Tips for buying cut cakes provided by netizens:

1. The density of cut cakes is extremely high, and only a little bit is extremely heavy.

You obviously want to buy half a catty, and people may cut you three catties.

That thing is too expensive, about 40 yuan a catty, so you can't leave without paying the whole piece 100 yuan.

If you cut it off and don't buy it, you can't leave without buying it.

So, when you see that thing, you have to make a detour.

1February 3 The hottest topic in Weibo is undoubtedly cutting cakes. In the morning, Yueyang Public Security Bureau reported in Weibo that it had handled a dispute over walnut candy worth160,000 yuan, and in the afternoon, New Weekly published a picture of cutting cakes, calling it hard currency. It is an important criterion to test Gao Fushuai that netizens post in succession, or recall the experience of eating and cutting cakes in those years, or spit and cut cakes. "Have you ever been cheated by" cake rich and handsome "?

Yueyang police recently handled a "cake-cutting dispute", claiming that because of "poor language communication", buyers and sellers fought and the cake-cutting and motorcycles were also damaged. Finally, the police awarded the buyer compensation for the losses of Xinjiang people, and Xinjiang people were sent back to Xinjiang. The shock point lies in the amount of compensation: the motorcycle plus two wounded people is worth 40 thousand, and the cake cutting value is160 thousand.

Netizens still have a good sense of humor. Instead of blindly attacking ethnic minorities, they concentrate on voicing this "160,000". The most interesting one is that due to the escalation of inflation, the sales office has abandoned "pan coins" and used "cut cakes" as the pricing. On this day, a man brought a lump of cut cakes to the sales girl: "I want this house!" The sales girl blushed and broke off a small piece and returned it to him: "97% off the full amount."

Netizen spit:

Unbelievable: Obama announced that more than one trillion national debt will be returned to China in the form of 200 Jin of cut cakes.

Leona_gip: "Do you love me?" "Of course!" "Then you sell the house and buy me a slice of cake to eat ~"

White rice: people are inherently mortal, either lighter than a feather or heavier than cutting cakes.

Writer-God Bless: What is the most expensive food in the world? Russian black caviar? Japanese bluefin tuna stings? Alaska snow crab? French pine mushrooms? Wrong, the answer is: walnut candy!

Rockhu _ HC: In 2012, soybean milk announced that it would stop production and cut cakes. Countries scrambled for the reserve of cut cakes, which led to the world war of cutting cakes. By 2012.22, mankind was extinct in the war. This is the truth of the end of the world.

Flying across the sky: "This finely decorated panoramic sea view suite is worth about 2.5 pieces of cake. Please give me 3 pieces of cake, sir, and I will find you 40 kidneys later."

The monster of the M78 nebula has been very leisurely: the international monetary system will establish a cake-cutting system in the next few years, that is, the RMB is directly linked to the cake-cutting, and the currencies of other countries are linked to the RMB.

If you don't sell cute, you will die: it is said that a palm-sized cut cake can buy the whole galaxy SOHO, and diaosi can't afford it.

Phoenixli: Anyone who wants to give gifts to officials will be cut into cakes in the future.

It is said that this is a time when BMW owners abandoned their cars and fled after a traffic accident in which a BMW car knocked over a cake cutter.

Li Xiao Ba Ba Keatherine: Do you want to eat cut cake? The symbol of the rich second generation! Cut the cake for a long time, and a catty will be passed down forever. If you love her, give her two Jin of cake.

Anonymous Weibo account: Who, let's go to eat cut cakes tonight, please!

Excalibur-Arturia: I would rather cry in a cake cutter than laugh in a BMW.

IcefireWang: If a young man comes to propose to you on a three-wheeled cart and pulls a cart to cut cakes, you can say yes. Rolls-Royce Cadillac is weak.

Natural roll of silver hair heals floret: a piece of cake is cut into one square, and a piece of cake is cut into suites.

Crispy chicken flavor: two thousand pieces of gold are not worth a lump of cut cake.

Butterflies can't fly over the sea 1224: Super-large, super-hard and overweight brand Sacchi code.

Miss Tooth Xiaoqi: If the cake goes down across the board, it will go bankrupt. Do you believe it or not?

Long in my heart: Gates, Jobs and a cake seller came to the gate of heaven together. The doorman said that the richest person can go in. Gates said he was the richest man, Jobs said he had apples, and the latter said, I have cut cakes. Just say that finish, the first two immediately turned around and rushed to hell.

Miss Maruko, who works hard at the technical house: In the future, if a man wants to chase a girl, he will send a cake cut. Those who can afford to cut a cake are all living Gao Fushuai.

5U5 worry: real estate speculation and gold speculation are not as good as frying and cutting cakes! A pound of cake cuts Beijing inner ring to buy a house, and two pounds of cake cuts a first-line star to go to bed!

Sima- no ice: I heard that the top three things with the highest density in the universe are black holes, neutron stars and cakes.

Lae Summer Summer: Cake cutting is not money, but money is cake cutting.