Year of the pig blessings Dear Sir: Thank you very much for your support over the past year, the New Year's Festival, I wish you a happy New Year, good health, all the best.
The breeze is gentle, the white clouds are far away, in my heart is eternal friendship, I wish you a happy new year, all the best. Please take this most sincere blessing with you, so that happiness will always be with you.
Year of the pig blessing manager: Hello! I wish you a happy Chinese New Year, happy family, all the best! New Year's New Year's New Year, leaping horses to welcome the New Year!
Year of the Pig blessings spring quietly to the horse's hooves broken sound, the old trouble to go, brilliant look at this day. I wish my brother and sister-in-law peace and good luck!
Year of the Pig Greetings:Beautiful life, along with the arrival of the New Year added more beautiful colors, may your tomorrow like a dream that gorgeous and colorful!
Year of the Pig Greetings: The snowflakes in the sky have ushered in the New Year, let the long-lost hearts meet, Happy New Year! May my blessings melt the winter and warm your heart. - - A person who loves you.
When I was a kid on New Year's Eve, there was a large group of small children carrying paper lanterns, wandering around each house, coming back with pockets full of goodies. I hope you have such fond memories too!
When you send off the old year, you also send off a year of gloom, ushering in the new year, also ushering in new hopes. I wish you a happy New Year!
Year of the Pig Greetings Spring overflows you; family cares for you; love nourishes you; friends are loyal to you; I hereby bless you; the lucky star always shines on you. I sincerely wish you: Happy New Year!
The Year of the Pig fortune hope that I am the first one to send you blessings this year, as a confidant I can only say to you from the bottom of my heart: may all your wishes be successful!
Thank you for your great support and help for my work over the year! May we unite and open up in the new year to do our work better!
The Year of the Pig horoscope Zero hour bells ring through the sky, the New Year's train on time. It packs away an unforgettable years, ushered in another time of red years. I wish you a happy new year!
The end of the year is just around the corner, the blessing of the east, luck through the sky. When you reaffirm the will of the roc, the time of hard work, the exhibition of military infinite style. I wish you good luck in the New Year!
The luck of the Year of the Pig, although every year is the old New Year's greetings, although I do not know how many times I have said, but although the old words have a new meaning, the feeling will be different. I wish you a happy new year! All the best!
The Year of the Pig horoscope years and months passed by us, many people and things gradually faded into oblivion, but you will always be in my heart, because you make my world is not the same again, bless you with a different New Year.
The bells of the New Year keep ringing, my blessings keep sending. I wish you a happy New Year and a prosperous New Year!
Happy New Year! I would like to pay my respects to you! The past year we have worked together very happily, thank you for your care, I wish you a happy Chinese New Year! Auspicious! I wish you all the best!
We wish you peace, happiness and good health in the new year, and hope that all your dreams will be realized in the new year.
Another year of spring has come, the blessings of the sky, floating to you, but also to me, congratulations on the new year! Happy New Year! All the best! I'd like to see you in a better position to do what you want!
It's the beginning of another year, it's another period of happiness, and once again I sincerely wish you a good New Year!
I have put my blessings in 365 buds, they open one every day, and give you wonderful blessings every day.
On the occasion of this New Year's Day, I wish you and your family happiness and good health, and Luckily, you will be able to go to the next level!
Snowflakes in the sky, ushering in the New Year, let the long-lost hearts meet, I y wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessings melt the winter and warm your heart.
My dearest friend: May God bless you in this New Year! The Goddess of Mercy protects you! The God of Wealth will hold you! The God of Love is shooting at you! The God of Food kisses you!
New Year, new things, new beginnings, new beginnings, there will be a new harvest, I wish my friends all the best, years of peace, happy spirit, good Spring Festival.
Happy New Year! The New Year is here and good things are all around! I wish you and your whole family a happy new year! Good health! Good luck with your work! I wish you all the best!
Wishing you a prosperous New Year! I wish you all the best in your endeavors! Sparrow is in good hands and wealth is in abundance! I wish you good health, good food, good sleep, happiness for your family, and congratulations on your fortune!
The sky will increase in years and people will increase in life, and the spring will be full of blessings. The three goats are auspicious, and the five blessings of wealth are lush. I wish you a happy and prosperous New Year!
Wishing you the Year of the Monkey: big name, big luck, big red, big show, big gun and red, big sound, big horse!
Wish: New Year's auspicious future like Jin Jin Xing Zhuozhao financial prosperity and family joy Flying yellow Tengda Fu as the East China Sea Shoubi Nanshan happy and dreamy!
