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Ko and the beautiful brother's meal

Two lost young women, two lost young women

Live together.

Yugong and Moza lived in the same dormitory for four years. It was not until today that he discovered that this guy was actually a rich man.

The reason is that Gong Yu went to Moza's office to find food. Moza was busy and said casually, "There are cookies in the drawer. Help yourself. "

As a result, Gong Yu opened the drawer and didn't see the biscuits, but he saw the purchase contract at the top. Gong Yu's eyes were straight, so he took it out and gasped. Shit! Actually, there are still two copies. The first copy is a duplex room with an area of 180, and the delivery date is the year after next. The next one is a well-decorated, fully furnished existing house, 100 square meter, with two rooms and two halls, with superior location and luxurious decoration.

The two houses add up to nearly 10 million yuan, which is actually a one-time cash payment. The bottom buyer's signature is Moza's name-Mei Hao.

Perhaps Gong Yu's expression was too exaggerated, which attracted the attention of a colleague passing by, so a colleague leaned over and took a look, hehe! I was shocked, too.

So as expected, the single men in the whole company were surprised, and Moza suddenly became a street mouse. Yugong shook him violently: "Brother Mei said you said, why didn't you take me with you when you robbed the bank?" ! "

Colleagues are also very sad: "Meimei, do you still have money in the lottery?" Buy us a house, too! " "

"Meimei, why are you a rich man lurking in the proletariat for a long time?"

Yu Gong was angry from the heart: "When you were studying, you pretended to be poor and asked me for fifty dollars several times!" " "

"You think I want to, I'm really poor!" Moza, who was stunned by Yu Gong, tried to break free. "I secretly reported the A computer for the college entrance examination, but I didn't report the Z management that my dad took a fancy to. My father gives me 600 yuan for living expenses every month. Shit, I still regret it. If I had known there was a sandstorm in Beijing and there was a third child, I wouldn't have come! "

Xiao Nai, who was supposed to keep order, heard that she was actually compared to a sandstorm, immediately stopped moving forward, turned around, took out her mobile phone and began to broadcast the scene slightly.

Moza was pushed into the corner by the excited crowd step by step, and he had to shout, "Stop pressing, I'll treat you to dinner!" " Please eat! "

After work, Mei Ge took everyone to eat seafood with her purse, except Xiao Nai. The whole company is out, and the lineup is strong. At dinner, Moza confessed honestly: "My parents came last week. I don't want to go back to my hometown They bought me a wife before going home. "

He didn't say nothing, but when he said so, everyone's anger, which had been quelled by seafood, flared up again.

"Mama of, then why buy two sets? You want to marry two daughters-in-law! "

Mozzata-_-|||

Seeing that a group fight was about to be staged in the box, Moza used his quick wits and suddenly gave birth to a deadly trap that made them kill each other. He pretended to be suddenly enlightened: "by the way, I almost forgot that there is a vacant room in the house where I live now." Which one of you wants to live? " No rent. "

Everyone was stunned first, and then they all shouted, "Me! ! ! "

The noise was so loud that Moza shook his hand and almost dropped the oyster. "That room is a little small, only one person can live, you ..."

Look around in a pretentious way.

Hearing the news, the monkey wine from a big family grabbed his hand and said, "Brother, we have lived together for four years. You can't abandon me at this time. "

Yu Gong pushed him away: "Go away, you have a postgraduate dormitory, and my brother Mei and I took a bath. Can you compete? "

Company colleague A: "Gong Yu, if you want to think clearly, find a girlfriend in the future and go to your house. Damn it, don't lie to Mei Ge's house."

The foolish old man said shamelessly, "That's just right. My wife and I have been with Mei Ge all our lives. "

Everyone was defeated by him. "You are embarrassed."

A colleague of the art department vomited: "Look how chaotic this relationship is! Meimei, how many green hats did you wear for ko? "

Everyone thought of the "marriage" relationship between Meimei and ko, and looked at ko, who had been silent, and saw him sitting at the bottom, without lifting his eyelids, silently peeling crabs.

