2. Question: What is the pencil surname? A: Xiao. Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.
3. Question: What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).
4. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).
5. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).
7. Question: Which historical figure owes the most? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).
8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.
9. Question: How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence).
10, Question: Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao Reason: Speak of the devil.
1 1, Question: Who the fuck is Mi Answer: Flower reason: peanuts.
12, Question: What is white plus white? Answer: equal to the white rabbit Reason: Xiaobaier
13, question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! ! Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than words.
14, Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out? Answer: Wang Leehom Reason: Question: What should I do if I come out again? Answer: Han Hong Reason: Still coax.
Xiao Bai looks like his brother, so he plays an idiom. A: The reason is clear.
16, Question: Why is pear the hottest fruit? Answer: Pears (ions) are hot.
17, q: who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world answer: robot cat reason: because he always lends a helping hand to people!
18, q: who is the blackest cartoon character in the world? Answer: It's still a robot cat. Why: Because he can't see his fingers.
19, a wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the ice sea, and what became after being fished out? Answer: betel nut
20. Question: What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow? Answer: KFC (fast) Nicole Kidman (slow)
2 1, Question: What do African cannibals eat? Answer: people! Question: One day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat? Answer: Eat vegetables! ~~
22. Question: What animal is the owner? Answer: pigs, because pigs (beads) are masters.
Question: What animal sticks to the wall most easily? A: Sea (newspaper) leopard
24. Question: What happens when a fat man falls from the 12 building? Answer: Fatty.
25. Question: Who will help you eat when you are full? Answer: Feilong, because Feilong is added in units of (days).
26. Question: A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? Answer: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert. Problem: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why? Answer: "No urinating here" is posted on the dotted bar. Question: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing was posted on it, but it was still stuffy. Why? Answer: Many puppies are waiting in line, but they are not waiting. Question: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole with nothing on it, still waiting in line. The result is still suffocating. Why? Answer: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.
27. Question: A triangle tree is sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grows up! What's the name of that tree? Answer: trigonometric function (cold tree) ...
28. Question: Boss, isn't this called beef noodles? Why is there no beef? ! Answer: People call it the old lady's cake. Maybe you'll have a wife if you buy it? !
29. Question: A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: It's a shy zebra, hehe.
30. Question: One day, there was a match stick, and its head was itchy. I grabbed it and it burned. Then he was taken to the hospital, and after coming out of the emergency room, guess what it became. Answer: cotton swab, because the head is bandaged.
3 1, Question: Why does the silkworm baby have money? Answer: Because ... Silkworms can cocoon (frugal).
Question: Who will be eliminated, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? Answer: Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolf)
33. Q: What is God's vehicle? Answer: magic (riding) baby
34. Question: Chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Answer: Answer: Chocolate Bar Question: Chocolate fights with eggs, and chocolate wins again. Answer: Answer: Chocolate Bar Question: Chocolate fights with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate wins again. Answer: Answer: Tomato and egg noodles: Question: Chocolate and eggs fought again, and chocolate won again. Answer: egg crisp (lose)
35. Question: One finger is called one, two fingers are called two, and so on, and four fingers are called four. What's the English name of four crooked fingers? Answer: Great.
36. Question: Why are dogs getting smaller and smaller? A: A: Because dogs are getting farther and farther away.
37. Question: A spider walked through a pile of shit. How many feet does he walk on? Answer: not walking with eight feet ... but with six feet, because it blocks the nose and smell with two feet ~
38. Q: Xiao Bai, Huang Xiao and Xiao Lan take a long-distance bus. Who gets carsick? Answer: Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai will vomit (white rabbit).
39. Question: What is the surname of Qu Yuan's wife? A: The surname is Chen, because (Minister) is a surname.
40. Question: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won? Answer: Rabbit ~ ~ Question: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. It runs fast. Problem: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time? Answer: Yes. . Rabbit bar question: wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.