A: we this actor ah.
B: ah.
A: a lot of the audience recognize.
B: You're welcome.
A: often ah in the radio head, television head to see you.
B: It is often in the radio.
A: You are the Tianjin Opera Troupe actor.
B: Yes.
A: Originally from Beijing.
B: good.
A: has been living in Beijing.
B: Alas.
A: now home is not still in Beijing which.
B: ah, in Beijing which.
A: you live in Xinjiekou North small five Article 13.
B: Ah, right, right, right.
A: is not it?
B: Yes.
A: home are good ah?
B: all good.
A: the old lady good ah?
B: Healthy.
A: big brother good ah?
B: also good ah.
A: sister-in-law good?
B: good.
A: children are going to school?
B: all went to school.
A: Give my regards to the old lady.
B: Thank you.
A: Oh.
A: Give my regards to the old lady.
B: six people.
A: six people are quite happy?
B: Each all good.
A: You live in a small five.
B: ah.
A: When I was a kid, I lived with you in the neighborhood.
B: Alas, we are neighbors.
A: I live in small six.
B: ah?
A: a hutong.
B: Yes, yes, yes.
A: I am a year older than you.
B: ah.
A: I am forty-five, you forty-four.
B: one year difference.
A: I was eight years old that year.
B: ah
A: that year you seven years old.
B: Yes.
A: We are playing together.
B: Hair children.
A: We are children.
B: good.
A: little brother.
B: Well.
A: grown up and classmates.
B: ah.
A: Now it is an old friend.
B: We are good friends.
A: We two old friends ah.
B: ah.
A: not the usual old friends.
B: What kind of friends are we?
A: We are two good friends with the same idea.
B: What do you mean by "friends with the same idea"?
A: is the same idea, like-minded.
B: Then you say.
A: Let's say if you are an activist ----
B: Then you?
A: I am the advanced elements.
B: This is right.
A: If you are a labor hero ----
B: What about you?
A: I am a production model.
B: good.
A: If you are an honorable military family ----
B: You?
A: I am the revolutionary family.
B: ah.
A: you have to say comedy ----
B: you?
A: I'm going to talk about comedy.
B: Oh.
A: you want to be an actor ----
B: you?
A: I will engage in literary.
B: Well.
A: you want to act in the movie ----
B: you?
A: I sing Beijing opera.
B: ooh!
A: you sportsman ----
B: you?
A: I athletes.
B: ho!
A: you are the champion ----
B: you?
A: I am a player.
B: ah.
A: You are the champion ----
B: Ah.
A: I am the first.
B: ooh!
A: you are left Shusheng ----
B: you?
A: I am Chen Jin Gang.
B: ah.
A: you want Liu Lifu ----
B: you?
A: I am Lu Hongxiang.
B: ooh!
A: you want big Lang Ping ----
B: you?
A: I am Sun Jinfang.
B: ooh ooh, interesting.
A: If you are a scientist ----
B: What about you?
A: I am the engineer.
B: ah.
A: you graduated from high school ----
B: you?
A: I'm a young man.
B: Oh.
A: you do small business children ----
B: you?
A: I do small business.
B: ah.
A: you want to sell goldfish children ----
B: you?
A: I will sell flower pots.
B: ah.
A: you want to sell duck pear children ----
B: you?
A: I will sell goldfish.
B: ah.
A: you want to sell straw hats ----
B: you?
A: I'll sell cooler ----
B: ah.
A: you sell tofu silk children ----
B: you?
A: I sell tofu skin children ----
B: Hey! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
A: you sell salted duck children ----
B: you?
A: I'm selling pig's feet in sauce.
B: ah.
A: you sell red fish worm ----
B: you?
A: I sell peanuts!
B: Hey hey hey, oops.
A: If you open a big deal ----
B: What about you?
A: I opened a big store.
B: ah.
A: If you are a big manager ----
B: You?
A: I am the big boss.
B: ooh!