Moza coughed and twisted the crooked building back: "In short, we are all brothers, and I have a bad conscience about who I live with ~ ~ ~ Well, you can discuss it, just tell me the result."

Everyone's attention immediately turned back from ko, and a new round of mutual demolition began. The scene of the group fight instantly turned into a "mutual fight", and Moza took the opportunity to take a bite, which made him feel great.

In this way, I ate a messy meal. When checking out, the waitress stood beside Moza with a smile: "Thank you for your patronage, one yuan."

Colleagues were shocked: "So expensive?"

Seafood is definitely not cheap, but I didn't expect it to be so expensive. I didn't know the price before I came.

In everyone's slightly guilty expression, Moza gently swiped the card and signed it, and then sighed faintly: "I have been keeping a low profile for too long, and I almost forgot the feeling of spending money like running water."

The guilt dissipated immediately, and everyone was thundered down. Of course there are exceptions. A man looked at Meimei with two eyes: "It's too expensive. This gesture of swiping a card is not an eyebrow, but it is obviously less eyebrows! "

After eating seafood, Mei Shao took everyone to sing, and a group of people didn't disperse until midnight.

The next day is Saturday. Moza was going to sleep until noon, but the doorbell didn't ring until after nine in the morning. Moza, he mumbled and got up to open the door. Who could it be? Security guard? Neighbors? Just moved here. No one knows that he lives here.

I opened the door, only to find it standing outside the door-

Ko？

Is he still awake?

“KO？” Moza said in surprise, "Why are you here?"

KO was expressionless and raised two plastic bags in his right hand: "Go through the back door."

"Ah?" Moza looked blankly at the fish tail exposed in the plastic bag. Ko walked past him, went straight to the kitchen, made a tour and came out.

"There is nothing in your kitchen."

"Eldest brother, I just moved in a few days ago."

Ko walked back to the living room without saying a word, turned on the computer, opened Word and started typing. Later, the printer brushed out a piece of paper.

Ko took it to Moza: "Change clothes and go to the supermarket to buy it according to the paper."

Moza looked down at the things on the paper-wok, pan, rice cooker, purple casserole, spatula, oven, microwave oven, electric baking pan, soy sauce, chicken essence and so on.

Mozzata swallowed and looked up at KO like an alien.

"Can you cook?"

Ke said calmly, "Master."

Moza, he was struck by lightning.

"I'll go?"

Ke nodded.

"What about you?"

"Wash vegetables."

"Oh." Moza looked at the blank sheet of paper silently for a long time. "What is an electric baking pan? What shape of spatula do you want? Wood or iron or stainless steel? "

"..." Ke: "I'll go with you."

Moza took his wallet and ko to a nearby supermarket. ko was there. He brushed things and called a delivery master to send them upstairs.

After the delivery master left.

"The pot chopsticks have just been cleaned, and it will be slower today." Ke raised his hand and looked at his watch. "Go to play games and come out for dinner in two hours."

Moza watched him go to the back of the kitchen and decided to go to bed. Maybe after waking up, KO disappeared. Why is it so dreamy?

Although I thought I was dreaming, two hours later, Moza appeared in the restaurant on time, and then looked at the dishes that seemed to appear out of thin air on the table and couldn't help but swallow.

Boiled fish, fried hairy crabs with rice cakes, baked chicken wings with egg yolk, shredded potatoes with green peppers and tomato boxes are all his favorites! Moza was about to pounce without dignity when ko came out with two bowls of rice in her apron. "Wash your hands."

Moza couldn't bear to wash her hands, so she brushed it twice and came out. He sat at the dining table and ate two chicken wings in a blink of an eye. Ko asked, "Is it delicious?"

"Hey, I ate!" Moza's inarticulate answer picked up half a hairy crab. "ko, you are too virtuous to cook."

"Before I came to the company, my full-time job was a chef."

