The tycoon was moved to buy the car immediately, but the next day there was a car accident, the tycoon angry walk out of the car, thinking that this car you dare to hit, but get off the car to look at the immediate gray slinking away, the original license plate of the other side is 44944 (try to try).
An egg went to the teahouse to drink tea, and it turned into a tea egg; an egg ran to the Songhua River to swim, and it turned into a pine egg; an egg ran to Shandong, and it turned into a Lu (brine) eggs; an egg homeless, and it turned into a wild egg; an egg on the road accidentally fell a cross, fell to the ground, and it turned into a missile; an egg ran to the yard of someone else, and it turned into a missile; an egg ran to the yard of someone else, and it turned into a missile. people's yards, and it turned into an atomic bomb; one egg ran to the Tibetan Plateau, and it turned into a hydrogen bomb; one egg got sick, and it turned into a bad egg; one egg married a man, and it turned into an asshole; one egg ran to the river to swim, and it turned into a nuclear bomb; one egg ran to the flowers, and it turned into a flower girl; one egg rode a horse and held a knife, and it It turned out that he was a sword and horse; there was an egg that was female and ugly, and it turned out to be a dinosaur egg; there was an egg that was male, and his wife was committing adultery with another egg outside, and it turned out that he was a son of a bitch.
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens, and the tenants who rented his fields had to pay the rent, but
they had to send him a chicken first.
There was a tenant named Zhang San who went to the landlord at the end of the year to pay the rent and to share the fields for the next year.
When he went there, he put a chicken in a bag, and when he had finished paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's sharecropping
The landlord, seeing that he had nothing in his hand, turned his eyes toward heaven and earth, and said, "This field is not to be used by Zhang San."
Zhang San understood the meaning of this statement and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. When the landlord saw
the chicken, he immediately changed his mind and said, "To whom is it not given to Zhang San?"
Zhang San said, "Your words have become so fast!"
The landowner replied, "The words just now were 'nonsense (chicken) talk', and the words at this moment are 'made on the sight of
the machine (chicken)'."
A merchandiser went on a business trip to Guangzhou, and when he arrived in Beijing, because he wanted to take a plane before
going, for fear that his manager would not agree to reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager, "Opportunity to take a ride
no?" When the manager received the telegram, he thought that the "opportunity" to close the deal had arrived, so he immediately replied, "If you can take advantage of it,
take advantage of it."
The salesman returned from a business trip to reimburse travel expenses, the manager to not enough level, take the plane
The rules of the plane will not be reimbursed provisions, do not agree to reimbursement of airfare. The salesman took out the manager's return
telephone call, and the manager was dumbfounded.
On New Year's Day evening, my younger brother brought two expatriate students to his home for dinner, one of whom was cheerful and the other more
restrained.
During the dinner, the cheerful student introduced us to the restrained one with a smile and said, "He's from
Myanmar, so he's a bit shy." He then raised his glass in a toast, tilted his head and drank it
in one gulp, and went on to say, "I'm from Rangoon."
Principal's Fury
The principal, at the end-of-semester school board meeting, was
thunderstruck at the inefficiency of personnel administration. He said, "Those in charge of board business are unintelligent; those in charge of personnel administration are unconscious; and
those who are officers are not!"
A doctor gave a patient after seeing the patient, wrote on the medical record: anal speech (inflammation). The hospital director looked after very angry, so in the back added a sentence: bullshit.
In a bustling marketplace, a fish seller shouted, "Fresh fish!" At that moment, a bubblegum seller shouted right after, "Bubblegum! (bubble soup)" The fish seller heard this and said to the candy seller, "Hey, why did you say my fish was in soup?" They argued more and more. Just then, a bean sprout seller shouted again, "Bean sprouts! (Doo ah)" A magistrate came over and asked, "Who else is quarreling with them?" A yamaboko seller shouted, "Yamaboko! (There's me)" When the magistrate heard this, he said, "Well then, take all four of you away together!" ......
In our sophomore year of high school, our language teacher was an old teacher who had just been transferred to Beijing from Nanchang, and he had a particularly heavy accent． His son leaned on the Tsinghua Architecture Department, which is his purpose to Beijing, he was very proud of his son, always talk to us about his son, every time so that "even (I) moth (child) son is a frog (Tsinghua) University toad (Architecture) Department of the"....
If the moths get to Frog and Toad, they will become snacks...
The moths are not the same as the frogs and toads, but they are the same as the toads.