The biggest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you can't get when you are young.

3, the sky-high dinner is not seafood, gold foil, but a female star to eat.

4, the villain has no knot, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

5. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

6. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

7. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

8. There are no elixirs in the world, but when there are more wishful people, some people start to sell them.

9. Don't deceive yourself. That's not your strong suit.

Earth Avenue 10. Why don't you go?

1 1, African animals are on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table.

12, hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the blame of others.

13, no matter how handsome it is. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

14, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

15, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

16, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

17, it is difficult to draw a tiger's skin but a bone.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

19, it's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

20. There are too many people who tell lies, too few who tell the truth and too many who tell lies in this circle. Everyone is used to saying things in a roundabout way, but I can't. I can't do it.

2 1, false sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

22. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here. We should treat fate and love like this.

I'm not looking down on you. I haven't seen you at all.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

25. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different human beings! Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

26. Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temperament.

27. Without you, how can I set off the beauty of lm?

28. A gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and a villain is not as good as Zhou.

29. Even if it is a piece of shit, there will be a day when I meet dung beetles. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

30, the dragon is innocent, the dragon is nobody, and one yuan is no party.

3 1. Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

32. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

The news said: as a grassroots cadre, people's affairs are their own affairs. Then he went on to say that most of his own affairs are trivial matters.

34. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg!

35. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

36. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

37. Will anyone in the world admit that they are afraid? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "not daring".

38. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.

39. I feel like two pigs, because one can no longer tolerate your stupidity.

40. The oversized shameless megaphone is a disgrace to Eskimos.

4 1 Long ago, lies and truth bathed by the river. Lies are washed away first, leaving real clothes, but truth refuses to wear clothes of lies. Later, in people's eyes, only lies in real clothes are hard to accept the naked truth.

42. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite!

43. Without you, how can you set off the beauty of the world?

44. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

45. People like you can only live two episodes in a drama.

46, take less human skin as animals, cheeky hooligans!

47. How did your mother teach you? Some things in life are not mentioned, and I know I am embarrassed in front of people every day.

48. Boy, you are crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.

49, white inside and red inside, different. Self-love, peacock Kaiping

50, white inside and red inside, different. Be your own sentimental peacock Kaiping.

5 1, I won't cry for you anymore, my mascara is not cheap.

52. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and year after year.

53. Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.

My husband just uses you as a tool, so you should take care of yourself.

55. My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

56. You look good. How can I put it? The pixels are relatively low.

57, men love to fuck, women love money! Men fall in love with their conscience, and women pretend to be * * with their eyes closed! In fact, life is not easy, all TM depends on acting!

58. Tell lies with your real name in practice and tell the truth with a pseudonym in your collection.

59. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

60. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

6 1, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

62. Millions of deaths are just statistics.

63. All the projects were built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.

64. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

65. Look at you dressed like a condolence girl who was eliminated at the second stop.

66, chess, calligraphy and painting can not, washing and cooking is too tired.

67. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

68. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

70. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

7 1, you copy what I wrote. You are really a little corny.

72. All women who can do their best have the symbol of a lady.

73. You look like a condolence girl who was eliminated before World War II.

74. Some people like to shoot themselves in the foot.

75. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

76. Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurdity in life and cowardice in death.

77. Didn't your mother teach you to have a clean soul?

78. Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.

79. Third party, you dropped your skirt.

80. You grew up without a lid and lacked love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist and cover your head.

8 1. Anyone who has witnessed ugliness has seen such ugliness. At first glance, it looks ugly, and then it looks even uglier!

82. I don't know how to wash it when I see it raining outside. Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is still a little hope to steal fat.

84, experts, experts, specially for everyone.

85. I love you, just as mice love rice, small fish love shrimp and cats love goldfish. Love is precious, but life is more expensive.

86. Bitches are always bitches. Even in times of economic crisis, it should not be expensive.

87. Falling flowers intentionally follow the flowing water, and the flowing water loves falling flowers mercilessly.