Moza stopped biting the crab leg and looked at him in a daze.

Chef? It suddenly occurred to him that this man used to be a first-class hacker, so when he was a hacker, he was actually cooking in the kitchen? !

Do you want to be so legendary!

Moza's pride, once the top scholar in the province, was seriously hurt again after meeting Xiao Nai: "What university did you graduate from?"

MD, now he can only find some dignity in school. He doesn't believe that there is a bigger and better school in China.

"Nine-year compulsory education."

Huh?

Ko looked at Moza's puzzled face and explained flatly: "When I was fourteen, there was no one at home. I have no money and I can't continue my studies. "

Moza, he's embarrassed. He seems to have asked the wrong question. I have a heart to comfort him, but I'm really not the material to comfort people. I can only honestly say, "You are very strong now, much better than those people in our famous universities. Although you have lost to Lao San before, it is definitely not that you are inferior to him in technology, but that your character is nobler than him = = "

Ke looked at him, was silent for a while, and then said, "I know."

Moza = = He can't help being depressed. Really, I'll be polite. Are you serious?

After half an hour, all the plates were empty. Moza leaned back with a chubby stomach and burped contentedly.

"I want to stay." Ke said across the table.

"ah? Hiccup ~ ~ ~ "Moza's blood is concentrated in his stomach. Obviously, his brain is a little slow.

"I'll cook."

"……"

"I'll do the dishes."

"……"

"I'll tow it."

"……"

"I wash clothes."

"……"

"I do everything."

KO glanced at someone who was dull and added meaningfully, "Do you want me to live?"

Moza burst into tears: "Yes."

A round of negotiations is over! Ko nodded and went into the kitchen to start washing dishes.

One night not long after, Moza was stripped naked and put on the bed, and began to eat bite by bite. When he yelled at his ass afterwards, brother KO calmly smoked afterwards and said, "I said it on the first day I came, and you didn't object."

Moza glared at him. "When did you say that?"

Ke: "Do you remember the first sentence I said that day?"

"I don't remember ..." Then again, the brains of high flyers are not used for decoration. Moza recalled it a little and remembered it.

He remembers that when he opened the door that day, he asked, "Why are you here?"

KO…………

It seems to be an answer: "Go through the back door."

Shit! ! !

"Remember?" Ko pinched the cigarette in his hand and put it in the ashtray beside the bed: "I said it again later."

Moza, he doesn't remember this time. "What time is there?" "I said, cooking, mopping the floor, washing clothes ... I do everything." Ke stared at him and spoke slowly, as if black flames were burning in his eyes.

Moza, he is so nervous that he is going crazy: "What's wrong with this sentence? ! ! ! "

Contrary to his eyes, KO said in a still calm tone, "do anything, including fuck you."

"..." Moza's chrysanthemums are tight, and her face is full of cows.

( 1)

Time: Mo K just moved in together, she is still alive □

One day, Moza said furtively, "Sister, I finally know what KO's salary is."

He asked with a little interest, "How much is it?"

Mozzata was indignant: "MD, more than me."

Looking at him silently, I feel very abnormal.

Moza felt ashamed: "What eyes are you looking at!" "

He coughed slightly and said, "Haha, no, by the way, brother, how do you know his salary?"

Moza proudly said, "He wants to rent it to me. Well, I said he didn't have to give it. My brother Mei is such a haggard person. "

All right. But he insisted on giving it, and he had to pay for food or something, so he left me his salary card, hahaha. "

Someone smiled and said, "Sister, your internship salary is still in the third hand."

"..." Twist a head slightly: "Brother ~ ~ Is it really worth being so proud that a man manages a salary card for another man?

? "

Moza, he froze.

Slightly floating.

(2)

Time: Not long after living together.

Zhiyi company has a strange place, that is, there is no front desk, but the younger brother at the front desk is often bullied.

Occupy the position, and then gradually become the administration and front desk.

Who occupied it? Zhiyi's programmers. This bad habit was caused by Mozart. Every time I can't write a program, I get stuck.

