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What are some very funny remarks?

1. The husband lost his way - he has nothing to do at home.

The blind fortune teller and storyteller got lost and couldn't get out, so he just sat around at home. Refers to being idle and having nothing to do.

2. The mother in the village worships Thousand Buddhas - kowtows and kowtows.

Kowtowed enough. To ridicule and belittle others.

3. The village sister marries Zheng En - open your eyes, close your eyes.

Zheng En: A general in the early Song Dynasty, with a dark and ugly appearance. Open one eye, close one eye. He pretended not to see it and just ignored it.

4. When the Taoist God bumps into the old man who is the longevity star - you will not complain about my length, and I will not complain about your shortness.

The God of Taoism met old longevity stars. One was too tall and the other was too short. All metaphors have their flaws, so don't talk too much about each other. The god of danger, the ferocious road-opening god who was tied with paper used in funerals in the old days and was about ten feet tall, the longevity star: Canopus of Antarctica, short in stature, with a big bump on his forehead, and a charming smile.

5. Cut the watermelon with a sharp knife--separate the two.

There are several kinds of pain in love: one is the pain of unrequited love, the other is the pain of lost love, and the third is the pain of separation. Unrequited love has not really entered into love, and lovelorn love has ended. Only lovers who are passionately in love must separate in two places, which is "eternity will last forever, and this hatred will last forever." However, love also requires distance, and moderate separation can enhance the relationship between lovers.

6. Mr. Yan went to the West - he could not save his life.

Yan Gong: surnamed Yan, given name Xuzi, a native of Jiangxi. He hated evil as much as his enemies during his lifetime and became a god after his death. Legend has it that Emperor Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang was in danger on the river, and he appeared to rescue him. After Zhu became emperor, he named Duke Yan the "Generalissimo of Duke Yan of Shenxiao Yu Mansion" and ordered the relevant officials to set up temples on the riverside to offer sacrifices. He was called the God of the River.

7. The shoes are not made - they look very bad.

In the old days, shoes were made by hand, and shoe patterns were required. Luo: The original meaning is to stay, here it means "to get". It ended up being an embarrassment.

8. Xixinsi blocks the way - Chai Zhong.

Xixinsi: The internal government office in charge of firewood. The people from the Xixin Division were blocking the way, so of course there was too much firewood. Some people are trying to get in the way.

9. Chen Shimei is the consort--loving the new and hating the old.

To like the new and dislike the old means to like the new and dislike the old. Usually refers to the relationship between men and women.

10. Bugs fart - stingy.

Stingy, a pun, originally refers to an insect that farts less, but it refers to a person's narrow-mindedness.