1. Life is important not the position of the station, but the direction.
2. The boat of life in the face of dangerous shoals, in the face of rapids, the weak will choose to escape and give up, while the strong will choose to face and challenge.
3. Like you is a trouble, but I like to find trouble.
4. Although I do not know how to cook, but I ordered a handful of good takeout ah.
5. People who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.
6. Take you as a human being, you try to act like a good point!
7. It's not that there is no water in the well, but it's not digging deep enough.
8. If you are bright, the world will not be dark. If you have hope in your heart, this world will not be completely desperate. If you don't give in, what can the world do to you.
9. Tomatoes and eggs are a perfect match! What is more, it is superfluous to add any material!
10. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you obey? I laughed and shook my head, huh, take me for what? I am the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?
11. I will try to become the kind of person you like, and then die without being with you.
12. You do not envy us on vacation without homework, you know how tired to play all day?
13. Growing up so big, the only thing to stick to is to charge your cell phone every day.
14. I am fat to appear you thin ah, lest I thin when you look ugly.
15. White shirts are easy to yellow, general laundry detergent is very difficult to wash off, many people feel a headache for this, you may want to take some headache medicine in the wash.
16. Commitment, like a fart, then shocking, after the pale.
17. Try to be able to do, fight to win.
18. Since I met your sister, I have made this brother.
19. There are no friends in the workplace, the boss is not your friend, and neither are your colleagues.
20. Rich, do a good job, no money, do a good job, this is life.
The classic 90 personality humor style text (Part II)21. I am angry when you must coax me, more to buy food for me, and so the old lady ate enough to have the strength to beat you to death.
22. A mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless a male and a female.
23. Take a look in the mirror, you will understand many things.
24. If you feel poor and ugly, please do not be sad, you still have hope, at least your judgment is correct.
25. At home when the fever will still insist on surfing the Internet, school when a sneeze will feel like terminal cancer.
26. You know I can jump for joy for your words, but you're stingy like this.
27.Talking to my favorite people is like talking to God, you say yes, they never respond.
28. These days, who doesn't have an instrument to hold? I'm pretty good at retreating.
29. I'm so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.
30. Can not help themselves, in addition to love, and the radish in someone else's field.
32. Since the use of black toothpaste, teeth white, people black.
33. A fierce look at you is not good, a closer look is not as good as a fierce look.
34. Medicine does not heal fake diseases, wine does not solve the true sorrow.
35. Love is, if there is no better choice, I will accompany you to the end of time.
36. You are quite good, just ugly.
37. If you use the beauty plan, I will be on the plan.
38. Only in boiling water, tea can unfold the life of the rich aroma.
39. If my life is made into a movie, then the name of the movie I have already thought of, it is called the poor life.
40. Poor is not terrible, terrible is, poor people is me; poor people is me is not very terrible, terrible is, only I am poor.
Humor and not lose the lovely harmonic terrain text excerpts
Humor and not lose the lovely harmonic terrain text (a)
1. I accidentally stepped on an ant, the little ant aggrieved that it was the queen of the ants, we do not have the queen of the ants, and then cried out loud, we really do not have the queen of the ants.
2. The girls who love to laugh are not bad in shape, why is it that the joy rises cup.
3. One day, the bear bought an ice cream, the sun is hot, the ice cream melted, fell to the ground, the bear said: "as if mud ah, as if mud ah." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
4. Not even hold my hand, then you hold what? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
5. Men do not good color, good what? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm not going to be able to do that.
6. Everyone is a hamburger, why are you all babies, I am Bean!
7. home has a can of tea do not know how long to put, just put into the cup ready to make tea, turned around and saw the milk it made a loud noise! Oh! It turned out to be good loud drink milk tea!
8. I accidentally stepped on an ant, the little ants said aggrieved, that is the queen, oooh, oooh, we do not have a queen.
9. Want to quit Coke is actually very simple, drink lemon juice on the good, drink a sigh of good acid ah! Sigh sour drink!
10. You don't even want me to think about what? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
11. At home accidentally hit the corner of the table, the rag on the table fell actually rolled out of the door itself, the original cloth (not) can go out!
12. One day the bear in the laundry, but there is a place how to wash and not clean, the bear mother said you seriously rub the bear red-eyed and said "Rubbed a la rubbed a la"
13. beautiful words I will not say, but beautiful I am talking.
