Roommate said that he was autistic and could not study, so he had to stop studying first to solve his autism. I said, "See a doctor?" He: "The doctor is not me. How do I know what I am thinking and how to treat me? " Me: "Ask your parents to help you." He: "My parents can't help me, only I can solve it myself." Me: "Then you should solve it quickly. Learning is very important. " He: "I don't know how to solve it. I can only do it in a daze every day. "

This is his daily life:

1. Set the alarm clock at 6:30 every morning, and it will ring once every ten minutes, at least three times. Usually turn off the alarm clock when you get impatient for the fourth time, but you sleep until eight o'clock every time.

2. Spend 60% of the day staring blankly on the balcony and seat to solve the problem of autism.

Besides being in a daze, I'm playing the glory of the king, and I'm often rude. I have been playing for more than 2 years, and now I am in Platinum.

Never go to the canteen, always order takeout or go out to eat, and talk to me about what is more fragrant and delicious every day. There are midnight snacks every night, two cups of milk tea and Wallace on Saturday.

Classic quotations:

1. Set the alarm clock to six o'clock on Sunday night before the end of this semester, saying that I don't have time to review, don't care about sleeping, and hurry up, and then ask me at noon on Wednesday, "Did you take the garbage bag?" "We have nine bags of garbage bags, that's enough, brother." "Oh, it doesn't matter. I am very free. I need to find something to do. "

2. "I am not lazy. I hate being called lazy. "

3. "I'm not making excuses, I'm really sick! You are not completely in my position, so you don't understand! "

4. "What should I eat today?"

5. "What are you doing?" "Go to the library" "Do you want to review?" "No, you are too noisy. I'm going there to think about life. "

6. "Thinking about life is very important, so I can solve my psychological problems."

7. Once he was blocked because of his qq friend number and borrowed 600 yuan from him. Later, he didn't return it. He realized that it was a scam, so he went to the police. "I may have guessed the cause of my psychological problems." "What is the reason?" "I should be too simple and kind."

In addition, my roommate is now a sophomore and has been thinking about life since last year. He failed three courses in his freshman year. Now he often goes to the police station to ask for 600 yuan for his final exam, but he still eats supper every day without reviewing.