Sometimes, I like to pose at the front desk for inspiration. Later, everyone got into this bad habit. When there is a collective bottleneck,

Zhiyi's front desk will be crowded with several handsome guys ... it will be a spectacle.

On this day, I came to see Xiao Naiwei and saw Mozha at the front desk. I was shocked and said, "Brother, you have gained weight!" "

"..." Moza turned his head painfully: "Being locked up is like this."

Huh? Sweating slightly: "Brother, didn't you just move to a new home?" Why are you locked up? "

"I'm locked in my own house," Moza said gloomily.

Slightly admire: "you can do such a difficult thing, brother." Really amazing! "

Mozart mused, "That sounds the same. Give me food and drink, give me a salary card, hmm. "

Slightly thoughtful, he said with a grain of salt after half a day: "Brother, my internship salary is also for the Great God, so I will keep the Great God."

Really? "

(3)

Time: after mo k rolled the sheets many times.

One day, Moza protested to him slightly: "The third child really went too far. You tell him not to give KO so much.

Shit, I hardly have time to cook dinner for me. "

Slightly: "Ah? Oh. "

So when I was dating Xiao Naiwei, I conveyed Moza's meaning by the way. Then I also felt strange: "Hey!"

Strange, why didn't ko tell you this and let the beautiful brother tell me? "

Shaw nai said quietly, "it's normal. This is the so-called lady diplomacy. "

Slightly: "..."

Supermarket Ji

Supermarket Ji

On this day, Moza and KO went to the supermarket, and a beautiful woman passed by with a fragrant wind. Moza followed him with her eyes, beautiful.

I smiled at him.

Moza, he can't help thinking a lot and turning around frequently. KO said with a straight face, "Don't look, I'm better than her."

Moza despised him: "where are you better than others?" Look at that figure! "

"I'm better."

"Shit, where are you?"

KO's unusual tone: "You said too much last night."

Moza almost suspected that he had heard wrong, and immediately became angry from embarrassment after the reaction: "Go away, where did I say?"

Ke glanced at him.

Ok ... well, he did say it, but ... Mozzata said angrily, "Is this a compliment?"

"This is an important part of the body."

"……! ! !" Moza was speechless and could only deny it. "I didn't say anything."

"I didn't say it, you called it."

"... you you you, Lao tze said no, no! "

"Oh, come back tonight."

Moza's earlobe is red and bleeding. He pretended to look around and saw another beautiful woman floating by. Look on purpose to annoy someone.

My eyes are gone, and my mouth is still full of admiration.

"Good good, looking at is intellectual beauty. What is the most superficial number, or the connotation is important. "

KO also took a look and commented, "The food I bought is too old to cook."

"The nails are too long, I can't use the computer, I won't play games with you, and I won't help you steal the computer of the female star you like.

Family portrait. "

Do I want you to steal it? Do I want you to steal it? I just said that people are beautiful and you steal them yourself, and they don't wear makeup or ps.

, all disillusioned. ...

"The waist is too thin, the body is thin, and there is no strength to help you wipe your back and help you eat."

Waist! Moza was angry. "Where are your eyes?" ! Who told you to look so carefully! Take back your eyes!

"

Ke: "..."

Beauty smiles, beauty attacks his wife's combination boxing (outline)

Ko has been studying the weather forecast since he lived in Moza's house. After a long time, he finally chose today.

Today's weather is sunny in the morning and thunderstorms in the afternoon.

Tomorrow will be cloudy with showers.

The day after tomorrow will be cloudy with showers.

Drying index, not suitable.

Ko drew a circle on the calendar and moved all his bedding, sheets and pillows to the balcony early in the morning. Moza went to the balcony to get a shirt in his underwear (he gave the room with a balcony to ko to cook some dishes), and he was shocked to see the balcony full of things.

"bask in the quilt."

Ko walked past him without squinting, leaving a sentence: "It's a beautiful day today."

