She said it was not funny, and she couldn't be right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to tell the truth, so I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said that maybe my teacher might be a member of the Animal Protection Association. He said they like animals very much. I like animals too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher asked me to go to the principal's office. I told the headmaster what happened, and he smiled, and then told me never to do it again.

In class the next day, the teacher asked me what my favorite living animal was. I told her that I like chicken. She asked me why, and I told her because you used it to make fried chicken. She asked me to put the principal's office. He smiled and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but when I tell the truth, my teacher doesn't like it. Today, the teacher asked me who I admire most.

I told her it was Connor Sanders. Guess where I am now? (Ha, it should be the principal's office)

Note: Connor Sanders is the founder of KFC.