Fan Wei: Hello. I'm here to lend you a pair of anti-fraud hotlines. I am Lao Fan's senior. With years of experience, I can make a clear judgment on whether you are fooled: someone is selling, please press1; Someone sells a car, please press 2; Someone has a brain teaser, please press 3; Someone sells stretchers. Call 1 10 directly.
Zhao: Hello!
Fan: Hello!
Zhao: Excuse me, are you Master Fan?
Fan: Who are you?
Zhao: I'm ... I have a question to ask you directly.
Fan: Well, you say.
Zhao: I have an old sow with white flowers in the dark. In the morning, she opened the door together and ran forward at a speed of 80 pulses per hour. She hit a tree and died!
Fan: killed? Is there anything wrong with the pig's eyesight?
Zhao: Both eyes are 1.5.
Fan: Will there be any mental illness?
Fan: Will there be any mental illness?
Zhao: I am mentally healthy!
Fan: Then how could he be killed?
Zhao: That pig can't turn sharply!
Fan: I said you don't follow the routine! Press 3 for a brain teaser! In that case, let me ask you a question.
Zhao: You say.
Fan: It's the Spring Festival. Our family didn't buy new year's goods, only a pig and a donkey were left. Do you think I should kill the pig or the donkey first?
Zhao: Then you kill ... (to the apprentice) I'll give you two more chances.
Disciple 1: Kill the donkey first.
Zhao: Kill the donkey first.
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Cast of Zhao Benshan Anti-fraud Hotline:
Fan Wei 1
Fan Wei, 1962 was born in Shenyang, Liaoning province. He is a comedian and a national first-class actor.
1995 first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, performing the sketch "Uncle Niu".
200 1 performed the sketch "Kidnapping" in CCTV Spring Festival Evening and won the first prize in the sketch category.
In 2003, he was awarded the title of "Top Ten Outstanding Young People in Liaoning Province".
In 2006, he won the special performance award (Golden Key Award) at the 30th Cairo International Film Festival for his outstanding performance in the film "Journey to the Fragrance" directed by Jiarui Zhang.
In 2007, he starred in the comedy film "Blessed Ears" and played Wang, and won the Best Actor Award in the 9th Chinese Film Media Awards.
In 2009, he starred in the TV series "The Happiness of the Boss", and then won two awards: the TV Actor Award for the audience's favorite in the 25th China TV Golden Eagle Award and the Most Attractive Actor Award in 16 Shanghai TV Festival.
20 1 1 played Faye Ting in the TV series "Get married first and then fall in love".
20 13 starred in the war comedy "father and son soldiers" and played Qiao richeng.
20 14 starred in the TV series "Bao Xiao and Sigh" and played Zhou Sigh.
20 16, participated in the comedy film "I am not Pan Jinlian" directed by Xiaogang Feng.
2016165438+13 October, the film "No problem" won the best artistic contribution award at the 29th Tokyo International Film Festival.
165438+1On October 26th, he won the Best Actor in the 53rd Taiwan Film Golden Horse Award and the Best Actor in the 7th Beijing International Film Festival for his outstanding performance in the film No Problem.
On July 20 17, the film "peerless master" starring Guo Caijie was released nationwide on July 20 17; In the same month, the film "Father and Son Soldiers" starring Dapeng was released in July 20 17, and was released nationwide in July 2 1 2008.
2. Zhao Benshan
Zhao Benshan, 1957, 10 was born in kaiyuan city, Liaoning province on 2 October. He is a comedian, a national first-class actor, a sketch artist, a professor of Errenzhuan in Northeast China, a member of Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a member of China Quyi Artists Association, a member of all-china youth federation and the chairman of Benshan Media Group.
2016 65438+1on October 25th, Zhao Benshan was elected as the vice chairman of the presidium of the 8th Quyi Artists Association.
1982, Zhao Benshan starred in the pull-out drama Wrestling Three Strings, which became famous at one fell swoop.
1990 first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and 15 won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.
1999 The film "The Director and the Director" starring individuals won the 22nd Hundred Flowers Award Best Feature Film Award, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award.
In 2003, Zhao Benshan initiated the "green duet" and founded the "Liu Laogen Grand Stage" featuring the performance of "green duet".
20 1 1 Last appearance in CCTV Spring Festival Evening, performing "You at the same table".
20 13 Before the Spring Festival Evening in year of the snake, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the sketch stage.
20 14 served as deputy director and director of language programs of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.
20 16 starred in the new year movie "Happy New Year".
20 17 starred in the rural love comedy "Country Love 10".