A: If you are the big money ----
B: You?
A: I am the big capitalist.
B: ah.
A: If you are a big secret agent ----
B: You?
A: Then I am a big traitor!
B: Hey!
B: Hey!
A: You don't know what I mean.
A: You don't know what I mean.
A: We two are old friends.
B: Ah.
A: the gala child, say a joke, a joke this problem is not big.
B: ah, you just that is a joke with me?
A: joking.
B: You can be wrong.
A: what?
B: you this joke is too much fire.
A: Ouch, that I do not have a good grasp of the size.
B: alas.
A: this joke is a little too heavy.
B: I do not like to hear.
A: a little too much.
B: It is.
A: make you unhappy.
B: of course.
A: I'm sorry.
B: Eh.
A: This is my shortcoming.
B: alas.
A: my wrong.
B: Yes.
A: my mistake.
B: that is.
A: I'm sorry.
B: ah.
A: You apologize to me!
乙：(语塞)...... not ...... I apologize to you which?
A: should.
B: you apologize to me.
A: I apologize to you?
B: Alas.
A: How can I apologize to you?
B: how to apologize?
A: I give you the gift of reparation.
B: ah.
A: I bow to you.
B: do not be polite.
A: I make fun of you, this is a rude behavior.
B: that is.
A: Especially if it is excessive, it should not be.
B: ah.
A: I have to make up for my defects.
B: is it?
A: According to my level!
B: Ah.
A: I make up for my flaws in what way?
B: In what way?
A: I'll take a treat.
B: treats?
A: a treat, a reparation, on behalf of the apology.
B: Oh, you want to invite me.
A: ah.
B: OK.
A: I please please please.
B: OK.
A: I invite you to do what ah?
B: What do you do?
A: I invite you to watch a movie?
B: Now see the movie?
A: now see a little too late.
B: Yes.
A: Please eat candy?
B: Well?
A: eating sugar is too stingy, the audience laughs, this person is not generous.
B: alas.
A: Please eat popsicles, the day cooler stomach. To ask you to chew watermelon rind it ----
B: ah ---- you this? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it!
A: can not eat.
B: how to gnaw can not?
A: you do not know that kind of technology.
B: I so adults will not chew watermelon rind?
A: gnawing watermelon rind which is a specialized child technology.
B: then you say how to gnaw it?
A: There is a kind of essentials.
B: you say.
A: is to gnaw horizontally to quench the thirst.
B: ah.
A: vertical gnawing face.
B: ho!
A: vertical nibble wash face.
A: I think anyway.
B: ah.
A: I have to please please please.
B: How do you please me?
A: please you do?
B: ah.
A: I have to think of a good idea.
B: You study.
A: Well, there is an idea.
A: Well, I have an idea.
A: I buy you a pair of shoes.
A: I'll buy you a pair of shoes.
A: not.
B: ah?
A: I don't know what size you wear.
B: You see.
A: buy you a pair of pants ----
B: line!
A: I do not know what you love material.
A: I don't know what you like!
A: Let's put it this way.
B: ah.
A: You go to my house.
B: why go ah?
A: tomorrow to my home ah!
B: ah.
A: I invite you to dinner.
A: I'll invite you to dinner.
A: good?
B: good!
A: I invite you to dinner.
B: OK!
A: you love to eat noodles love to eat rice?
B: Beijing people love to eat noodles.
A: love noodles?
B: ah.
A: Spring is here.
B: Well.
A: Let's eat some spring cake.
B: OK.
A: This is Beijing's favorite food.
B: ah.
A: spring cake is also a pancake.
B: ah.
A: I will give you six pancakes.
A: I'll cook you six pancakes.
A: can not eat the rest.
B: ah.
A: The main food.
B: you give me a few what dishes?
A: I'll fry some fish for you.
B: can.
A: fry some fish, fry some shrimp.
B: ah.
A: fried fish fried shrimp fried bird Qiaoer.