Spring breeze overflowing with you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the God of Fortune is tied to you, friends are loyal to you, I wish you this, the lucky star will always shine on you.
No fear, another year, the New Year is coming, I wish, bank deposits, only increase not decrease, a better future, efforts today, life goals, has been to the money!
New Year's Eve, I wish you a new year, a new start, a new harvest, a happy new year, all the best!
Wish you a new year to get rich on the Wanbao Road, career on the Red Pagoda Mountain, lover stuffed with Ashima, wealth all over Greater China.
Wishing you a prosperous new year with many blessings, many wives and concubines, and many children and grandchildren. I'm sure you'll be able to find a lot of good things to do in the new year, but I'm sure you'll be able to find a lot of good things to do in the new year.
Some things don't fade because of the passage of time, some people don't forget because they don't see each other often, and you are my friend forever in my memory. I wish you all the best in your endeavors as you welcome the new year.
Happy New Year! All the best! I'm happy to be with you! The wealth of prosperity! Auspiciousness! Blooming wealth and prosperity! Golden jewels fill the halls! Fortune and longevity! Congratulations on your wealth!
Wish you in the new year: career is just afternoon, the body is strong as a tiger, money is countless, work is not hard, leisurely like a mouse, romantic like a music score, happy non-you!
The Chinese New Year is here to greet you; your body is twice as healthy, and your mood is especially good; your luck is daily, and your taste is wonderful; your home is full of gold, and your wall is full of banknotes.
Wine: poured in the cup like water, drink into the belly haunted, walking to trip legs, back home quarrel, climbed into bed impotence, the next day up to regret, the Spring Festival you drink it?
Happy New Year! I sincerely wish you: God bless you! Allah cares for you! The Bodhisattva loves you! The God of Fortune follows you! The God of Luck is with you!
Wish you buddy: the spirit of the dragon and horse career prosperous, eat and drink without worrying about not getting fat, small secretaries compete to put you evening, daughter-in-law more and more beautiful, the old and the young body strong, the New Year have new weather!
Wish you in the new year, all the hope can be as desired, all the dreams can be realized, all the waiting can appear, all the pay can be realized.
In this sunny holiday, I wish you a happy mood joy, family reunion warmth, love sweet as the sun, never sad Pacific Ocean.
Wife is home, lover is flower; salary to home, bonus to buy flowers; sick home, well look at the flowers; I hope you remember to visit home often in the new year, but do not forget to water the flowers.
Lover is a flower in the hands of the hands do not want to spread the friend is the onion where the need where to catch the secret is a spark occasionally to a little friction lover is a twist of hunger will think of him, I wish the small onion flower happy.
New Year's wishes to friends all over the world: work comfort, paychecks together, nest warm heart, friends know the heart, love the same heart, everything is smooth, always happy, everything is satisfactory!
Weather Forecast: This year you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, love, fog, friendship, lucky dew, health, frost, beauty, thunder, security hail, please note that they will be entangled with you for a whole year.
May good luck be like a landmine that you step on from time to time, and bad luck be like a meteor shower that never showers you with wealth like garbage that you can pick up anywhere, and happiness be with you for the rest of your life, like a fly on the wall that won't let go of you!
(Seriously: without permission, the blessing may not be discounted consumption. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have that blessing for to.)
Meet with destiny, no destiny to get together, the end of the world, but wish to remember each other; fortunate to know each other, no fortunate to keep each other, the sea of bright moon, the sky is long. I will always silently bless you and wish you happiness. Happy New Year.
Faintly a little bit of friendship is very true, faintly a little bit of attachment is very light, faintly a little bit of thought is very deep, faintly a little bit of blessing is the most true! I wish you a happy new year!
I want the blossoms to never fade and to bloom in the warmth of spring! I want the sun to shine in winter, dissolving the cold and snow! I want the people who read this message to be happy in the New Year!
The sky is blue and the clouds will eventually clear.
The sea is not wide, this shore is even the other shore. The dream is very shallow, all things are natural. Tears are also sweet, when your heart is as you wish. I wish you a happy new year!
I have eyes but I can't see you at any time, I have ears but I can't hear you at any time, I have hands but I can't hold your body at any time; but I have a sincere heart to wish you at any time: Happy New Year, all the best!
I bought two pounds of fashion, three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, eight pounds of homemade happiness, from the bottom of the heart cut a ton of care. New Year gift for you!
