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Very, very funny xiehouyu
Very, very funny xiehouyu

Very funny two-part allegorical saying is a special language form created by working people in our country, which is widely spread by everyone with its humorous and memorable characteristics. It is short, witty and vivid, and it has achieved a shocking effect in just a few words. Some two-part allegorical sayings are very easy to understand and folkloric. Take stock of those very, very funny xiehouyu.

Very, very funny two-part allegorical saying 1 1, disgusting. Open the fucking door. Gross.-Gross.

2. Lighting on the plane-intelligence

3. Sitting naked on the bench-methodical.

4, the jade emperor fart-air

There are more men than women-less than the upper class and more than the lower class.

6. Open a prostitute's home-welcome to contribute (engage in).

7. Ten naked men watch five women take a bath-colorful.

8. Standard photo of prostitute bust-The Sphinx (lost)

9. The old couple went to bed-just say it.

10, Xiaosan went back to her mother's house-reactive (male) but also.

1 1, the woman divorced many times-all her previous jobs were abandoned.

12, turtle's ass-this is the rule (turtle)

13, fairy fart-extraordinary

14, the brothel is full-in good order.

15, coffin in coffin shop-supercilious (wood)

16, wedding night-Kaifeng

17, sickle scraping loofah-there are many ways.

18, the woman on the iceberg-driving to Liangshan (b)

19, broken handle. Hoe-not sure.

20, daffodils don't bloom-playing dumb

2 1, carved in caves-profound

22, same-sex sex behavior-open the back door

23, women have children-scare (under) people.

24, the most thorough beauty-beyond recognition

25. Living together again-Difficulties

26, two o'clock-Rush

27. The busiest airport-busy.

28, the smallest mailbox-unbelievable

29. There's a fire under your crotch-of course (burning under your crotch)

30. Hang a thermos bottle on a telephone pole-it's a high grade.

3 1, cemetery to vegetable garden-even number

32, the dog arch curtain-all by this mouth

33, fart to take off pants-redundant

34, refers to fart blowing lights-there is no hope.

35, the blind do Lamian Noodles-nonsense.

36, light crotch-English (Yin) Ming

37. Widows sleep-there's no one up there.

38, eunuch symposium-nonsense (chicken)

Thirty-nine, eight hundred years ago' flagpole'-the old bachelor.

40. Eggs laid by bastard turtles

4 1, flies collect honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

42, powder into the coffin-die proud

43. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

44.Axe (X) shines on people-I see through you.

45, ice fell into the vinegar jar-shabby.

46. Hang the key on your chest-happy.

47, childbirth on the plane-high school students

Very funny two-part allegorical saying 2 1. Bathing in a boiling pot-an acquaintance.

2. My father-in-law didn't respond-I don't know Taishan.

3, eat pineapple and ask sweet and sour-know perfectly well past ask.

4. Nails in your pocket-everyone wants to stand out.

5, flies bite the bodhisattva-no one has tasted it.

6, carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people without energy

7, flowering on the dunghill-smelly.

8, deaf people watch the play-feast their eyes.

8, flies on the edge of the manger-omnivorous.

10, full of slippery circles-hold on.

1 1, the stones in the Yangtze River-weathered.

12, cutting seawater with a knife-inseparable.

13, getting fat is bone-unwilling.

14, the sculptor doesn't give discounts to idols-he knows the old story.

15, pulling the gourd in the east and pulling the gourd in the west-deliberately finding fault.

16, chopsticks with a rolling pin, cups with a washbasin-eat and drink.

17, whole body plastering-there are many problems.

18, the dishcloth on the dining table-tasted the ups and downs.

19, the steel wire wears tofu-forget it.

20, firecrackers at both ends-want to (ring) together.