B: Alas.
A: fried dry pills fried grasshopper, steamed shark's fin shrimp head, pot roast ......
B: ...... you wait a moment.
A: duck beak chicken claws sheep horns donkey hooves.
B: This donkey hooves have fried to eat it?
B: The donkey's hooves are fried and eaten, right?
A: ah.
B: You do not have to fry.
A: what?
B: the pancake ah, you get me a box of button ice nail roll on it.
A: Why?
B: too hard. After eating my cheeks all rotten.
A: too ...... hard?
B: ah.
A: give you some soft and.
B: That's right.
A: cooking a pancake.
B: ah.
A: give you a bowl of tofu brain roll.
乙：(语塞)这......烙饼卷豆腐脑儿啊？
A: fried vegetables.
B: Alas, fry a few dishes.
A: to your fried spinach ---- fried spinach fried leeks fried patchouli soup yellow cabbage to play some sweet noodle sauce to buy some sheep fern onions to get some turnip strips.
B: ho!
A: I have a relative living in Tianjin small station.
B: ah.
A: sent five pounds of rice station. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that, and I'm going to be able to do that.
B: ah.
A: Our brother and sister are eating dry porridge to fill the gap to eat and drink enough you do that side I sit here
B: ah.
A: we are small stomach on the string ----
B: how to say this?
A: play (talk) heart.
B: Oh, interesting.
A: Well?
B: well well well.
A: tomorrow morning at 10:30, do not see.
B: I must go.
A: I'll wait for you at home.
B: I will go.
A: ah.
B: Alas, you wait a moment.
They're not the only ones.
A: not far.
B: where ah?
A: Zhangjiakou.
B: (speech) Zhang ...... not go. Eat a pancake run trip Zhangjiakou ah?
A: Xizhimen head Zhangjia Hutong mouth.
B: Hey, you say clearly!
A: Zhangjia hutong mouth to go in twelve and a half.
B: Alas? ----
A: tomorrow you arrive home ......
B: (interrupt) what is called twelve and a half which?
A: last year hail to 10,000 people under the half angle to go!
B: Hey!
B: Hey!
A: twelve.
B: Alas.
A: I'm waiting for you at home.
B: I must go.
A: Remember my name.
B: ah.
A: the twelfth ah.
This is a very good idea.
B: pancakes and vegetables.
A: look for me.
B: You invite me.
A: Let's eat pancakes.
B: Alas.
A: fried and vegetables.
B: See you there.
A: just delayed your performance, affecting the audience to see the program.
B: Alas.
A: Sorry everyone.
B: you treat on the line.
A: You stay.
B: Oh, go slowly.
A: You perform.
B: You go slowly.
A: See you tomorrow.
B: I do not send you.
A: pancakes and vegetables.
B: You take it easy.
A: I'll see you there.
B: I do not send you.
A: You stay.
B: You go slowly.
A: (continue to be polite)
B: You go slowly.
A: You're not going to be able to do that.
A: polite over the fire.
B: go you na.
A: pancakes and vegetables.
B: Alas.
A: I'm going.
B: goodbye goodbye.
A: See you.
A: See you later.
B: (laughs farewell) huh huh.
A: I do not have a hat, right?
B: No you which, no.
A: No you which, no. You came like this.
A: Heh. (Leave)
B: alas, this comrade is not bad. Just met children invited me to dinner. He left, you listen to me alone. This comic has a person to say there are two people to say ...... (A back)
A: Mr. Du ah!
B: ah.
A: we do not need to eat pancakes fried and vegetables!
B: Why not eat again?
A: pancake that thing, it looks good not delicious. Eat up not enameled time.
B: ah.
A: a moment of hunger.
B: ah.
A: your body is so healthy, so porcelain to eat that thing which line to go?
B: how to do that?
A: I give you some porcelain.
B: What to eat?
A: I'll cook you two scales.
B: (speech) to ...... alas, the best ah, you give me two more iron ball.
