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One day, there was a fudge walking in the street.
As she was walking, she suddenly said, "Oh, dear! My legs are so soft.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu,
One day, he was hungry,
I ate myself. ....
A classmate named Cai Xiao was walking on the road when he was suddenly stopped. ..
A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down.
There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" "
Hearing this, the polar bear tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" " "
One day mung beans committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.
One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I am just a bean paste bag."
The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death.
Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...
Once upon a time there was a bird.
He passes through a cornfield every day.
But unfortunately,
One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.
All the corn has turned into popcorn.
After the birds fly by, ......
I thought it was snowing, so I froze. ...
One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"
There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet.
On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" "
The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "
A pair of corn fell in love.
So they decided to get married.
Wedding anniversary
A corn can't find another corn.
This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?
Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.
One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.
Q: Why don't they say hello?
A: Because I am not familiar with it. ..
There is a fat man. ..........
Jump off a tall building ...
It turned out to be .......
Fat bastard ..
One day, a green apple went out shopping and suddenly saw a red apple. He said to the red apple. ...
You have a crush on me, otherwise why are you blushing? ...
In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.
Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"
Xiaohua: "Yes"
Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"
Xiaohua: "Piano."
Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?
Xiaomei said: right hand
Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.
Xiao said to Xiao B: dig the plug ... it's raining outside! ! Have you seen it?
Xiao B is very excited: Yes, I see you.
Xiaoming has been begging his mother to let him become an artist.
Mother said, "You are still young, we will talk about it later." Xiao Ming didn't give up and kept begging her.
Finally, my mother couldn't stand it anymore and flew into a rage:
"We were born with red beans and can't be artists (barley). You should give up! 」
The little snake asked Brother Snake in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous?" The snake said, "Why do you ask?" The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."
Once upon a time, tomato A and tomato B went shopping together.
Then one day suddenly a truck rushed out.
Squeeze the tomato nails through.
Tomato b laughs at tomato a.
[hahaha ketchup ~]
Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins.
Why?
Because of the chocolate bar ~
The tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..
The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..
Then, the snail came up. ..
After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..
So the ants came up. .
When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.
Do you know what the snail said?
Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...
Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?
A: Call for help!
Ming Dow Jr.: "Kang, let me ask you something." A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? 」
Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? 」
Xiao Ming said, "The answer is' green bean paste (mung bean shark)'. Oh, you are so stupid! 」
Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?
A: Rabbit ~ ~
Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~
Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?
A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba
Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.
MM got lost looking for a university. Meet a gentle professor.
Excuse me, how can I get to the university?
Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.
The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death.
There is a man and a woman eating.
Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me?
The boy glanced at the girl and went on eating dinner.
The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me or not?
The boy finally said: love
The girl asked again, then how do you prove it?
Suddenly, the boy took out 30 yuan money from his pocket.
And ask the girl: Do you have ten dollars?
The girl gave the boy ten yuan. ..
The boys put forty yuan on the table.
soon .....
The girl was very angry and asked the boy: Do you want to prove that you love me or not?
Boys say I have been proved! ! !
Forty is just around the corner!
A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, where are you from?" I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! ! ! "College students replied to the enemy's words and were electrocuted. ...
He said, "I'm from TV University!"
Q: Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger?
A: Tiger, because he is in a hurry ~
Put the notebook on the table first.
Then put your chin on the notebook.
finished
This is my gift to you.
Notebook pad brain
One day, turtle's father, turtle's mother and turtle's son decided to go for an outing. They took a Shandong pie and two cans of underwater chicken and set off for Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, it's finally here! They sat on the floor, unloaded their equipment and prepared to eat. Turns out I didn't bring a can opener!
Son of a turtle: "... I'll go back and get it." 」
Father Tortoise: "Good boy! Come on! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back for dinner. Go and get back! 」
Tortoise son: "Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! 」
So turtle son set foot on the road home. ...
Time flies, time flies, 20 years have passed, but the turtle son has not appeared yet.
Mother turtle: "Wife ... shall we eat first?" ? I was so hungry that I said ... "
Tortoise Dad: "No! We promised our son! Well ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! 」
It's been five years, and the turtle son still hasn't seen it. Tortoise parents don't care! Parents decided to start.
Take out the pie and get ready to eat. ...
Suddenly, turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree. ...
