Copywriting (selected 42 sentences) 1. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school. 2. From pajamas to jeans and canvas shoes, from long hair to revised ponytail, from space brushing to reciting texts, yes, school is starting! 3. The shortest distance in the world, from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday. 4. "When are you quietest?" "I met a teacher when I started school, a male god on the playground, relatives at home, and strangers on the road." 5. When school started, my back ached and my legs ached, and even my heart stopped beating. 6. I became stupid again this winter vacation, and school is about to start. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment? 7. Shanglian: Telephone charges, tolls and broadband charges must be paid. Downstream: meal card, water card, bus card, Kaka, etc. Horizontal approval: breaking the money at the beginning of school. 8. School is about to start. Pay attention to the opposite sex students who greet you first after entering the class. He or she must care about you. 9. Because of * * *, I'm going to break up with the winter vacation! 10. I may be offline recently. Don't think I'm dead. I just went to mend the mountain of winter vacation homework. 1 1. If you are not crazy, you will start school, and if you don't do your homework, you will be finished. 12. "We can't compete with time after all." "If you are sick, tell someone." "School begins." 13. Jackson died at the beginning of the concert, and Paul died at the beginning of The Fast and the Furious. Take care, teacher. 14. Every time I sign a new book, I feel like I'm having a private signing ceremony. 15. "Doctor, I haven't slept well recently. Am I terminally ill? "School will start soon" 16. It's because of * * * that I broke up with the winter vacation. 17. "What is more heartbreaking than the person you love doesn't love you?" School is about to start "18. Next semester, you should make yourself very simple, with only questions and grades in your eyes and only dreams and you in your heart. 19. "Why are all the lights on? ""School will start in a few days. "20. After school starts, how should I face the beast who came back from the class competition? 2 1. Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts. 22. At the beginning of school, I felt that there was a big wave of zombies coming in immediately, and I didn't even plant sunflowers. 23. Start school if you're not crazy, and you'll be finished if you don't do your homework. 24. I will break up with the summer vacation in too many days, because there is a third party between us, called school. There are two main reasons why I can't do my homework: I have a funny side and a mobile phone in my hand. 26. Feelings make me sad, and my homework doesn't leave me alone. 27. You can play cards if you have more homework. "A pair of Chinese papers! ""don't! " "I want it! Four English papers have exploded! " "Sorry, keep walking!" "Three historical volumes and one political volume!" "Still don't!" "A bunch of math papers, and they have been handed in!" "Two comprehensive papers, the king blew up! 28. All the lights are used for homework on Sunday night. 29. Holidays will always end and homework will never be finished. 30. Homework, you should write it yourself when you grow up. 3 1. When I was in college, my roommates had good family conditions and all liked to drink some beer. After half a year, more than 200 wine bottles have been piled up on the balcony of the dormitory. One day, school leaders visited the dormitory, and one or two roommates were arrested for not attending class. The headmaster asked, "Why don't you attend class?" Idiot replied: "I have diarrhea and asked for leave." Principal: "What happened to those bottles?" After a long time, Erhuo came and said, "My family is more difficult. I picked this up and wanted to sell some living expenses. " Also said, squeeze tears. Principal: "Tell the department if you have any difficulties, and don't put the dormitory in the future." This boy will receive a monthly allowance 120 from next month. 32. Don't be afraid to refuse. If one person refuses, he will confess to ten people. If ten people don't accept it, he will confess to a hundred people. If you persist for a long time, someone will always be blind? 33. "What four words can be used to quell the contradiction in China?" "Chinese new year" "34. Say something funny in QQ space 35. Don't let life exhaust your patience and yearning. You also have poems and faraway places, sparerib soup, barbecue and nang, shrimp and crab, hot pot and mala Tang, roast duck and fat sheep, coffee and caramel, biscuits and milk sticks, fried chicken and miso soup, durian crisp and shrimp dumpling king, almond tofu and lollipop, pepper and pepper. Yesterday, my friends and I went to eat braised pork. When she came in, she shouted, "Boss, three bowls of braised pork!" I asked, "Why do we need three bowls?" "Oh, I forgot about you. Boss, four bowls of stew! "37. Last night, my wife was watching a TV play. 10: 30, I let her sleep. She turned off the TV reluctantly? Then we quarreled, and finally we found out that the reason was that she turned off the TV and I didn't praise her for being obedient? 38. I hope that one day, the school is bombed, the teacher is gone, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine. Sorry, I can't accept online dating. Unreal things can't bring me a sense of security. Suspicion and doubt are the root causes of tears in the middle of the night. I want stable happiness, the kind that I can touch with my hands, but if you want to ask me about online dating, forget it and add me! 4 1. You never know how brave you are if you don't force yourself. Now I dare to stand and talk to my girlfriend. 42. Suddenly, I want to herd cattle. I have no life pressure, no Jianghu routine, no love and hate. I only care if my cow is still there. With my IQ, I only put one, and I can't put more. It eats grass and I sleep.