Stars. Moon. Which one of the sun is dumb? The stars, because: the stars in the sky don't talk
In the summer, a giraffe met a rabbit, to whom she proudly showed off her neck: Ah, little rabbit, do you know how nice it is to have a long neck? Do you know how fresh and sweet the highest leaves are? Do you know how it feels to drink water in summer? As the refreshing water slowly passed through her neck, the rabbit looked at her and simply said, "Have you tried throwing up yet?"
42. Once my brother beat me and hit me with a bag on my head. Then my brother had to pack something and didn't find a bag, so he took the bag on my head to hold something.
43.Once upon a time there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time, and he said, "I'm so tired, I feel like my whole body has gone soft.
44. Once upon a time there were two snowmen, and one snowman said, I'm so cold, and the other said, I'm cold, too, and the other said, Then let's both hug each other, and so they both hugged each other. Then they died of cold.
1.There was a bear coming along/be prepared (there was a BEAR coming)
2.The eleventh book/unbelievable (BOOK11)
4.Jade told Ming that her father was sexually impotent/lustful (Jade's father couldn't)
5.The goat stopped breathing/lifted his eyebrows and spit out his breath (the goat didn't spit out his breath)
6.Cell phones must not be dropped into the toilet / the opportunity can not be lost (wet)
7. The dog stopped barking after crossing the log bridge / over the eyes (over the wood not wang)
8. The bees stopped on the calendar / wind and sunshine (bees and calendars)
10. Painters like to paint thick ropes do not like to paint thin ropes / out of the ordinary (thick ropes in the paintings)
13. There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep pen, one The sheep called the eagle and the eagle picked up the phone and said "hello" / yang bong yin yi (sheep PHONE eagle "hello")
15. The hat is dirty to turn it over and wear it again / Zhang Guan Li Dai (Dirty Crown Li Dai)
16. Ten men watch five women take a bath / color
17. phone? / sky clothes (sky clothes phone)
18. Who knows the most about birds? /Shocked bow (惊弓)知鸟
22. How do you make a sparrow quiet? /Press it a little (press the sparrow to be silent)
23. Which type of snake has many mouths? /Seven mouths (snake)
25. What medicine is not poisonous? /Yam
26. Why is "seven on eight" /seven on top of eight? Because eight is below seven
27. Which snake has the strongest life force? /The three-inch tongue (snake)
28. Why is there only one tip of the iceberg? /The other tip was broken off by the Titanic
1.The little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin then asked his dad, "Daddy daddy, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong?" "But, but why do I feel so cold?"
2. Said a polar bear, because the snow is too harsh, must wear sunglasses in order to see things, but he could not find sunglasses, so he closed his eyes and crawled around on the ground to look for, crawling, crawling, crawling, crawling, crawling on the hands and feet are dirty to find sunglasses. Put on the sunglasses, a look in the mirror, which realized: Oh, so I am a panda
3. White, yellow, blue ride on the coach, who will be carsick? (White rabbit, dusk)
4. White + White =? Answer:White rabbit(White TWO)
5.What animal is most likely to fall? The fox, because he is the most cunning
6.The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it． The spider asks: Why? Why? Butterfly said: my mom said, all day in the network are not good people.
7. One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: Dad, I am not a stupid child ah? The father said: stupid child, how can you be a stupid child?
8. One day, the three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope", the legend says, as long as you stand on the side of the valley shouting in the heart of what you want, and then jumped down into the valley, you will get a pit full of things you want. So the three of them decided to give it a try.
The first one was a lecher, so he shouted "Woman! Woman!" He jumped down and there was a pit full of beautiful women waiting for him.
The second was a nerd, so he yelled "Book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book!" Then, he jumped into the valley and got a pit full of books.
The third was an indecisive man, who couldn't decide on his favorite, and after an hour, he finally made up his mind that the money was the most useful, so he walked to the valley. One accidentally kicked a stone, he cursed "shit!" unexpectedly an unsteady center of gravity fell down the valley
9. Xiaoming it, tomorrow to take the test nest, but the night is watching TV
Small Ming mother worried about the question: the books are finished?
