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Hilarious Humor Short Jokes Funny Sentences (Selected 11)
1, the zookeeper stood in front of the big-mouthed crocodile and kept looking at it. Others asked him: what happened to the crocodile? Said: not clear, the veterinarian has been in for half an hour, and has not come out.

2, after watching the loyal dog Bugong, the female ticket cried a lot, said that in the future to raise so dedicated strip, maybe she will always wait to come back. I said leisurely: the premise is that you hang than it first hellip; hellip; the results I almost hung first hellip; hellip;

3, male: boss, how much do you bathe here? Shopkeeper:Men's bath, women's bath. Male: you rob money. hellip; shopkeeper: you want to go to the men's bath or women's bath? hellip; decisively handed over. Into the female bath to see, are male. Bathroom brothers:hellip; Nima, another male!

4, one day downstairs to buy a bottle of drink. When paying, the boss said: money! I was busy asking the boss: boss, you did not see. There is no suggested retail price on the bottle? The boss looked at me relentlessly and said: I do not accept his advice! I was speechless and dutifully paid the money!

5, a coworker wanted a child for a long time, and his wife finally got pregnant. I was very happy in the office. He said it broke the rumor that he could not survive and could prove his innocence, while another colleague still can not prove your innocence. Don't say it, convinced hellip;hellip;

6. One day I was waiting for a public **** bus at the station by public **** bus. There was a soothsayer next to me. He was blowing magic and the sky was wide open. I went up to him and said, "You gave me a calculation. If you're right, I'll pay right away. He said yes, no problem. So I turn on my cell phone wifi, find a random one with a strong signal, and ask him, can you tell me the code for this?

7, there is a friend in a treasure to sell skin care products, business is not good. Once I went to find her to play, see her just into the batch of goods, which has a few lipstick. I can't put it down as soon as I take it out. I hurriedly opened them and tried them on. The action was done in one go, and then looked in the mirror. Then I couldn't help but say:This is too pretty not to sell!hellip;hellip; I seem to know the reason why her business is not good hellip;hellip;

8, on the examination room, the twist gentleman's cheat sheet just threw on the ground, was seen by the teacher. The teacher stared at Twisted Flower Jun and came straight at him. Sesame-kun was flustered, only to see his neighbor pick up the cheat sheet without panic, blow a thick sniffle hard, rub it, and then throw it into the basket. The teacher stayed straight there for a few minutes, half slowing down. Haha, students, you have a poisonous trick!

9, as soon as the little king arrived home, **** mom slapped him: said! Why did you fight with your classmates today! Xiao Wang very aggrieved said: I skipped class today to go out to the Internet, how can I fight with others! The voice did not drop, **** mom slapped him again: your father said you skipped class today to go online, I do not believe it, it's really true! Little Wang's mother is really smart hellip; hellip;

10, once I waited for the public **** car, no change, and no place to change. I happened to see a beggar, so I discussed with him I'll give you five dollars. Can you find my coins. He quickly nodded. I took out five dollars and put it in his bowl. As soon as the money was put in his bowl, he picked it up and ran away. I went at that speed. When I reacted, he disappeared hellip;hellip;

11, My friend works in the Civil Affairs Bureau. Yesterday, he met a young couple who came for a divorce (the woman wanted to leave). After convincing them of a few things, the man started reminiscing and started talking about all the good things about his wife, sweet little things, the old life, the wonderful plans the two had, and then the woman hugged the man and cried and said she didn't want to leave. Then the man pushed the woman away and said to my friend: or leave this woman has become too much than before.