14. The first time a big truck ran into a cab, the big truck said: "I call the big truck" The cab said: "I call the cab" The big truck said: "You do not call, I send you! "
15. I'm a more mature person, like gambling not to eat such things, are full of food before doing.
16. Would it be cute if I called a toad a toad? Only Gina thinks it's cute if I call a coyote Wolfy.
17. "Why do you have to eat enough pears to make 8?" "Because my family, is an 8 pear family."
18. The mother sparrow smelled the little sparrow: "Baby today want to tie a what hairstyle ah?" Little sparrow: "chirp ~"
19. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu riding together, there is a cliff in front, Guan Yu said: "You quickly strangled horse" Zhang Fei said: "I'm happy ah." Guan Yu said: "You quickly strangled your horse"
20. ugly people have objects, the United States sells air conditioning.
Humor and not lose the lovely harmonic terrier text (Part II)21. One day the duckling was reading a book, the duck mother said dinner to close the book ah, close ah, close ah, you hear it, and good ah.
22. The bunny and the bear's WeChat group was dissolved, and the bear privately chatted with the bunny and said, "Don't build it again, do you hear me? Don't say goodbye ...
23. A spider asked the caterpillar for advice, the caterpillar told the spider twice or do not understand, and then the caterpillar said angrily: "you are a pig?" and then the spider said very aggrieved: "I am a spider ah"
24. When the mushroom was walking on the road, it was hit by the orange accidentally, the mushroom said: "No eyes, go to four," and then the orange died. Because the mushroom is a fungus "the fungus want orange to die, orange had to die"
25. Xiao Ming and his mother quarreled, Xiao Ming angry out of the door, so Xiao Ming's house has no door.
26. In the middle of the night, my stomach hurt, I said: "Stomach, you can not stop a little." The stomach said: "I do not call the stomach, I call Chu Yu nettle."
27. The animal that can not be messed with is the orangutan, because he knocked the chest.
28. In the middle of the night, my stomach hurt, so I discussed it with my stomach. I:Stomach, can you stop hurting Stomach:I'm not called Stomach, I'm called Chu Yuyu nettle.
29. If you can't find the mixing tool when you flush the milk, you can use the key, and the inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key can flush the milk, and I want to learn Li Bai.
30. crab out for a walk accidentally bumped into the loach, the loach is very angry: "Are you blind ah?" The crab is very aggrieved: "No ah, I am a crab!"
31. I open my eyes on the light, I close my eyes on the dark, will I also be a refrigerator.
32.I was just reported as a nuisance by my neighbors because I'm poor as hell.
33. Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk.
34. Eat buns too light, I want to add some spices, after adding to eat, only to feel a burst of heartache, it turns out that I added a good no material.
35. Why Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said: ouch, is the new clothes oh!
36. Why is Chang'e changeable? A: Because her name is change
37. Doraemon doesn't have a neck for hygiene reasons. Why? Because of the "blue neck mud".
38. Mom looked at the recipe to cook, the recipe calls for sugar 3-6 grams, mom added 5 grams and still adding, I asked my mom why I still want to add, my mom said to add (at home) is also good!
39. I Gucci, tears are always para para dior.
40. deer to the bunny to take pictures, always what can not be photographed, the deer let the bunny jump, "you're too short" Bunny anxious to cry out "I do not, I am not short, I am not short at all! I am not short, I am not short at all."
Humor and not lose the lovely harmonic terrier text (Part III)
41. Just now, to see a foreigner, a mouthful of fluent English is very good to listen to, I asked him to send the British or American sound, he said he sent a good want to go out to see the electro-acoustic!
42. Want Want snow cakes feel hot will become what, Want Want Xianbei.
43. Zhuge Liang: "wind ah, you scrape to the west" wind: "you are like a watermelon"!
44. You got into Tsinghua University, he got into Peking University, I baked on the groundnut, baked groundnut, baked groundnut, baked groundnut, fragrant and sweet baked groundnut.
45. Wu Jing meets the rat - Wu Jing hit the tread!
46. Now the boys can be really interesting, and a girl to see a movie on the hair talk to show off, I and fifty or so girls in class together, what did I say?
47. fried egg to ruffled egg confession sung song "This is a fried egg of a small love song ~"
48. I am a bear cookie, one day, I accidentally fell from the stairs, and then, I broke, good night!
49.The doctor prescribed me pills, I fell to the ground has been ringing, take a closer look, it turned out to be a good sound out of the pill.