Xiaoming answered quickly: "Mom, I've finished.
Xiaoming's mother then praised Xiaoming happily: Good boy, you must do well in the exam tomorrow
Xiaoming cried and said: Mom, I mean, 'Mom, I read, finished'.
10. The panda was y in love with the deer and was rejected when he expressed his love. The panda roared ~ Why? What's the point of all this? The deer said timidly: My mom said, those who wear sunglasses are delinquents
11. One day Xiao Ming was walking on the road! As he was walking he suddenly felt that his feet were very sore! Why is that? Because Xiao Ming stepped on a lemon!
12. Which Chinese character is the coolest? Thong (cool).
13. One day, a college teacher asked a student, there are ten birds in the tree, shoot one, how many left?
The student asked in return: Is it a silent pistol? Not how loud is the gun?80-100 decibels. Is it illegal to shoot birds in this town? No. Are you sure the bird was actually killed? Yes, I'm sure. By this time, the teacher was getting impatient: ", just tell me how many birds are left, OK. Are there any deaf birds in the tree? No. Are there any caged birds hanging in the tree? No. Are there any other trees on the side of the tree, and are there any other birds on the tree? No. If a bird is pregnant, does that count as a baby in the belly? No. Did the bird hunter's eyes glaze over? No flowers, just ten. The teacher is already sweating and the bell is ringing, but the students continue to ask: Are there any birds that are so stupid that they are not afraid to die? All of them are afraid of death. Will you kill two birds with one shot? No. The student said confidently, if your answer is not a lie, "If the bird that was killed hangs in the tree and does not fall, then there will be one left, and if it falls, then there will be none left." The teacher immediately fell to the ground foaming at the mouth!
14. One day, someone passed by the intersection and found something super scary, he found that Killmonger and Sanzo were actually laughing! `
15.A long, long time ago, one night, there were three shrimps in the pond, hahaha, a female ghost farted to death.
16. There was a fat man,who jumped from a high building and turned out to be a dead fat man.
17.There was a trapped child was crossing the road, the result was accidentally by the truck deflated, he was dying when he looked at his body, he said, "So I am bean paste filling, not meat filling"
18.The little snake was very panicked and asked the big snake brother . "Brother, are we poisonous?" Big Snake said, "Why do you ask?" The little snake said: "I just accidentally bit my tongue."
19. There are two people fell into the trap, the dead people called dead people, the living people called what? Called help.
20. Once upon a time there was a swordsman, he was cold, his heart was cold, his sword was cold, and finally he died of cold
21. A deer was running on the road, and the faster it ran, the faster it turned into a highway
22. There was a tomato, which was tossed by the stone and barred and fell apart, and then there was another tomato barred and fell apart, and then there was another tomato barred and fell apart, and there was a tomato barred and fell apart, and then there was a tomato barred and fell apart, and there were countless tomatoes. Tomato fell and rotted and the last tomato fell ah-ta-yeah! Ketchup yeah
23. The soldier asked the company commander: what should I do if I step on a landmine in combat? The company commander was greatly annoyed: Damn, what can be done? Stepped on the broken at the price of compensation.
24. I have not received your message for a long time, I am very heartbroken. I want to die, I have cut my veins with potato chips; hit my head with tofu; jumped from a building with a parachute; hanged with noodles. But all of them did not die, you just treat me to a meal, prop me up.
25. Elephants put their poop in the middle of the road, an ant happened to pass by, it looked up at the cloudy summit, could not help but sing: yalasuo, this is the Tibetan plateau! ~~~~
26. In the railroad next to the large but did not bring paper, do not worry, the train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! When you're tuba by the river but don't have paper, don't worry, the frogs will tell you: stick-scrape, stick-scrape, stick-scrape!
27. There are two counterfeit bills accidentally made the face value of 15 yuan of fake bills, the two decided to take to the remote mountainous areas to spend, when they took a 15 yuan to buy a 1 yuan sugar gourd good, they cried, the farmer found them two 7 yuan.