A green leaf, full of its love for the root; a greeting, condensed my wishes for you. It's the beginning of another wonderful year - the first year of the New Year. I wish success and happiness will always be with you.
How can the frozen world be thawed and revived overnight, and how can the newly awakened earth be fragrant with flowers overnight? May you continue to accumulate, and may you create something.
Hold a bouquet of flowers, grab two handfuls of sunshine, go to France to buy four bottles of romance, the United States to buy six boxes of happiness, the United Nations to take eight boxes of blessings, from the depths of the heart to cut down ten care, as a gift to you. My friend, happy new year!
Happy New Year! Fresh year after year! A big mouthful of money!!!
Wish you: a high position of power and responsibility, less work, more money, close to home, sleep until you wake up every day, others work overtime and you get a raise, receive money to count the hand cramps, beautiful women love you crazy. The new year is a good one!
The least element in nature is love (astatine), the most is love (hydrogen). The combination of the two is love. I wish you a happy New Year of love.
A thousand paper cranes, a thousand hearts, bless you forever. I wish you all a happy new year!
What is the length of heaven? What is the longest time on earth? Saying a happy new year so that you will remember is a long time in heaven and a long time in earth!
Laden is against terror, Bush kisses Saddam, Sharon will give in tomorrow, if all three are met, the new year will not give you blessings.
Take the family as the center of the circle, take happiness as the radius, and draw thousands of happy families!
This year's holiday is not a gift, send a text message to you. I'd like to tell you that the God of Fortune is already following you!
Every festive season, I think of my family, and I wish them all the best, and I wish them all the best, and I wish them all the best, and I wish them all the best, and I wish them all the best, and I wish them all the best, and I wish them all the best.
We are happy to welcome the New Year, and we will be happy to see you in the New Year every year!
We wish you: a hundred blessings to the door always have more, auspicious clouds gathering New Year!
Good luck in the New Year, and the stars of happiness and longevity come to your door! I wish you all the luck in the world!
Legend has it that lavender has four green leaves: the first one is faith, the second one is hope, the third one is love, and the fourth one is luck. I send you a lavender plant and wish you a happy new year!
A catty of melon seeds and two catty of jujube, I wish you good luck come early; a catty of candy and two catty of banana, I wish you good luck won't run; a catty of peanuts and two catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into the waistband!
Wishing you peace every year and happiness every day; a smooth road and a high rise; a good year and a good fortune; a happy family and everything is as it should be!
The motherland under the leadership of the Party will live long and prosper, the people under the leadership of the Party will live and work in peace and contentment, and **** with the creation of a brand new year!
Honestly wish you in the new year, all the expectations can appear, all the dreams can be realized, all the hopes can be as desired, all the pay can be honored!
It takes three seconds for the stars to fall, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to revolve, twenty-four hours to think about someone, and a lifetime to love someone, but a thoughtful wish takes only one second: Happy New Year!
SMS New Year's greetings: peace and quiet at the end of the year, living and working happily. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that. The most important thing to remember is that it is a good idea to have a good time, and that's why I'm here. I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make the most of your time here. I wish you all the happiness in the world!
To welcome the new year, to raise the golden cup of spring full of ten thousand households, to advance with the times to congratulate the year of abundance, to spread the laughter of the joy of a thousand families.
Meeting by chance is not easy. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and then you'll be able to get a new one. I know it's hard for me to say what I want to say. I wish you a happy Chinese New Year. Do you miss me? I miss you so much!
I wish my shareholders and friends a happy new year, a lot of silver, the stock market is on fire in the new year.
Close your eyes, my small wish will fly in the New Year evening bell in front of your window, and your dream of the new century hopes gently overlap ......
Spring flowers bloom, spring back to the Yan come. I send the breeze into your heart: peace is priceless, love will always be there. The world's most important thing is that the world's most important thing is the world's most important thing. The world's most prosperous city is in sight, and the dragon is in the four seas. The grandiose blueprints are written in a bold manner.
Spring dawn, spring dawn, everywhere green poplar grass. The mountains and the waters, laughing and smiling, *** wishing six contracts spring, step by step to reach high.
Wish you (inhale) a smooth sailing, two dragons fly three sheep in the four seasons of peace, five blessings in the door six six big luck seven stars high light eight parties come to the wealth of the nine nine concentricity ten perfect perfect hundred things are prosperous thousand things auspicious ten thousand things as you wish! I wish you an auspicious New Year!