A: can also ah.
乙：什么也可以! The first time I saw this, it was a very good idea.
A: Yes, the porcelain meal.
B: Alas.
A: I'll give you stewed beef pancakes.
B: This can be greedy.
A: buy it five pounds of beef to fat and thin.
B: I can not eat so much.
A: can not eat the rest.
B: ah.
A: I have a friend in Shanxi Yangquan just back.
B: ooh.
A: with a Shanxi Yangquan casserole.
B: ah.
A: casserole stewed beef, branded some screw turner cake, tearing and eating to relieve the boredom.
B: ho!
A: drink some iced sugar water, scrape the intestines to go greasy.
B: Great!
A: But there is one thing.
B: ah.
A: casserole beef stew, you a dish too monotonous.
B: Alas, a little less.
A: In order to please you.
B: how to do?
A: In order to apologize, hard hard it.
B: ah.
A: give up the give up it.
B: ho!
A: I have an old hen.
B: ah.
A: I put this old hen slaughtered!
A: I'll kill this old hen!
A: buy it a pound of chestnuts.
A: buy it a pound of chestnuts.
A: casserole beef stew, cassoulet chestnut chicken.
B: Ho.
A: The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
A: how?
B: good!
A: This old hen ah.
B: ah.
A: I tell you, this beef sense of five pounds, twenty pounds I'm willing to give up!
B: ho!
A: This old hen is not an old friend, say what I can not give you to eat.
B: Why?
A: Listen to me.
B: How?
A: I'm this old hen and big, and fat, laying eggs and more, years and old.
B: ah.
A: old hen.
B: old hen?
A: old simply ...... old too cute!
B: especially old?
A: ah!
B: you say it is old to what extent?
A: old to what extent, even I do not know.
B: Oh.
A: We have a Zhao Er grandmother in the yard told me.
B: How?
A: said that this old hen is two years younger than my mother.
乙：(语塞) ho! You are chicken essence ah this!
B: (Stuffed) ho!
A: If the generation, I have to call it the second aunt!
B: Hey!
B: Hey!
B: Hey!
A: I'm not going to call you a "friend"!
A: this time in order to invite you, we will casserole beef stew.
B: cassoulet chestnut chicken.
A: the screws turn a little bit of cake.
B: good!
A: Zhangjia Hutong mouth!
B: I'll see you there.
A: twelve.
B: I will go.
A: ten thirty.
B: OK.
A: I'll see you there.
B: It's done.
A: Goodbye.
B: Goodbye.
A: do not bow to you. The old bow is a little bit of the same. There is no point.
B: Shake hands.
A: Shake hands. Shake hands and go, see you tomorrow.
B: I will not send you.
A: Tomorrow will go.
B: You go slowly.
A: I'm not wearing a coat, right?
B: No, you na. (A walk) oops, really good, and changed the stew meat pancakes. You still listen to me. One person is a monologue, two people is a duologue. (A back)
A: Ah, Mr. Du ah!
B: ah?
A: We do not need to eat stewed meat pancakes!
B: this stewed meat pancake how also do not eat?
A: stew that thing it does not suck ah!
B: it you do not stew it rotten ah!
A: I invite you to eat some good, everyone heard that all pick thumbs!
B: What ah?
A: Please eat your head!
B: (speech plug) nest ...... feed ...... nest ah?
A: Yes!
B: Then you eat on my place to go!
A: What?
B: the old society to eat the nest ate me cold heart.
A: the nest with the nest is not the same.
B: What are the two kinds of nest ah?
A: What kind of noodles do you have?
B: I'm the nest of the stick surface.
A: with me this is not the same ah!
B: you that?
A: I this millet noodles.
B: This is not the same well this.
A: plus some corn flour.
A: I added a little cornmeal.
B: What is different?
A: What is the style of your nest?
B: the top of a tip, the bottom of a hole ah.
A: different from me this ah.