28. Your life portraits: ten years old to learn to bathe themselves, pig self-cleaning; twenty years old radiant, pig Shimao; thirty years old to find a job, the pig to set up a business; forty years old to hire a maid, the pig to get a maid; fifty years old to learn to play basketball, the pig to throw!
29. A person climbed the wall out of school, was caught by the principal, the principal asked: why not go from the school gate? Answer: Metersbonwe, do not go out of the way. The principal asked: how to go over such a high wall ah? He pointed to his pants and said: Li Ning, anything is possible.
The principal asked again: what does it feel like to go over the wall? He pointed to his shoes and said: TB, the feeling of flying. On the 2nd day he entered the school from the main entrance, the principal asked: how not over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose, I like. On the 3rd day he wore mixed clothes, the principal said: can not wear mixed clothes! He said: Wear what you want, Samma Clothing. Day 4 he wore an undershirt to school, and the principal said, No undershirts to school. He said, man, simple is good, love Stirrup Castle clothing. The principal said, "I'm going to have to give you a hard time. He said, "Why? The principal said, the dynamic zone, my place I make the decision.
30 life is really no fun, last month a buddy of mine borrowed 4,000 dollars from me, said to do a plastic surgery,
results now have no idea what he turned into, Oh, 4,000 dollars.
31. Note to robbers: Our staff only speak Spanish, so please be patient and bring a translator with you.
32. Are you blind? You can't see a big shield like that and you're throwing rocks at my head!
33.I think I should go on a diet, the last time I gave blood, I actually shed a hundred milliliters of lard.
34. Tourist: Master, may I ask the grass house over there is a toilet? Monk: Except for that straw house, the rest of the place is a toilet.
35. Hair goes without a trace, dandruff is more outstanding!
36. We should keep quiet while listening to the sermon in church, it's rude to disturb someone's sleep.
37.Yesterday I signed up for a weight-loss training class, and they told me to wear baggy clothes during the training, outrageous! If there are still baggy clothes, then why did I sign up?
38.My wife and I haven't spoken in 18 months and I don't get to interrupt her.
39. Thief A: Count how much money a **** robbed today? Thief B: No need, just read the newspaper tomorrow.
40. Stand taller, piss farther
41. Go your own way, let others take a taxi.
42. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way, let them find it.
43. Late one night, a young woman was passing by a mental hospital when suddenly there was a "wow" from behind. The woman turned her head and saw a naked man coming after her. The woman was so scared that she ran, but the man behind her was in hot pursuit. Not good, the front is a dead end, the woman all thoughts, kneeling on the ground, crying and begging: "You are willing to do what you want to do, just please do not kill me." The man smiled wryly and said: "Really? Then now you start chasing me."
44. A cultural evening, the host came on stage to announce: the following please enjoy: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy ！！！！！
45. The tiger does not send a cat, you think I'm critically ill ah!
46. Our dormitory a person who drank too much to go pee and then brought out a cold saying: urine drink more, the wine is especially much.
47. and my sister went to Li-Ning to buy shoes, my sister opened her mouth: "Miss, how much is a pound of this shoe?"
51. Previously, others came to my aunt's home as a guest, just entered the door. It just so happened that my aunt had to go to the toilet. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "You sit ha sit ha, I'll go to the toilet to pour you some tea!"
52. University, a classmate and I argued the issue, a moment in the wind, in the heat of the moment, a slap on the table to get up and yell: you nonsense, I'm not not stupid! I spit in your face shit
53. When I was a child, popsicle ice-cream is usually pushing a bicycle hawking, once, in the house, listening to an aunt shouted: new ice-cream, hot. (Estimated that the aunt used to sell oil cakes and doughnuts)
54. My colleague argued with someone, anxious to open his mouth and came to the sentence, "You think I'm eating to grow up ah?" I always wondered what he grew up eating."