If you smile happily in your dreams, it is because I have commanded the moon to send you my blessings on a certain night of a certain month of a certain year: Happy New Year, my friend!
A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you a happy, happy, happy; healthy, relaxed; reunion, love, love; and beautiful, red hot!
Wish you a happy new year, smugness; bad luck to go, good luck to raise eyebrows; Yangchun Baixue beautiful, ocean spilling Nafu; all things Yang Guan Road!
New Year's Eve "Sina" tide, SMS MMS with integrity. I wish you a happy "Xin" year, "money" program. The "rich" as the East China Sea, "thin" than the South Mountain!
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Funny SMS about pigs
01. In those days, we walked quietly along the paths of our hometown, with your head bowed shyly. When the townspeople saw us they praised you: Hey, beautiful and clean! I also praised me: good boy, so young to come out to herd pigs!
02. Do you know, my dear? You've lost a lot of weight lately! I am to see in the eyes, pain in the heart ah, see will be the New Year, your body but let a person worry about ...... who do not want to let their own pig to kill a few more pounds it!
03. The moment I left with a heart of gold, you behind me helplessly crying and heart-breaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you, I violently turned around and cried and hugged you tightly: this pig I do not sell it!
04. A cricket made a bet with a pig that if I jumped into the grass you wouldn't be able to see me, and the pig said, "I want to be able to see it. So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig is still looking! Why is the pig still looking at it?
05. The wolf came to the pig's nest in a mess, the pig's mother arranged: the big pig to block the door! The second pig to block the window! When I saw the little pig, the pig mom came to fire, yelling: old three, do not read the text message! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.
06. Crying it silly, happy days no right? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn't listen. Now you should remember, the pig grows to a certain portion to be out of the pen.
07. Not every flower can represent love, but the rose did; not every kind of tree can withstand thirst, but the poplar did; not every pig can receive a text message, but you did
08. The tortoise and the hare race, the pig as a referee, do you think the tortoise ran faster or the hare ran faster?
09. Tonight there is a meteor shower, I heard that there will be a big pig flying through the sky, but unfortunately I have to sleep, you will be fine, there are so many people watching you fly!
10. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! Good! This pig knowledge seminar ends here, see you tomorrow !
11. A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20℃ cold storage, the next day the penguin died, but the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? That's right, the pig doesn't know either!
12. When the Tang Monk took his three disciples for a short break, the Tang Monk went to the pig and looked at him angrily: "You pig, actually have the leisure to read short messages!"
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SMS about pigs
Your life portraits: ten years old will take a bath - pig self-cleaning, twenty years old will dress up - pig when the Mao, thirty years old will work - pig
I do not want to become your parallel line, life can only be far and you watch; I do not want to become your intersecting lines, a moment of warmth after the farther away; only and you **** for a straight line, you before and after me to drive you into the pigsty!
The north wind began to blow again, careless you are always like this, every time I remind you to wear a piece of clothing, but you are also every time so disdainfully answered me, said: I'm so thick pig skin is what? I'm not afraid of that little wind?
The sun has risen, the troubles are over, and you will meet the wonderful day with vigor! Come out of the nest! Shake your piggy hair, wash your face, and work hard for your feed!
Tea, to drink strong, until the aroma is particularly; road, to walk difficult, until the bitter sweet: people, to deep feelings, until the next life can love again; pig's feet, to fresh, eh? The one with the cell phone is not bad!
Before I only know, piglet can't talk, just know humming, but then met you, realize that you are more than piglet will hum, is talking about you, you still hum!
A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20℃ cold storage, the next day the penguin died, the pig is fine, why? You don't know? By the way, the pig doesn't know either!
. Baby pig's love can:You hi congratulations had to. The pig's chemical text has, the education has been taught, the word literacy head one is you explicitly said, the letter short then this understand can see you. But it only takes a few seconds for a word of concern to be heard: "It's cold, so put more grass in your nest!
Reading in Sichuanese: Once the night is over, a tiger pops up and pounces on the ground, but it doesn't risk putting you in the wrong place. Because it's not a building, it's not a building, it's a building!
A piglet was about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to get it. But the piggy said impassionately, death is not to be feared, wait for me to finish reading this text message. Oh
God didn't give the pig wisdom because he wanted the pig to be happy. So you must be happy.
Fat like a pig, troublesome? Lazy like a pig, guilty? Stupid like a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! You can do whatever you want!
You and a wild boar one-on-one, was kicked a head of bag, the wild boar said: Grandma ground! The boar says, "Damn it, a domestic pig wants to fight a boar!