They went to work after breakfast. It was dark at noon, followed by a violent thunderstorm that lasted for half an hour.

Moza gloated at ko in msn: "Your quilt is finished, hahaha."

Ko: "I will sleep with you at night."

Mozzata: "Why!"

Ko said nothing. He sent me a document. As soon as Moza opens it, shit! It's all food pictures!

Moza's saliva dripped down, and he replied to ko without hesitation: "Young master let you sleep!" "

In fact, if Moza knows a little about the efficacy of these dishes given to him by ko, he will find that these dishes have one thing in common, that is,

-Strong essence and aphrodisiac = =

In the evening, ko did cook a table of dishes according to the pictures sent to him, and Moza was extremely satisfied. When it was time to go to bed, ko climbed into his bed on time and spontaneously took away half a pillow.

Mo Zhen was not used to sleeping with someone on a pillow, so he withdrew: "Damn you, you pervert, what's wrong with the pillow?" It's gone now, right? Why don't you take a dress under it? "

In the dark, ko said silently, "eat eel noodles tomorrow morning."

Moza, he silently stuffed the pillow back in half.

I don't know if it's because of ko that Moza can't sleep. Then, he actually feels hot and dry, and somewhere he is quietly becoming an animal.

Shit, why is it today .........................................................................................................................................................................

Moza can't sleep, can't sleep, but stands proudly somewhere. Moza is proud of his complete function and depressed about his incomplete life.

Ko's name was called twice in a low voice, but Ko didn't respond. Moza put his hand down slowly, but he hesitated again. Why not go to the bathroom to solve it?

While hesitating, who knows that place was first covered by warm palms. Breathing was close at hand, and ko said, "let me help you."

……

Because it was cloudy the next day and there was a shower on the third day, the quilt didn't dry for n consecutive days, and ko and Moza didn't think of going to the supermarket to buy a new set. In a word, in the n days when ko quilt was not dry, they helped each other many times in a friendly way in the dark night.

Moza, he doesn't know how he became such an animal these days. It's so exciting. Not a person!

When the quilt finally dried, ko moved back to his room. Then some strange things happened one after another. For example, ko found bugs in her room and sealed the room with pesticides. For example, when she was in bask in the quilt, the quilt dropped and disappeared, and so on. They slept together several times.

Moza, he was used to sleeping, but suddenly, nothing happened to Ko. For a whole month, he slept peacefully in his room.

For a day or two, Moza felt nothing. One day a week later, after ko cooked a sumptuous oyster dinner, Moza found that the night began to be a bit difficult.

It's too ws to help yourself, and aspiring young people don't do it. But how dare he ask ko to move back?

Mozzata couldn't sleep well, couldn't sleep well, and finally won the first prize in Z province. A brain with a high flyer helped him!

Moza began to study the weather forecast, and a few days later, his eyes lit up.

Today's weather is sunny in the morning and thunderstorms in the afternoon.

Moza, he has decided on bask in the quilt!

Follow up:

When a small attack is going to do something bad, God will help. The weather forecast is not allowed when the victim is going to do something bad. It didn't rain that day.

Moza is in his office looking at the sun outside the window. He is so worried that he can't sit still after work. He slipped home first, filled a large basin of water with a washbasin and poured it on his quilt on the balcony.

When ko came back, Moza immediately ran up and angrily accused: "md, it actually rained today, and my quilt was wet."

Ko looked at the innocent sun outside: "I don't think I saw rain."

Moza said with a straight face, "The weather forecast says it will rain locally."

Locally confined to a balcony, I have to say that God's micro-operation is still very powerful. ...

Eat meat pie

On this day, Mo K and his wife worked overtime at night. When they got home, it was already past eight. When they passed a pie shop, Moza's eyes lit up: "ko, let's buy two pies for dinner. The cakes in this shop are delicious. Usually dozens of people line up, and there are not many people today. "

Of course Ko is fine with it.