Turtle son: "Shit! I knew you would steal! Trick me into getting a can opener? I waited for 25 years and finally got it! I hate being cheated! 」
At 6: 438: 02 p.m.,
Wearing black underwear,
Stand in front of the mirror;
Beat your chest 30 times and scream,
Your breasts will eventually ...
Heiqing ..
Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher:
There are many ants in the toilet.
The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: What did the ants say?
Xiao a face of vacant ... Said:
Ant, he said nothing.
A lumberjack applied for a job.
Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....
In a minute. ....
Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?
Worker: Sahara forest ......
Foreman: Never heard of it ... I only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......
Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!
A man left home for work on Friday afternoon. It was payday, so he didn't go home. He spent all his salary partying with friends all weekend.
When he finally got home on Sunday night, his angry wife was waiting for him and scolded him for nearly an hour. Finally, the wife stopped nagging and asked him, "You haven't seen me for three days in a row. What do you think?" ? 」
He replied, "I think it's quite good. 」
Monday passed and he didn't drink? Antagonistic seals?
Tuesday and Wednesday passed, and he still hasn't seen his wife.
On Thursday,
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The swelling disappeared a little, and he finally managed to see his wife from the corner of his left eye.
This is a telephone market survey about pet food. A child answered the phone.
Market regulator: "Little friend, do you have any dogs, kittens, rabbits or birds at home?"
Child: "No, my mother only gave birth to me."
Wife: Before I married you, I was really blind and stepped in shit.
Husband: I was really blind enough to step on shit before I married you.
...
Shit: I'm so unlucky! Lying there, you both stepped on it. ..
One day, a mother-in-law took a bus.
Sitting halfway, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way.
My mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this?
Driver: This is my ass.
"Dad," said the younger son, "can I stay at home today? I don't feel well. "
"What's the matter with you?" Dad asked.
"School." The younger son replied.
Teacher: "You finally came! Why didn't you come to class yesterday? "
Student: "Because, because, my mother fell down the stairs."
Teacher: "Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. "
Student: "No ... My father was injured ..."
Teacher: "Why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father get hurt?"
Student: "Because .. my dad has a woman outside .."
Teacher: "What? .. what does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? "
Student: "because they were fighting .. my mother fell, it's okay." My father was injured by my mother. "
Teacher: "Oh ... so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital?"
Student: "No, that woman outside sent my dad."
Teacher: "Then why didn't you come to class?"
Student: "Because I overslept."
Teacher: "What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ? "
Student: "No, I ... I just mentioned by the way ..."
Cloudy night
A group of girls' school students are playing disc fairy in the dormitory. Suddenly,
They kept screaming! ! !
The seniors upstairs hurried into their dormitory.
I saw the plates on their desks spinning at a breakneck speed.
Amazingly fast, and horribly fast.
"Oh, no! What did you do? "
Senior realized that the situation is wrong, hurriedly asked
"We ..." The junior girl said.
"We just asked how fast it could turn ...? "
I went to change my driver's license today, and the red light stopped at an intersection. As a result, a mother was holding a child, and there was a bigger one in front, which was stopped by the traffic police ... The traffic police said, "Miss, even if your child doesn't wear a helmet, why don't you wear it yourself?" This doesn't make sense! Mother said, "children can't buy such a small one!" " ! The traffic police said, "but bring it yourself!" ! "Mom said," Why should I take it? If anything happens to my child, I don't want to live! ! 」
Electrical appliances held a joke-telling contest,
It is stipulated that every electrical appliance should tell a joke.
Let all the audience laugh,
Otherwise you will be taken to Aruba. First, the washing machine,
As soon as he finished his joke, all the audience burst out laughing.
Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"
So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the home appliances laughed.
I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"
So! Computers were also brought to Aruba.
The third place is the most humorous desk lamp.
The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground.
The rice cooker said, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"
Just as the magic lamp was about to be taken to Aruba,
The rice cooker stood up angrily.
Turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said:
"I've had enough of your laughter. Don't open your mouth so wide and cold."
One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.
He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."
All the children went to pick fruit.
As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.
Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"
Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."
Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"
Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."
Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "
A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."
What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole?
....
Ice cream. .
A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and what became after being fished out?
.. betel nut ...........
An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg; An egg got married and became an asshole; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became Hua Dan; An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child;
One day, two ice creams competed for swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, and the last two melted.
A pair of nude statues have stood face to face in the park for decades. One day, Cupid, the god of love, came to them and said, "It must be depressing for you two to look at each other every day, but you can't do it. Today I want you to be human and do what you want! " But only fifteen minutes. "
Say that finish, the two statues turned into people, and the two men immediately jumped into the grass, and the haystack rustled. ...
