give peaches.

Sun Sun snatched his clothes and came out, saying, "I'm in a hundred thousand troops, and I'm holding a shovel to save my master. No one in the army dares to go near. What are the benefits? " The King of Qi said, "With your merits, chinese odyssey; There are no peaches to give, and a glass of wine is for the coming year. "

Yan Zi said: "The general made the greatest contribution, but unfortunately he spoke too late, so there was no peach color to cover up his great contribution." Sun pressed his sword and said, "Killing dragons and tigers is a trivial matter. I am in a hundred thousand troops, and I have made great contributions to the savior, but I can't eat peaches. Before I was humiliated by the monarch and ministers of the two countries, I was laughed at by generations and had the face to stand on the court. "

With this, he drew his sword and killed himself. Tian Kaijiang was surprised and drew his sword. He said, "We can't eat peaches with great merit if we eat peaches with small merit. When can I get rid of my shame? " When you are finished, you commit suicide and then die. Tanoko shouted angrily: "I am the same flesh and blood, and I swear to live and die together; Since both of them are dead, can I live by myself? " When he finished, he also committed suicide. Yan Zi smiled and said, "I can't kill three scholars unless it's two peaches. Now I am desperate. What should I do? " The king of Chu sat down, bowed down and sighed, "Prime Minister, do you dare not bow down? From now on, I will always respect the country and swear not to invade again. " The King of Qi buried three scholars outside the East Gate.

From then on, Qi Chu made friends and lived in peace. Yan Zi became famous all over the world, and Xuansheng also called him good. Later, Zhu Gekongming made a separate statement on this matter for Song of Fu Liang. Yin Yue: Step out of the city gate and look at Tang Yin; There are three graves in the forest, and the number is almost the same. who is it? Gu Ye family in old Xinjiang. Power can delimit Nanshan, and literature can be unique in geography; Once slandered, two peaches kill three scholars. Who can do this? Guo Xiang Qi Yanzi.

There is also a word "Manjianghong", which the ancients only said. It is said that Qi Jing Xiong Feng was hunting on the beach because of the war. When they were driving, they suddenly met a wild animal, and everyone was surprised. A strong man can be brave when he opens up territory, and his fist will bleed. What a hero it is to save the king from danger, worship God and respect God!

Gu Yezi, except Uber; Qiang Qin War, Gongsun Sheng replied. Laughter three people rely on courage, in the state of Qi. Only Yan Ying, who was small and clever, was killed.