50. We can not light themselves to feel the pulse of the times, do not let your mom feel Wang Yibo. They think all day long for life to let go of a fight, turn your face to let your mom let go of a fight"
51.
52. winter vacation made a plan, because lan (lazy), finished a p
53. bunny spring planted a fruit tree, and so on the fall when she went to see, murmured to no results ah no results.
54. Raised a flock of chickens, none will lay eggs, I asked myself, I still have chickens will.
55. Recently saw the dentist, the doctor asked me how young teeth wear so serious, I said that these years are gritted teeth over.
56. Liaoning is China's most respected ins wind place, often can hear such a dialog: "between silver you ins not?" "ins"
57. "ins"
57. General good-looking girls can get things done by pampering, I have to rely on threats.
58. Even I do not love that you love what love Qiyi?
59. One day a few students in the cafeteria to eat, hall TV is playing the Qing dynasty drama, rice finished, want to wipe their mouths, found no paper, asked students, who has paper, the climax came, the words just fell, the TV a long and soft eunuch voice remembered, "the emperor has a will".
60. The door handle of the company's conference room is how bad? It was the boss who broke it in anger.
Humorous and not too cute harmonic terrain copy (Part IV)61. "A piece of glass ready to jump you guess what it will say?" "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."
62. What song was sung when Yugongyong moved the mountain? Move the mountain, move the mountain, bright and shiny.
63. A duckling said to a chicken, "I like you" and the chicken said to the duckling, "You duck don't have to".
64. Omelette fell in love with the eggs, it took the guitar and went to the eggs home downstairs and sang: this is a little love song of the omelette.
65. Pot, Noodle and Mud are good friends. One day, Noodle and Mud were playing together, and Pot called and asked. "I'm Mudbud, do you hear me, I'm you, Dad."
66. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is important.
67. Late at night, every time I want to ask myself how to do school and feelings on both sides of the error.
68. On the way home, some people sell seasoning, I bought a packet of cooking, after eating tears, so this is "good no material".
69. Everyone is a hamburger, why are you all naive, I am the baby.
70. Today it rained a lot, my friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella, I said no umbrella, no umbrella, you hear me, don't scatter, don't scatter.
71. at home accidentally hit the corner of the table on the table rag fell actually rolled out of the door turned out to be the cloth can go out
72. tell those who once looked down on me, I have a room, not rent, is just in the King Canyon open good?
73. I said I'm looking at the brief history of time, you go around saying I have time to pick up shit?
74. Embarrassed, wearing a mask hat to buy a late-night snack, or be recognized: what does a beautiful woman eat?
75. clothes wrinkled, I take the iron is not flat, I said do not wrinkle ah, do not wrinkle ah, you hear? Do not go ah.
76. Shrimp and mussels at the same time a hundred points, the teacher asked the shrimp: "Who do you copy?" Shrimp said: "I copy clam"
77. Why horror movies, evil heavy house will have a piano, because "the piano lived a few demons".
78. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if there is you in my heart, I Yu Guangzhong are you."
79. Girls have to do something slightly bad, and then God is angry and send you a little guy.
80. Today, I went to school, and the teacher asked me where my books were.
The first time I went to school, the teacher asked me where my book was, and I lost it.
The first time I went to school, the teacher asked me where my book was, and I lost it!
2. Liaoning is China's most respected ins wind place, often can hear such a dialog: "介银你ins不？" "ins"
3. Why is there a piano and a mailbox in the room of a horror movie? A: piano The piano lived a few medicine Mailbox lived a few magic
4. Yenzi make Chu, Yenzi was humiliated and left, a minister who knows Yenzi heard, rushed to catch up: "Yenzi! Yanzi! You take up and go! How can I live without you?"
5. Today to give you a popularization of puree, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, mashed purple potatoes, and I would love to mud.
6. Xiao Ming and his mom had a fight, and Xiao Ming was so angry that he took the door out, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.
7. Even I don't kiss Then what do you kiss Kiss burns the mouth?
8. Why does Superman wear tights? Because it's important to save lives.
9. Even I do not care, what do you care? Hulenberg?
10. Once upon a time there was a duckling, it is particularly short called mud duck, a duck in the class came up to say: good short mud duck.