Not many people, but a dozen. After waiting in line for more than ten minutes, it was finally their turn, but there was only one piece of cake left. The boss was embarrassed: "Sorry, there is only one piece of cake left for two people, so it is estimated that they will not make it again."

"Nothing, nothing." Although a little depressed, but there is no way. Moza paid for the bag and took the paper bag. He just wants to say to ko, here you are. He consciously took the paper bag, took out the cake, chewed it carefully, then took another bite and ate it. Didn't leave him a bite.

Moza, he's dumbfounded. In fact, he originally wanted to give it to ko. After all, he had eaten it before, but there is a big difference between giving it to ko and taking it to ko himself.

Moza can't show a man's thoughtfulness and generosity, so he has to show a man's anger. In the evening, Ko asked for sex, and Moza kicked him away: "Go to sleep in your own bed."

Ko looked at him silently for a long time, and really went to his room to sleep, but he seemed to knock in the kitchen for a long time and didn't know what he was doing. Moza, he fell asleep in this rhythmic sound.

I was crushed to wake up in the morning, feeling that my thigh was touched by something hard and my neck was licked. Moza was provoked by this hot and humid feeling and couldn't help but be tempted. He was about to follow him when he had a bad stomach.

Moza was stupefied, turned off the engine, and remembered what happened yesterday, becoming angry from embarrassment. Nnd, if he hadn't had dinner yesterday, he wouldn't be so weak!

So he kicked KO fiercely: "get out, I'm hungry, go and make breakfast."

Ko stopped, panting on him. After a while, Moza felt that somewhere on his leg was not so restless. Ko rolled out of bed, put on jeans naked and walked to the kitchen without saying a word.

Moza looked at him naked, back to back, jeans wrapped around his tight hips, silently swallowing saliva, a little sorry. Really, it's so persevering. I'll just press it for a moment.

Let out a cry and roll over to sleep for a while. Unexpectedly, I can't sleep. There seems to be a burning feeling on my thigh. KO's back was dangling in my head and rolled for more than half an hour. The more I turn my heart, the stronger I become. Moza finally sat up regretfully and walked out of the bedroom wearing clothes.

The kitchen is open, and as soon as you get out of the bedroom door, you can have a panoramic view of the scene in the kitchen.

In the slight steam in the kitchen, Ko is still naked, and his thin muscles are full of strength. Probably cooking is also exercise, and ko's figure is better than that of a pure IT man like him.

Md！ Mozzata's dark spell.

Holding a spatula is sexier than lying in bed. Still wearing low-rise jeans, so coquettish!

Wait, do these jeans look familiar? Moza looked into his eyes carefully and found that it was actually one of his wardrobes. At one time, he wanted to take the route of Chao Ge and bought such a pair of loose jeans. As a result, he was severely laughed at by Gong Yu and others, so the trousers were never worn again. A while ago, ko took out the clothes to be worn in the season to dry, and actually silently took them for himself.

Shit! I can't believe he wore his jeans without underwear.

Moza seemed to be lit, and suddenly his whole body was hot, and the yellow waste in his brain quickly spread to the whole brain, expelling his reason. He involuntarily went into the kitchen and reached out and touched KO's lower back.

Ko became nervous at the moment he saw him, immediately relaxed, lowered his head and focused on the contents of the pot, silently letting him touch it. Moza, he couldn't help sticking it up, biting his shoulder, touching his hand forward gradually, staying on his chest for a while, rubbing his lower abdomen painfully.

He doesn't know what Ko burned. At the moment, he felt that he was the one who was heated on the stove. I don't know where the fire came from, which made him burn.

He reached into the hem of his jeans and said, "You didn't button up."

Ko sink a voice: "You buckle it for me."

Stop!

Moza, he did the opposite. Instead, he took off his zipper and found a place to play unscrupulously. ...

Ko tightened his body, looked up slightly, and his breathing became more and more obvious. ...

"All right!"

Ke's voice was urgent, and Huo Ran turned around.