B: you that?
A: I have a hole on the top and a tip at the bottom!
B: Hey!
B: Hey, he turned the head of the nest!
A: I have a lot of face.
B: What kind of face ah?
A: There are stick noodles, corn noodles, river rice noodles, water chestnut noodles, water chestnut noodles, green silk, red silk, rose, small jujube, walnut nuts, hazelnut nuts.
B: ah.
A: persimmon frost crystal cake big chicken children a hair should be named nest head actual big trough cake!
B: ho!
A: also known as eight treasure big nest!
B: really good!
A: the name of the fast can not do.
A: The main purpose of the program is to provide the best possible service to the public!
B: ah!
A: how?
B: good!
A: Let's take this nest!
B: ah ...... but dry to eat the nest he dry a little.
A: dry a little?
B: ah.
A: dry a bit to you to boil some porridge.
B: Yes.
A: If you don't like porridge, I'll cook you some noodles.
A: If you don't like congee, I'll cook you some noodles.
A: buy you five boxes of noodles.
A: buy you five boxes of noodles.
A: six pounds of eggs, four pounds of brown sugar to you please a catalyst mother.
B: (speech) this ......
A: you see okay?
B: ah.
A: not to send you to the maternity hospital.
B: Yes, yes, yes, back to it and I'll raise a big fat boy.
A: That's how it is done.
B: what so do!
A: We'll be the head of the nest.
B: the head of the nest.
A: Alas.
B: the nest hanging noodles.
A: tomorrow 10:30.
B: Well you na.
A: See you there.
B: See you later.
A: Bye, bye.
B: See you later, bye.
A: See you later, bye!
B: ah.
A: I did not ride a motorcycle to it?
B: ho, oops. (A walk) this even the liver is poor, you see it? This nest is not necessarily eaten. You can also listen to me. This two people are counterparts, a person is a single mouth. (A back)
A: I said Mr. Du ah.
B: ah.
A, B: We do not need to eat the nest!
B: Let's drink some kerosene!
A: Kerosene is too expensive!
B: Let's drink some cold water!
A: I can't pick the cold water.
B: (teeth) we go to the river to drink!
A: so it is done!
A, B: Ha ha ha!
B: Go!
A: How do you blast me out?
B: you in the end to invite me not to invite me?
A: please please please please.
B: ah.
A: just kidding.
A: I'm just kidding.
B: ah?
A: not eat at home.
B: What's going on?
A: home to eat too cheap.
B: ah.
A: There is no good food.
B: Well.
A: we two outside.
B: where ah?
A: we two Beijing Restaurant.
B: Beijing Hotel?
A: senior restaurant!
B: please I eat what?
A: Please a few masters to do a national dishes to us, North and South banquet.
B: Beijing Hotel?
A: Yes!
B: please I eat the national dishes, North and South full seat?
A: Well.
B: I'm not looking down on you.
A: Yes?
A: I'm not looking down on you.
B: North and South full seat?
A: Alas.
B: today so do.
A: how to do?
B: with the audience, you will be the national dishes North and South of the dish name on the three samples of five samples to me on the support of your treats.
A: You say this word a little underestimate me.
B: ah?
A: I only need to say the name of the dish on a few kinds of on behalf of the please you?
A: I just need to say the name of a few dishes to represent the invitation?
A: I said!
B: say!
A: You listen!
B: ah.
A: the national dishes north and south full seat I am going to ask you to eat on the four dry four fresh four candied fruit, four cold meat three sweet bowl four snacks.
B: Oh?
B: Oh? What do you mean by four dry?
A: four dry is black melon seeds white melon seeds walnut dipping son sugar almonds.
B: four fresh?
A: Beishan apple Shenzhou peach Guangdong Lychee Guilin horseshoe.
B: four candied fruit?
A: plum orange cake round meat melon strips.
B: four cold meat?
A: the whole sheep's liver, slippery crab legs, white chicken fried pork ribs.