11. On the way home, some people sell seasoning, I bought a packet of cooking, after eating tears, so this is "good no material".
12. Why is a flower funny? A: Because it has a stalk.
13. It rained a lot today, my friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella, I said no umbrella, no umbrella, you hear me, don't scatter, don't scatter.
14. Fahai can never be a rapper, because he will not spare the snake.
15. Beautiful words I will not say, but beautiful I am talking.
16. You don't like me, I don't like, I send selfies to whom.
17. Do you know how much stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.
18. Sucking cats will be bitten by cats, dogs will not, because sucking wang people are fine.
19. Aladdin made a mistake and was punished by God into the pot, he was full of doubts and asked where this is? So God:You are in the pot do not know the pot.
20. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck, because AirPods don't have an audio cable.
Harmonious terrier text super short super humor (Part II)21. You look for Ouyang Xiu ah.
22. Raised a flock of chickens, none will lay eggs, I asked myself, I still have chickens will.
23. A spider to the caterpillar to ask questions, the caterpillar said two times the spider still do not understand, and then the caterpillar angry said: "You are a pig?" and then the spider is very aggrieved, said: "I am a spider ah. 24. The bear had a flower, but the flower withered, the bear said sadly: flower, do not wither. Do you hear me? Don't cry.
25. You don't even love me, what do you love, Lovecraft?
26. The reporter asked Zeng Yi: you have so few lyrics, each time you sing a few words, can earn money? Zeng Yi: earn not much, just earn a ling flower.
27. Airplanes don't need to honk their horns in the air, so airplanes are noiseless flying objects.
28. Children's chocolate melted and fell to the ground, the children said as if the mud ah, as if the mud ah, you hear that, so miss you.
29. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if there is you in my heart, I'm all about you."
30. truly do not recommend that you take the bus, I sat six stops like fifteen boys.
31. at home accidentally hit the corner of the table on the table rag fell actually rolled out of the door turned out to be the cloth can go out
32. this is a pencil this is a pen you are my baby.
33. you even I do not hurt, hurt what? Tengger?
34. We can not just own feel the pulse of the times, do not let your mom feel Wang Yibo. They think all day long to let go for life, turn your face and let your mom let go of a blog"
35. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I'm a reflex fox.
36. No one understands you, very aggravating is it? Do you see math problems that someone understands, it aggrieved?
37. Even my WeChat do not add that you add what Pirates of the Caribbean?
38. There is a little mouse stayed at home too long want to go out to dig, its mother saw the sigh, alas can be really consumed love mud
39. 100 yuan of things, after arithmetic, into 40 yuan, perhaps this is the four-fold arithmetic.
40. One day I found a little bit of ash on my body, and I tried my best to shoot it, but it wouldn't go down, it wouldn't go down, it wouldn't go down, it wouldn't go down, it wouldn't go down, it wouldn't go down, you hear me?
41. The sparrow mother smelled the little sparrow: "Baby today want to tie a what hairstyle ah?" Little sparrow: "chirp ~"
42. not back to the message normal, you have seen which beauty is not busy.
43. Burning firewood all day, I asked my mom what the pot is steamed in the end? My mom smiled and did not say, finally I can not help but lift the lid, the original steam is boring.
44. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said that it was the queen of the ants, and we don't have a queen of the ants, and then cried out loud, we really don't have a queen of the ants.
45. Pot, Noodle and Mud are good friends. One day, Noodle and Mud were playing together, and Pot called and asked. "I'm mud, hear me, I'm you, Dad"
46. Rumor has it that when Luda pulled the willow upside down in his day, he was so scared that the flowers next to him closed up, so other people called him, the flowers closed up.
47.Xiao Ming lost in the wild at night, cold night, he can only hold a tombstone to warm up, that is insulation monument.
48. Who doesn't like love when it's easy to get? Think about the history, Zhang Yide's love, Liu Bei Guan Yu how much he likes.
49. To a cup of pumpkin almond milk, do not apricot, do not melon, do not dew, to the southern kernel.
50. I said I can't drink wine, you go around saying I can't live long?
51. Wulin ally was cornered by him, covering the wound paralyzed on the ground waiting for him to hand up the knife, but he is the knife back, fell to his knees, muttered painfully: "She has gone ...... even if I am given a unification of the world ... ...and what can be done ...... "The martial arts ally forced to endure the severe pain, hoarsely said to him: "A bucket of paste ...... can be posted a lot of missing person notices ..."