Too unfocused, Moza. He secretly withdrew his hand and stepped back proudly, waiting for ko's beast to pounce. Who knows? ...

………………

……

A hot pie was stuffed into his mouth, and ko was still whispering, "the cake is ready." How does it taste? "

Mozzata: "…"

Ko: "Is it similar to that store yesterday?"

Moza ate a few mouthfuls of cakes and said, "It's n times better than yesterday's, but you'll never get into bed!" " "

End of event:

In the evening, ko cooked a big table dish, which successfully made Mei Shao change her mind of not sleeping this month.

Ko was silent for a long time: "Today seems to be 3 1."

Moza pretended to be surprised: "Really? Forget it, it's hard to catch up with what I said. It's cheaper for you. "

Heart: Hey, you don't know when I am old. You can't take a vacation! I can't suffer anything from myself!

Ko Xin: Actually, a sofa or bathroom or a desk or a refrigerator or a door panel for a month is also good.

As a result, the meat pie storm officially subsided with the harmonious movement that started on time at 0: 00 in the evening.

*********

The dignity of eyebrows is hurt by birds ... it is as internal as eyebrows. . . . . .

I want to write about kitchen H, and then I went to the street yesterday afternoon and passed a shop called fool pie. There was a long line outside, so I called YY Bird, even though the cake in that shop was vegetarian-

Ps, with small eyebrows, is quite tall. Ko should be five centimeters taller than him. My family is all standard 177 or 178~

Looking back at Wei Wei's full text, I found that Little Eyebrow's life is composed like this-bullied by the Great God, bullied by Wei Wei and bullied by ko. ...

A classmate asked me what ko's name was.

I actually made one, but I forgot ╮ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭, so YY went to a small theater in my head, and the time should be only a few. *********

After an H, Moza said, "By the way, what's your name, KO?"

Ke: "..."

Ke: "I'll tell you after the XXXX Times."

Mozzata-_-||||: "You were all dead then, weren't you?" Have I seen it on your tombstone? "

Ko: "At the rate of □, you should be as good as possible in front of me."

"Get out!" This is about a man's dignity, Moza. His expression immediately became ferocious.

Ko is realistic: "I did the math."

Mozzata: "…"

Ko: "It's usually me once, and you ..."

"Shit, when I was a normal man." Moza him: "Come again, I'll squeeze you dry before I die.

register for marriage

They are both married. On this day, Moza suddenly remembered a long-standing question: "ko, how do you know the address of my new house?"

I can't believe I can touch the door with food in the morning. .

KO calmly replied: "I went to the database of the Housing Authority to have a look."

"Moza, he ... can you stop using the tone of' I just went online to Baidu'? . . . . . "

In the middle of the night, Moza fell asleep and suddenly sat up, panting. Ko was awakened immediately, then sat up and hugged him, patting him on the back: "What's the matter?"

"I had a nightmare." Mozzata wiped a sweat and said, "I dreamed that you hacked the Housing Authority and changed the real estate license to your name. It's terrible. "

This is definitely a nightmare! If even the house belongs to ko, then he will become a pure pet! Be a man, don't lose face!

"Fortunately, it is a dream."

Moza breathed a sigh of relief and went back to bed with a bang, completely unaware that ko had been sitting in the dark for a long time.

After this day, something happened to ko. Of course, when he is right, he is paralyzed, and when he is wrong, he is still paralyzed. It is difficult for a careless person like him to find the subtle difference between the two. .

Moza, the first thing he found was!

Ko's eggs are bigger than his. .

Moza, ko has been eating very healthily since he entered the room. Breakfast is more nutritious every day, and an egg is inevitable. Boiled eggs, fried eggs, sugar water eggs, scrambled eggs with onions, all kinds of eggs. ...

Moza didn't like eggs at first, but Ko said that supplementing eggs with eggs is the way to keep fit. Moza thinks it makes sense, so she lays eggs happily every morning.

But recently Moza found that his eggs were obviously better than others' at breakfast.