Originally, I really love you! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me, why can't you cherish this fate after you choose to be sincere? I want to be with you forever, but the police said no pigs are allowed in the city!
One day, the eight ring asked the Tang monk: master, this world is really my ugliest? The Tang Monk said: you go to ask the Goddess of Mercy! Eight rings from the Goddess of Mercy back, happy to ask: Oh, master, who is # # ah? Ha ha!
Late at night, the pig is very sad crying. Mom asked: why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel very stupid. Mom comforted him: child, don't cry, the person who reads this message is even more stupid than you!
Guess the riddle: You and the pig are standing together. (playing an animal) Riddle: Elephant
A pair of lovers together is called a love affair, a couple together is called an eternity together, and you are simple, you and a pig together is called a pair of pairs.
When you pick up a mirror and look at your own round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, blessed ears, you always can't help but sigh out loud ---- pig ah!
You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left, the cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, the pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!
Pigs are said to be lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I've found a pig reading a text message.
Since the beginning of time, a mathematical equation has been eternally true: A = B, B = C, so A = C. You = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.
New signs in the animal world: ants raped African elephants, lions sold spicy hot pot, rats and snakes to get together, sharks and donkeys shopping malls, and piglets are even crazier, holding a cell phone pretending to be a hooligan, hey, said you, but also look, small sample!
The day I said you are a pig, you said "I am a pig only strange", since then I called you a pig only strange, and then you finally could not stand it, in front of a lot of people shouted at me "I am not a pig only strange"!
Receive this message, you are a pink pig, delete this message, you are an African pig, reply to this message, you are a Rwandan pig, do not come back to the Ukrainian pig, store it, it is a perverted pig, hey, look what you do
Sunrise + sunset = day and night, the moon + stars = unlimited thoughts, wind and flowers + snow = tenderness, love, love and love, meteors + heart = blessings, you + charcoal = fragrance, you + charcoal = the smell, you can not be a pig, but I am not a pig. Suckling Pig
Weird, really weird! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand and you said it was fine and it didn't hurt at all! Then I looked up the proverb and realized that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!
The cobra is highly nearsighted, and the elephant first date after some polite, the cobra said to the elephant's trunk: to come to it, but also lead such a big head of pig to, you are too polite. Again, is this pig called ##?
You're happy because I'm happy, I'm happy because you're happy, I'm sad because you're skinny, I'm skinny because you're sick, I'm smiling because you're strong, I'm rich because I sold you ............ Pig ah!
I have always been at your side, but also repeatedly worried about you, today you eat enough? Did you sleep well? Do you get cold late at night? I always knew you just couldn't take care of yourself, and whenever I walked away, you jumped out of the pig pen.
I have always been attracted to you, and your face appears in front of my eyes all the time! But I was poor and didn't dare to hope, now I have money! I can say: "Boss, cut me half of that pig's head"!
How can I bear to see you go? We have spent a lot of warm and happy time together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, this pig I do not sell
The thoughts of you are day after day, lonely I still have not changed, when will the beautiful dream appear! I'd like to see you, my dear! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! The dead pig sleeps in a bad position to get up and re-sleep.
There are six kinds of pigs in the world, raised in the home called the family pig, born in the mountains called the wild boar, read the message called stupid pig, in the laugh of a stupid pig, angry is a stupid pig, ignore me is a dead pig, do not return the message of the pig is not even better than a pig ~~~
The weather is changing gratuitously, be careful of catching a cold, once again, care for you a few words: you have to quit undressing; quit returning late; quit cold drinks; quit picking food; quit the cold bath; Six abstain from alcohol; seven abstain from boarding the quilt; eight abstain from you understand?
If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow, if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven. If you go, I will think of you in tears; if I go, I will let him take care of you, his pig-raising skills are not bad, really
Raining off and on, causing me to infinite thoughts, to put it bluntly is to think of you, wait until the wind and sunshine, I will also take you to that piece of grass, but agreed in advance: the pig is only permitted to eat grass, not allowed to arch the ground!
Friends in the past, think about it or you are the coolest, dreaming to find you a thousand degrees, suddenly look back, but you are still in my pigsty, eating grass, next to the tree, tail wagging can not stop, so you are gnawing on my family's tree, damn it!
When I met you, I was flustered and didn't know what to do. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I understand your heart. I desperately ran away from you but followed closely. I cried out, "Whose pig is starving like this?"