B: three sweet bowl?
A: Lotus congee almond children tea sugar steamed eight treasures rice.
B: four snacks?
A: hibiscus cake lama cake deep-fried aloe fried Lantern.
B: really a lot!
A: really bad ah?
A: It's really not good.
B: really a lot.
A: really a lot of ah?
B: ah.
A: really not a lot of this is the pressure on the table plate to set up the appearance, willing to eat to eat a couple of mouths are not willing to eat to put it a lot of ah?
withdrawn to the side, the real North and South dishes this came up.
B: you slowly say after what dishes.
A: after the first big dish is steamed lamb.
B: This is a big dish!
A: After the children have which.
B: ah?
A: After the children and steamed bear paws.
B: Oh?
A: steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, oven pig, oven duck, chicken, bacon, pine flowers, small belly, drying meat, sausage. Assorted Su Pan'er, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight treasures pig ......
B: really a lot.
A: river rice stuffed duck
B: ah.
A: cans of pheasant, cans of quail, brine pieces, brine goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, silverfish, quite a few ah?
Steamed hash ants, braised duck silk, braised duck waist, braised duck strips, clear mix duck silk, yellow heart tube.
B: ah.
A: stewed white eel, stewed eel, black bean catfish, pot-broiled carp, pot-broiled catfish, steamed snapper, catch fried carp, catch fried shrimp, soft fried tenderloin, soft fried chicken, mixed set of intestines, sesame crispy rolls, brine and boiled chilly crow children.
B: ho!
A: slip fresh mushrooms.
B: ah.
A: Buttermilk fish breast, buttermilk fish maw, buttermilk fish bone, buttermilk fish fillet, vinegar buttermilk pork fillet, braised three fresh children, braised white mushrooms, braised pigeon eggs, fried silver wire, braised eel, fried white shrimp, choked green clams, fried noodle fish, bamboo shoots, hibiscus swallows, fried shrimp, braised shrimp, braised cashew flower, braised sea cucumber.
B: ah.
A: pot-broiled sea cucumber, pot-broiled quite a few ah?
Cabbage.
B: ah.
A: fried open ear, fried chicken.
B: ho!
A: and cinnamon wings.
B: ah.
A: steamed shark's fin, fried bird of prey, fried pieces, fried pork ribs, steamed river scallop column, sugar but gravy rice, mixed shredded chicken, mixed shredded tripe, mixed tofu, mixed ding'er!
B: enough!
A: bad duck, bad crab.
A: bad duck, bad crab.
A: bad fish, bad but fish slices, but crab meat, fried crab meat, crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed bonnet, fried squash, stuffed melon, stewed melon, stewed chicken palms, stewed duck palms, stewed bamboo shoots, choking wild rice, eggplant dry sun stove meat, duck soup, crab meat soup, a big bowl of children more pepper hot and spicy la three fresh muxi soup!
B: can not eat it!
A: the back of a lot of ah?
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this one!
B: ah.
A: the back of the child and red meatballs, white meatballs, fried meatballs, fried meatballs, fried meatballs, four happy balls, fresh shrimp meatballs, fish meatballs, buckwheat fried meatballs, tofu meatballs, blanch meatballs, a product of the meat, cherry meat, horse teeth meat, stewed meat, cassoulet meat, altar meat, meat in small quantities of water, buckled meat, meat, pine meat, canned meat, burned meat, roasted meat!
B: Ah!
A: Big meat, white meat! Soy sauce tofu meat, red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, soy sauce tofu elbow, steak elbow, simmered mutton, sauced mutton, roasted mutton, roasted mutton, five-spice mutton, popped mutton, blanch three samples, popped three samples, braised silversilver, braised loose dan, simmered white minced meat, three fresh shark's fin, chestnut chicken! These dishes you love to eat do not love to eat?
B: love a lot of ah?
Eat!
A: love to eat can not eat!
This is the first time I've seen this.