The text of the fifth pair:
People . Wife virtuous moon old man attack X straight grassroots star subject star: begging for girlfriend! Begging for a red herring! I want to fall in love!
Lunar Elder: Your soul is hard to come by in a thousand years, and you were born immune to red threads, so you've been a single dog for eighteen lifetimes, and you'll be a single dog even if the human race goes extinct, so I urge you to take advantage of the fact that you'll be with me for the only time in your life, so take advantage of the fact that you're a single dog.
Star: ...... I'm a straight man! Straight straight straight man!
Lunar: Let's not talk about this first, today your crew is on location, there is no good food, I made you a love bento you take with you.
Star: You still know how to cook?
Lunar: I learned it for you, the Red Queen told me, if you want to catch the hearts of you men, you have to catch the stomach first.
(probably maybe maybe not, but the little goddess looks good too o)