52.There is a bread walking on the road, walking suddenly sprained his foot, it turned out that it is a croissant.
53. Seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada, I thought I grabbed the whole summer, cicadas: I can't say that I love don't grab the cicada, just a little like!
54. You even I do not Pin, Pin what? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it.
55. Today washed some dates Originally loaded together with the results of the wash on the scattered dates scattered dates scattered dates scattered You heard the early scattered.
56. I'm a very good person to get along with, not good with their own reasons.
57. Yongqi help Huang Amma rub bath, surprisingly rub out Amma mud.
58. I went to buy oysters, on the way home, oysters all jumped out of the bag, drilled into the mud, it is called oysters like mud.
59. Chicken and rice fried together, which will get a bowl of fried chicken rice mud ~
60. That day, the bedroom next door to the home of the lights flickering, called the maintenance master, the master asked what the problem? I said: "Bedroom next door lights too flash" He: "seize the vine of love?"
harmonic terrier text super short super humor (Part IV)61. men are not good sex, good what? Good are you?
62. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, you are my baby.
63. New Year's Eve, the Bull Demon King made a mistake, Princess Iron Fan kept criticizing him, the Monkey King could not stand to see the Princess Iron Fan, said: "Sister-in-law, but also criticized the cattle master?" Princess Iron Fan flabbergasted: "Thank you thank you."
64. Self-introduction: I am 20, limbs sound, all five senses, normal urination and defecation, will breathe on their own, eat three times a day, will use the smartphone, the future is promising.
65. I said I was in Beijing to send a courier, you go around saying I have a piece of land in Beijing?
66. One day the elephant ate ice cream, ate a lot, the more you eat, the more you want to vomit. Then the mouse said, "I'm tired of elephants, I'm tired of elephants."
67. If I call a toad a toad, is it cute? If I call a coyote Wolf, only Gina thinks it's cute.
68. Even I do not cherish, what do you cherish, Zhen Huanzhuan?
69. It's okay to lie to me about my feelings, but not about my money. I can love a lot of people in my life, but really can not earn a few money.
70. Do you know why the seagulls to Europe will not call? Because the Paris gulls to dumb.
71. The growth cycle of the lotus root is 200 days, while the chicken only needs more than 50 days to change from a chick to a chicken leg, chicken fillet, chicken breast. In a short period of time the chicken turns into the lotus root unchanged.
72. One day I was playing the king of the lower road has been dead all the time, I told my teammates to prevent the lower road to prevent the lower road to prevent the lower ah to prevent the lower ah you heard it put down ah.
73. One day, the bear bought an ice cream, the sun is hot, the ice cream melted, fell to the ground, the bear said: "as if the mud ah, as if the mud ah." Did you hear that? I miss you.
74. 36 degrees today, so hot I went to buy two ice cream, you a I a, and then we relieve the heat, you hear, we ended.
75. I said I'm doing ceramics, you go around saying I'm on the road to touch the porcelain?
76. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting bubbles "Blue blue blue blue".
77. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like not spicy (blood)
78. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, unexpectedly encountered on the way to Cao Cao's army ambush, Liu Bei fled in haste, encountered a cliff, Zhang Fei shouted, the Lord, you quickly strangled horse! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
79. Zhuge Liang: "wind ah, you scrape to the west" wind: "you are like a watermelon"!
80. The emperor returned from a private visit, the Queen Mother met and asked "my son this tour tired?" The emperor was shocked to say "my... ...my name is lilei? . my name is lilei?"
Site work was sunburned humorous text excerpts of fortySite work was sunburned humorous text (a)
1. half of the summer past, the skin was sunburned circle, easy to be sunburned, and it is difficult to restore the general protection of the woman to do a good job, and the man will not care too much, the packet is also, the soy sauce duck also line, the African white face is more apt, not too much attention to the appearance of the image, may be related to the occupation, in order to make a living and exhausted, it is difficult to take into account the image of the part-time job quality and efficiency is the key, those who rely on the value of the face to eat the actors, singers, hosts, will pay attention to the image of the profession.
2. People, do not think that their white themselves thin wildly buy clothes, and so you will experience a second injury when you get fat in the sun.
3. After military training, I found that my palms are tanned, completely changed to African white
4. Summer was tanned skin has begun to break out, so disgusting ~
5. really like the sun, the sun warm body, the whole body sweating! But why do you want to be tanned and wrinkled?
