1, one day Liu Hong Hong Tao came to the foreign guest, went up and said: "iam hongtao liu ." The foreign guest said: "I also fucking square

block seven it. "

2, the cafeteria master is estimated to be out of love, because I found the new replacement menu has a different view: the soul of the lotus root slices, broken hearted people shoot yellow

gourd, small fat ramen, memories of lentils, bleak tofu shredded, pure love of the wood mustache meat.

3, I am playing checkers with my 5-year-old daughter. Cell phone rang, I looked at the number, is a friend of old Hou called, and greeted: "Hou

Hello brother!" Then I chatted with him in a feverish manner. At this point, my daughter ran over and stared at me with a gaze full of reverence, not saying a word

from. I finished talking with Lao Hou, put down the phone and asked my daughter, "What's wrong with you, why are you looking at me like that?" My daughter asked in a small voice, "Daddy.

How did you and the Monkey King meet?"

4, public **** car on the old lady afraid to sit through the station every station must ask, the car to a stop she was one to stab the driver with an umbrella: "This is the exhibition

Center? "

This is an exhibition center?", "No, this is the ribs! "

5, a man to a woman courting, with an erhu pulled a song ＜Two Springs Reflecting the Moon＞, after the woman said: "Erhu pulling not so good, people long

is and blind Bing quite like. "

6, the teacher asked Xiaoming: "What are the ways to protect the environment and stop cutting down trees?" Xiaoming replied, "Give out one less

roll a day, and no sale, no killing."

7, the athlete shoots a basketball, not even five times, the coach said: "Idiot! Look at me! " also threw five times and still did not go in, "see

? That's how you just threw it! "

8, an old man lost his car, when he put a new car downstairs when he put three locks and clip a piece of paper: let you steal! The next

day the car was not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper that said: let you ride.

9, a person climbed the wall out of school, was caught by the principal, the principal asked: why not go from the school gate? Answer: Metersbonwe, do not go unusual

Road. The principal asked: how to go over such a high wall ah? He pointed to his pants and said: Li Ning, anything is possible.

10, Zhang Auntie: Wang sister, your son graduated what gain ah? Wang Auntie: What gain ah, just a diploma. Sister Zhang, your girlfriend

daughter? I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person, and I'm a good person.

Expanded:

Jokes are characterized by their short length, simple but ingenious storylines, often unexpected, and the wonderful feeling of suddenly laughing at God. Most of them reveal the phenomenon of life's perverse, ironic and entertaining. There is a difference between high and low fun.

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