55. a ktv, point song, a mm shouted: give me a point a week cut off the stick "double Jay"
one, even hours Hou eat dishonestly, an old farmer in order to educate me, I said: six zero years of suffering ah, no food, picking out of the boogers never thrown
two, there is a tycoon! Looking for a maid, the interview is the topic of the toilet, the first few on the finish are not washing their hands out, so the tycoon sent them away only one washed his hands, so the tycoon left him. But one day, the tycoon found that he came out without washing his hands, and the tycoon asked him why. The servant replied, "I brought hand towels today..."
Three: A man saw a store having a big sale and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I'd like to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove you have a dog." "Where is there such a rule?" "That's the way it is with reduced-price items." The man rubbed shoulders with the salesman for half a day, but the salesman still didn't agree to sell it to him There was no way out, so the man had to go home and bring his dog with him before he could buy the dog food. After a few days, the man went to the store again to buy cat food "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove you have cats." The same saleswoman was there, and the man dawdled with her for half a day, but he had to go home and bring his cat before he could buy the cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store holding a large cardboard box with a hole in it, and approached the saleswoman, "What can I get for you?" "You'll know if you stick your hand in." The salesman stuck his hand in, "What is it, sticky." "I'd like to buy two rolls of hand towels."
Four: A man went to take his friend to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating the peanuts that were sitting on the coffee table, and when they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts," and she responded, "Wow! Uh-huh! LOL! Ever since I lost all my teeth, all I can do is suck off the outer layer of chocolate. Old age, ahem.
Fifth, some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli casserole" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked, disappointed. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last portion was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's pointing and saw a very decent gentleman sitting at the neighboring table. The gentleman had already eaten almost all of his meal, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Casserole" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was wasting his food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Casserole" and asked politely, "Sir, do you want more?" The gentleman shook his head in a dignified manner. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and gobbled it up. The wind rolled up, a moment half of the stomach, suddenly he realized that in the bottom of the casserole lying a very small, very small, but the fur has grown full of mice. With a wave of nausea, the man spat all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was there to turn his stomach, the gentleman with a very sympathetic look at him, said: "very disgusting is it just now I also so ......"
Six, this day, the hotel owner is making the rounds of the hall. Came a beggar went up and said, "Boss give a toothpick line?" The boss gave him a sent away. A while later, another beggar also came to ask for toothpicks. Boss thought now this beggar how do not want to rice to change the toothpick? Also give him the same one sent away, did not pass much old, and came to a beggar. The boss said to him, "you are also to ask for toothpicks?" The beggar said: "there is a person vomited, but I was a step late, has been in front of the two beggars to eat all the food, now only the soup is left. Can you give me a straw?
Seven, the oldest, the oldest two take the airplane, the oldest airsickness, non-stop vomiting. A bag full of vomit, the boss had to go to get the bag, and when he came back, found that the whole plane people are in the non-stop vomiting. The oldest asked why, and the second said, "I saw that this bag was full, so I had to drink in half a bag, and then they all threw up."
One day, the oldest and the second went to the theater to see a play again, and saw that halfway through the two argued over the plot development and made a bet about it. The oldest pointed to a row of spittoons set up in front and said "The loser has to take a sip of what's in there." Unfortunately, the boss loses, so the boss frowns and takes a sip. The two of them then bet on the next episode, and this time, the second one lost, only to see the second one pick up a spittoon and gulp down fifteen mouthfuls of it in a row. The boss was shocked and impressed, and said to the old man, "You're amazing, you can drink fifteen mouthfuls in a row!" The second shook his head, "It's not that I want to drink, the phlegm in that spittoon is too thick, I just can't bite through it!"