6. Big sister and I have the favor of the sun alone, even when the skin is tanned, we still learn to smile, smile.
7. It seems that junior high school classmates to have a party, you have to diet for a few days, thin! Hong Kong really, now tanning to do not want to see people
8. Once the countryside, must be tanned
9. Snorkeling clothes, stayed in the water all day, only feet were tanned!
10. This summer, coated 10 minutes, tanning only takes a second.
11. In the spring, I want you to step on the green season, do not destroy the green; in the summer, I want you to think of you, the hot sun do not tan; in the fall, I want you to think of you, fresh fruits and vegetables to send me point; in the winter, I want you to think of you, the warmth of the South, waiting for me. I've been thinking about you all year round, and that's what I call a good friend.
12. Only we risk being tanned to get up early in the morning to climb the mountain
13. Recently, the weather has turned good, the sun is also out, I'm afraid of tanning, give me a few pieces of skin! Anyway, your face is so thick, less a few layers and no pressure.
14. The weather after the fall is still hot, think of those who have not had time to wear the closet suspenders, bustier dresses, and then look at the skin color has been tanned a few degrees, can only sigh, it seems that you can only wait for the next spring ......
15. The balance of the holiday is not enough to go out to play in eleven tanned to eat! Fat originally skin is not white now more black fortunately I have whitening methods to make me white up hahaha
16.Going to the countryside to take a trip, tanning is more than a circle.
17. Lazy to not want to hold an umbrella, can die do not want to tan, tangled woman.
18. I'm 8 months pregnant, stayed at home a little bored, and went to the neighborhood to stroll. Hubby called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was outside walking. The husband scolded, so hot days you go out why, in case the child tanning it!
19. Covered half a year of white white I finally still in August on the first day of the sun was red, measured black eight degrees
20. This hot day, taxi really difficult, fortunately encountered two handsome early get off, but also said that so white skin can not be tanned
Site work was tanning humor copy (Part II)21. The original way back, because the sun is really too sunny, walk two steps to flow a sweat, and a few minutes to be sunburned skin black
22. Military training is a small sun tanning body does not discuss!
23. Summer has not yet arrived and I have been tanned. I can't save the black. I got up early in the morning, the results did not pass. No one.
24. Jellyfish really no matter where you go need some remembrance so that you can afford to go false legs tanning face and sleep unsinkable night another words of Chen Baiqiang's bias like you really pure clear
25. Today is the number of steps over 10,000 + tanning once a day
26. Black is now the most popular, the average person sun are not out of the sun this effect!
27. The same rice raises a hundred kinds of people. I see the sun on the fear of shrinking afraid of tanning, it is said that some wives have to deliberately go to the hotel pool to strip and other tanning.
28. Dear stomach, you are to rebel is it? Even practicing the car was tanned skin are scared by you white.
29. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.
30. Fully armed, do not let me tan again.
31. My body is really too easy to be tanned it Summer is not yet completely to my arms and legs have been black can not look at I sunscreen is very active it Face a little bit did not black is the body dabbing black
32. 'bored white' in turn is 'white bored'
32. 'It is difficult not to military training is destined to tan mushrooms
33. admitted that their summer vacation tan
34. summer just do not want to cover the tanning tanning tanning it hum!
35. Just like because never apply sunscreen and do not take umbrellas and tanned skin I can not help but one day I will be white back even if after a long time I will still say that I was also sunburned like that after the black natural more attention to sunscreen.
36. Summer UV rays often exceed the normal value, the skin is very susceptible to severe test, the light will be tanned, serious cases may even cause disease. So, in this season, the protection of the sun must not be ignored.
37. The days of being able to get high are numbered...Tomorrow, I will start the journey of learning to drive...I am ready to get a tan...I am ready to be scolded...I am ready to start with a start and three nods...
38. The clouds are so beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, the cloud girl wearing a pink dress, smiling at people, as if to say: "Children get up, the sun is coming." At noon, the cloud girl in a white dress, to the sky a layer of silver-white satin, as if to say: "Children quickly go home! Otherwise, the Sun Gong will tan your little faces. The clouds in the sky, in a thousand different forms, is really a good friend of the people.
39. can not white, to be tanned... Just because I lost the umbrella, did not bother to buy a new one.