Ten minutes later, they jumped out of the grass. Cupid said, "Alas, there are still five minutes. Enjoy it again. "
Say that finish, the two men looked at each other, smiled and jumped into the grass. ...
I vaguely heard the female statue say to the male statue, "I pinned this pigeon down, and now it's your turn to shit on its head."
When a millionaire drove a luxury extended Lincoln through a village, he saw two beggars pulling grass at the roadside to eat. The millionaire stopped at once.
"Why do you eat grass?"
"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.
"Really, get in the car and go to my house."
"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.
"Call them," the rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call home, too."
"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.
"Never mind, just call them all."
In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home."
The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "
Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why?
Because the person they hit is called "Mahjong".
When Xiao Ming came home,
The dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him.
In a rage, he picked up bamboo and smashed it.
When the owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating the dog, he said unhappily that beating the dog depends on the owner. Haven't you heard of it?
At this moment, Xiao Ming said: Good! I will beat your dog while watching you.
Son: "Mom! Give me 100 yuan. 」
Mother: "No! 」
Son: "If you give me 100 yuan, I will tell you what my father said to the maid when you were away this afternoon. 」
Hearing this, the mother quickly took out 100 yuan and gave it to him!
Son: "Dad said,' Don't forget to iron clothes in the future' …"
At the beginning of the new semester, every boy has to go on stage to introduce himself. When a handsome guy introduced himself, the host asked, "Have you ever been mistaken for a girl?"
"Of course," the boy disagreed, "my teacher has always treated me like a girl since I was a child.
One day, something happened to the red bean cake. His last words before he died were: "... Ah! It turns out that I am a bean paste! "
On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire.
Remember the game in the afternoon? In fact, there is still a game behind. His head feels itchy. After catching it, his head caught fire. Then he went to the hospital. After the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab.
It's hot every day in summer, and we eat watermelon together in the dormitory.
A mm came over and asked, "Can I eat?"
Answer: "You can eat the seeds and keep the watermelon."
One day, Xiaoming, who went to kindergarten, ran to his father: "Dad, Dad, what rises in the east and falls in the west?" "Well, is it the sun?" "No, no, five words!" Dad thought for a moment and said, "Santa Claus grandson?" "Wrong, five words! Just those five words! " Dad thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out. . . . At this time, Xiao Ming said: ". . . . . . . . . . . . . Stupid, yes, yes, the sun! ! ! ! "
There is a child who looks like a tomato. One day, he was walking and suddenly fell down. . . . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that's funny.
Once upon a time, a horse walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for a glass of wine. The bartender said, "Your face is so long."
My junior sister went shopping and picked it for a long time at a stall selling rubber bands.
Q: "Well, it's beautiful. Give it to you. "
Answer: "Why? I won't hit your glass. "
One day, at the height of the national war, the guild leader came to the front of the grassland to boost morale. ...
The guild leader asked: What's the situation?
Report to the member archers: report to the head! There is a Bezos archer beside the tent 20 meters ahead, but his accuracy is poor. He has shot many times these days, but he didn't hit anyone.
After listening to this, the colonel asked: Since we have found the enemy archer, why not kill him?
The archer said: Report to the team leader! No, don't you want them to exchange it for a more accurate one?
Since the opening of Israel, all countries have flooded into Israel. ...
Ischia: Wow! Many people ~
Yi: Yes, I saw many gods of war and popes …
Ischia: What are they doing here?
Ismail: Come to the meeting.
Ischia: What meeting will be held?
Yi Yi: They came to discuss how we should face the challenges after joining the WTO.
Iska: ...
This is late-night training ...
Soldier: Ah ... Hungry ~
Teammate: Wow! then what
Father: Come on ~ Come on ~ I'm here! The priest kept telling the soldiers about the cure.
Warrior: Wow ... I ... I ... I just want to tell you that I'm going to the alley to buy noodles. ...
Pastor: ..........
The happiest festival
Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, telling each other that time waits for no man.
A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."
Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."
A song: "Father's Day is in ten years."
Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades."
A song: "In a few decades."