I have a friend whose name is Vegetable. One day he was taken away
The ancient poem predicted the top four of last year's Supergirl
(Yu) The rain knocked down the dream and wasted time
(Spring) Spring blossomed and fell
(Yes) It is not yet known whether it is a dream or an awakening
(A) A smile and a sigh has been a hundred years
(The pen) is exhausted by the affairs of the state
(Drinking freely)
(1) The emperor is not angry, people are afraid of him
(2) Why do you have to be so humble and slavish
(2) The cool wind is not intoxicating, people are drunk
(3) Why is it so hard for people to get drunk before they get old
(4) No one is suspicious of me
(5) I think that this is the right moment to have a good time
(6) I have to ask the God whether he is returning to the country
(7) Why do you think that it is so hard to get old before you get old
(8) I am sorry for your loss of love and affection
() Jie) It's all because of the love of each other
(No. 1) I laugh at myself when the earth and the sky are gone
(4) It seems to be wandering with the clouds and mist***
A priest was playing golf, and a nun watched from the side, and when the first shot missed, the priest cursed, "Damn, it's missed!" Another shot, and the priest curses again, "Damn, missed again!" The nun said, "God will punish you for swearing as a priest." As soon as the words left his mouth, a thunderbolt struck the nun dead. The priest wondered: why was I the one who cursed and why did it strike the nun dead? At this time only heard God's voice from the sky: "Damn, I missed too!"
Chinese, Japanese and Korean soccer team head coaches came to heaven together and asked God when their respective soccer teams would win the World Cup, and God said: Korea needs 50 years. The Korean coach cried out: I am not going to see it. God also said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach cried out: I won't be able to see it. The Chinese coach quickly asked: What about us? God cried out: I am not going to see it.
One day, Ami went to see King Yama for a trial (he was the third in line)
(Yama asked the first question first)
Yama: What have you done in your life?
Person 1: Killing people
Yama: Here is a black key for you, go to hell!
(Yama asks the second person)
Yama:What have you done in your life?
Person 2:Save people
Yan:Give you a white key, go to heaven!
(Yama asks May)
Yama:What have you done in your life?
A:Things men love
Yan:Give you a pink key!
A:What kind of key is it?
Yan:Well... What should I say?
1. Three white rabbits picked a mushroom
The two big ones told the little one to go and get some wild vegetables to eat
The little one said, "I don't want to go, I'm going, you'll have to eat my mushrooms"
The two big ones said, "I won't go, don't worry about it", and so the little white rabbit went off.
The other big one said, "Let's wait a little longer."
A year went by and the white rabbit hadn't come back, and the two big ones said, "No, we don't have to wait. Let's just eat it."
At that moment, the little rabbit jumped out of the jungle next to him and got angry and said, "Look, I knew you were going to eat me! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms
2. A lot of things have all kinds of flavors when you cook them... So cooking? #It's always been done with care.
But... On the contrary... There is one thing; if you put it on ice, it will be more flavorful. What is it?
Electricity. Because... Refrigerator -> Electricity-ice-(fragrance).........
3. Cars can fly. Guess a drink .... Coffee...
Because... (Car)-(fly)
4. We say a bear without a tail is called a tailless bear, what kind of bear do we call a bear without a penis?
The answer is a female bear, because female bears don't have dicks
5. Once upon a time, there was a bun that ate a meatball and turned into a bun
6. Once upon a time, there was a steak that was cooked medium rare and a steak that was cooked medium rare that met on the street, so why didn't they say hello?
Because they didn't know each other well...
7.Q: One day, a bird flew from Kaohsiung to Taipei in one hour. But it took 2 hours to come back!
Because it was raining! So it had to fly with one hand to cover the rain.
8. Q: What chicken in the world runs fast? What chicken is slow?
A: Kentucky Chicken Nuggets (fast)
Nicole Kidman (slow)
9. On an airplane, an air hostess asked a little girl, "Why don't airplanes hit the stars when they fly so high?"
The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars 'flash' ah!"
10.May I ask: Who gave the water of forgetfulness?
Answer: aha~~~
Reason: "aha, give me a cup of forgetfulness water ~~~~"
11.Q:What animal is most likely to be posted on the wall?
A:Seal(newspaper)
12.Q:Who will help you add food when you are full?
A:Flying dragons, because they are in the sky
13.Stars. Moon. Which one is dumb?
The stars, because there is a line in the song "The stars in the sky don't speak"
14. What is the last name of the pencil?
Shaw, because: Sharpen (Shaw) pencil
15. Which cartoon character is always in the dark?
Tinker Bell (Robot Cat) because it can't reach out
16. 4 people were playing mahjong in the house, why did the police come and take away 5 people?
