At the door of a noodle restaurant, it was written: Beef noodles are free, and each person is limited to one bowl, which wastes 500 yuan, so someone went in.

I ended up crying. When you know that the big bowl will still enter?

This story tells us: if you don't know the situation, don't be greedy and cheap. There is no free lunch and no pie!

In other words: don't always say that this is expensive, that is expensive, whether it is cheap or expensive, it has its reasons, too incisive!

2

A fat woman asked, "Boss, how much does it cost to weigh it once?"

The boss looked her up and down and said, "Maybe 2 yuan, maybe 600 yuan."

The fat woman asked, "Why?"

The boss said: "2 yuan once, 600 yuan if it is broken."

three

Just now, my father angrily pulled my brother back and let him stand in the corner and think about it as soon as he entered the door.

While my father was away, I hurried forward to ask my brother what was going on.

The younger brother looked aggrieved: the teacher said that I was distracted in class recently, and the best way was to write a note and stick it in the most conspicuous position to remind myself, so I posted it!

I asked: Where did you post it?

Brother: On the teacher's back! ! !

I don't see anything wrong, hahaha. ...

four

The daughter-in-law asked her husband, "Let's go out for a trip some day."

The husband said, "Why spend that money ... to buy a travel magazine and go back to bed to read it slowly ... what beautiful scenery is not tiring and economical ..."

In the evening, my daughter-in-law came home from work and sat on the sofa watching TV. My husband asked, "Daughter-in-law, is the meal ready?"

The daughter-in-law didn't even look at him. She threw the book away and said, "I bought a menu with eight major cuisines." I am hungry and greedy. I can eat whatever I want. Very economical ... "

five

Family planning in a village, all the men who became fathers were ligated.

An old bachelor couldn't sit still and went to the family planning office to ask for ligation. The staff got angry: "What are you doing? People who are ligated have wives and children. What are you doing alone? "

The old bachelor was also angry and said angrily, "All the men in the village have been ligated. You don't blame me for which woman in the village is pregnant in the future? " I'm not that stupid! "

six

A man and his wife were chatting while eating in a hot pot restaurant. Just as they were happy, a young woman came up and looked straight at the man and said, "I'm pregnant!" " "

His wife froze at first, then slapped the man twice, pulling and crying. The eyes of the whole hot pot building are focused on them, and men want to cry!

At this time, the young woman came over faintly: "Please put out your cigarette, thank you!" " "

A man cannot cry when he covers his face. After that, he gave up smoking! Eating is risky, so be careful when smoking!

seven

Wife: "Husband, we are 16 generations apart."

Husband: "How can I put it?"

Wife: "You have accumulated eight generations of virtue and married me."

Husband: "That's only eight generations ~"

My wife paused and said, "I was unlucky for eight generations to marry you!" " "

eight

When I was just eating, my father suddenly looked up and said to me, "I helped you get a piece of land today."

I knew I was actually an invisible rich second generation! I used to be poor to sharpen me! The time is finally ripe! Finally, my family is willing to let me show my talents!

When I glanced at the Dow Jones index reported on TV, my mind flashed with knowledge of economics and the general direction of investment was clear to me. So I fought back my inner excitement and answered him as calmly and casually as possible: "Oh, where is it?"

My dad: "SF Express (land) ..."