Appa: ". Tomb-Sweeping Day. "
Super composition for fifth-grade girls in primary school
Title-"Me Thirty Years Later"
Xiaomei, a girl in the class, wrote, "It's a beautiful day today. I'll take my children to Da 'an Forest Park in .............. We drove Lawrence, which my husband bought me, with a big diamond ring on our fingers and a gold necklace that we just bought me last month around our necks. I took my lovely children for a walk in the park, and people everywhere envied me. Suddenly, a smelly, muddy and homeless old lady rushed out of the road. Let me take a closer look ~ ~ ~ Oh, my God! She turned out to be my fifth-grade Chinese teacher! ............"
The lovelorn and God
A man committed suicide and went to see God. God asked, "My child, why did you kill yourself?" The man said, "I pursued a woman, and she said I didn't have a tall and handsome figure and appearance, so she turned me down." God nodded thoughtfully and said, "This is true. Visual effects are very important in love. Well, I'll give you a beautiful shell that is unparalleled in the world. Now go back and pursue your happiness. " At some point, God said a spell, and with a whoosh, the man left. A week later, the man committed suicide for the second time and came back to see God again. God asked, "My child, why did you kill yourself again?" The man said painfully, "When I went back, the woman said that although I was handsome, I didn't know her at all. I was rejected again. " God nodded understandingly: "Of course, if you don't know someone, how do you know how to give her happiness?" Well, I'll give you superhuman insight and intuition, and you can go back and pursue your happiness. "God said, and read a spell, only heard a whoosh, and the man left again. A week later, the man came back, which was the third suicide. God was surprised and asked, "My child, why did you commit suicide again?"? "The man said in great pain: After I went back, although I was handsome and knew her well, she said that she had given her body to another man. God looked at the unfortunate man sympathetically and finally said, "Well, since you like that woman so much, I'll let the man die, so that the woman is yours." Go back! "
Then God said a spell. Just in the middle of the spell, he heard "Crash!" With a loud cry, God fell to the ground and died hard.
The man said happily, "Now I can finally go back to pursue that beautiful nun!" " "
Zorro's death
One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her. The hostess asked Zorro, "What if my husband comes back?"
"Zorro said," it's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will be there.
Pick me up next. "
The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.
Zorro said: I see.
After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. Then say it's late
Yes, Zorro flew out of bed and jumped out of the window in the blink of an eye. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.
I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor."
One day, in the big forest, the fox was smoking marijuana. At this time, the little rabbit came from a distance. Seeing all this, he came over and said, Fox, how can you smoke marijuana? This is not good for your health. Look, how fresh the air is. Come and run with me. The fox thought it was right and ran away with the rabbit.
Running and running, they saw the elephant smoking heroin. The rabbit ran to the elephant and said, elephant, elephant, why are you taking drugs? Look how fresh the air is. Run with me. Elephants think it's right to run together.
Running and running, I saw the lion roll up his sleeves and was about to inject heroin. Little rabbit shouted to the lion from a distance: lion, lion, taking drugs is not good for your health. Look how fresh the air is. Run with me. ...
I saw the lion put down the syringe and rushed over, shooting rabbits crazily. The elephant trembled and said to the lion, why did you hit the rabbit? He doesn't want us to hurt his health!
The lion said angrily: NND dead rabbit, every time he takes drugs, he wants me to run wild in the forest with him, damn it!
I went home on weekends when I was at school, but I became addicted to smoking after dinner, and I planned to find an excuse to go for a walk. When changing shoes at the door, my father asked me why I wanted to go. I said, "Go have a cigarette!" As a result, my father found a pack of 555 from me and gave me a good K.
Version 1: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, Penguin was particularly bored at home, so he went out to play with polar bears, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the gas at home. It has been 65,438+00 years, but the gas still has to be turned off, so the penguin went home and turned off the gas. After turning off the gas, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." I won't play with you! " "
Version 2: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." Let's go to your house to play ~ "
Version 3: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin was particularly bored at home and wanted to find a polar bear to play with. He went out with him, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator at home. It's been 10 years, but the refrigerator is about to close, so the penguin went home and closed the refrigerator. After turning off the refrigerator, the penguin set out to look for the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " As a result, the polar bear shouted to the outside without even opening the door this time: "I don't want to play! " "
Version 4: It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin was particularly bored at home and wanted to find a polar bear to play with. He went out with him, but on the way, he found that he forgot to turn off the refrigerator at home. It's been 10 years, but the refrigerator is about to close, so the penguin went home and closed the refrigerator. After turning off the refrigerator, the penguin set out to look for the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, the polar bear was absent, and the neighbor seal told him that the polar bear had just come home yesterday.