I haven't heard from you in a long time
These two days I always think of you
My heart is in turmoil
Searching for the pond you love to go to
The hut where you dine
The lawn where you sleep
Still I don't see you
My heart is breaking
......
How could you lose a pig that was so big
My friends said we wouldn't be happy together
They told me to give up on you, to leave you
But I really liked you and couldn't bear to leave you
That's why I got into a fight with them
Why should I
Let them have the dog and not the pig
It was just a matter of time before we got to know each other, but it's not the same.
I used to be just an ordinary chivalrous man, until I met the most mysterious you in the jianghu, and ghostly call out your name, from then on I became the jianghu everyone admired "know piggy chivalry"
Piggy piggy terrific, every day to sleep until ten o'clock, ton of five bowls are at the bottom of the weight of no one dares to compare to ask piggy where is it? Is snickering to see the text message.
The king wanted 100 pigs, the minister only brought 99, the king said: "There is a pig'? The minister said: "There is still 1 head is reading a short message
I want to say my heart when you are the happiest, warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come - you are happy like a piggy, angry when more like. Pig, happy new year!
I spend my days like this: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tyson, playing chess with Wei-Ping, chatting about scandals with Clinton, blowing up buildings with Osama bin Laden, and texting pigs.
Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; not every tree can withstand thirst, but aspens do; not every pig can get a text message, but you do!
There is a meteor shower tonight, and I heard that there will be a big pig flying through the sky, but unfortunately I have to sleep, and you'll be just fine, there are so many people watching you fly!
Raised at home is a domestic pig, born in the mountains is called a wild pig, read this message is a stupid pig, if in the laugh is a stupid pig, angry is a fat pig, ignore me is a dead pig, do not reply to even worse than a pig.
When I turned my head to leave that moment, you behind me helplessly crying, heartbreaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!
I just saw you at the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner and the screen said: pig's feet are 8 dollars. You thought the machine was broken and put your face over to look at it, and the screen said pig's head was 5 yuan!
Or you're the best, I began to think of you again, no longer angry with you and I feel the love for you every day to deepen that's because someone told me .... The price of pork has gone up and you can buy it for a good price!
Ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's butt, playing a song title .................. Can't guess it, shedding tears on your face.
Told my mom, I like you, I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, you know? Through these days of interaction, I realized that I can no longer live without you, but my mom refused, she said: no pigs allowed in the house!
You pulled a pig shopping, very happy look. I passed by, full of sympathy, said: "Look at a person's class, depending on who he is with." Before I could finish my sentence, I saw the pig abandon you with contempt.
People are so tired of living! You have to queue up to get on the bus, you really suffer from unrequited love, you don't have any flavor to eat, you can easily get drunk, you are tired of going to work, you don't know how to commit robbery, you have to pay tax to earn money, and you have to charge for sending a text message to the pig~!
Busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you, I'm thinking of you! I hope that when you get this text message, your mouth is smiling, your nose is arching, and you're grunting twice to let the other pigs know that the owner likes you best!
There was a bean that fell, it was discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "Piggy Encouragement Bean".
The piglet was very sad and crying. Mom asked: Why are you crying? The piggy said: I feel stupid. Mom said, "Don't cry. The person who reads this message is even dumber than you!
The sky is drizzling as if mocking my demented Why are you so selfish and cruel to let me empty thoughts of love racked my brain to write a poem full of heartache who knows only the pig and the idiot staring at the phone to see this poem
Every time the wind and rain is harsh I'm for you to ask for warmth and warmth, in the case of famine, I'll be for you to send food, you look so simple to me excited about, in fact, to raise a pig quite a sense of fulfillment!
In this warm and romantic day, a little pig is hiding in the house to draw eggs, and the eggs he draws are round and round. The pig is happy to have a round egg!
Party members: a day does not drink the party's wine. I don't know how to go about it. The day you don't eat the party's food. I don't know how to do my job. The day without using the party's money. I don't know how to fill in the invoice. One day does not smoke the Party's cigarettes. I don't know how to sign my name.
Preservation of education difficulties: criticism of the superior official position is difficult to maintain; criticism of the peer relationship is difficult to deal with; criticism of their own trouble; criticism of the lower level of the vote is reduced; criticism of the husband he is messed up; criticism of the children have no one to pension. This situation is how to be good?
It is said that a blind man was so good at fortune-telling that he brought in a pig with its hair removed for him to read. The blind man touched it and rejoiced, saying:, hip wide belly round, contemporary party members, big face and small eyes, is a leader, fine skin and tender flesh, is preserving the freshness of it!