Because the people they were playing were called "mahjong"
17. Xiaoming: "Do you know what the name of Ali's father was?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiaoming: "Idiot! Of course is called Ali Baba la."
18. Ming: "Do you know what mosquitoes do not bite?" I don't know." Xiaoming: "Of course it is jelly, jelly pudding! I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
19.4. (raw) mother called peanut rice! （I'll tell you a touching story
Get the hell out of here! Catching up with people story
21.There was a family ... The whole family was very lazy...
Dad asked mom to do the housework, mom didn't want to do it so she asked her sister to do it, she didn't want to do it so she asked her sister to do it...
But the little sister didn't want to do it either, so she asked the little dog to do it...
One day we had a guest in the house... He found the puppy doing the housework...
Surprised... He asked the puppy, "Puppy... You know how to do housework...?!"
The puppy said, "I can't help it... They don't do it, they ask me to do it..."
The guests were even more surprised... : "You can talk...!!!!"
Puppy: "Shh! Keep your voice down... Or they'll know I can talk... And they'll tell me to answer the phone again...!!!"
22. Why do foxes fall down so often!
Because foxes are cunning (slippery feet)
23. A professor of psychology said to the host of the meeting, "If you want to quiet the women who are present at the meeting at once, just ask them a
question: 'Ladies, which one of you is the oldest? ' The meeting room will immediately become silent."
24. woman: "I'd rather marry the devil than you."
Man: "It is impossible, because marriage is forbidden to close relatives."
25. Lele went to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys...and threw peanuts to the monkeys to eat...but one of the monkeys would shove the peanuts into his buttocks every time and then take them out and eat them...Lele felt disgusted and asked the director.... ...why that monkey acted so strangely...The headmaster explained:
Last year, a man threw a big peach to him...and the seed of that big peach was eaten. As a result, the seeds of the peach could not be discharged smoothly from his buttocks...he was badly hurt...so now he must shove the food into his buttocks to make sure that it can be discharged before he dares to eat it...
26. The Devil King: "No one will come to save you, Princess! No one will come to save you!"
Princess: "Break your throat!"
No one: "Princess! I'm coming to save you!"
Demon King: "Hell no..."
Ghost: "Who found me?"
Who: "What's it to me?"
The Demon King is dead!
27.Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat
One day
the white cat fell into the water
the black cat saved it
the white cat said something to the black cat
``Q: What was the phrase
...................." Meow"
28. It was said that on a dark and windy night, just down the longest ...... most frightening road ......
the cab driver drove by there... ...
A woman waved to get in by the side of the road ...... Well ...... it was pretty quiet on the way ...... ......
Until the woman spoke ......
She said, "Here's an apple for you to eat ...... It's very tasty! ......" The driver thought it was great ...... so he took it ......
and proceeded to take a bite... ... the woman asked, "Is it good?"
The driver said, "It's delicious!" The woman came back with, "I loved apples when I was alive too ......"
Wow ......&*$#@... ...As soon as the driver heard it, he was so scared that he put on the emergency brake and turned white ......
Only to see the woman slowly tilt her head to the front, ......said to the driver... ...............
Wanna know what she said? .............................. ..............................
"But I didn't like it after I had a baby
29. Book 11 Unbelievable (book11)
30. A man is painted gold A hit (a golden man)
The oldest and the second went to the theater and saw that halfway through the book the two were arguing over a plot development and made a bet about it.
The oldest pointed to a row of spittoons set up in front and said, "The loser has to take a sip of what's in there."
Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip.
The two proceeded to bet on the next episode, and this time, the second lost.
The second man picked up a spittoon and gulped down fifteen mouthfuls.
The oldest was shocked and impressed, and said to the oldest "You're amazing, you can drink fifteen gulps in a row!"
The oldest shook his head, "It's not that I wanted to drink it, the phlegm in that spittoon was too thick, I just couldn't stop biting it!