He ordered a T-shirt by mail from the Internet.

This T-shirt looks ordinary,

But there is a secret hidden inside,

When you put it on, turn it over and put it on your head. It will reveal the pattern of the dead body inside.

In this way, in the eyes of others, you suddenly become a zombie.

He decided to wear it at the party tonight.

Scare those adventurous companions.

When he suddenly put on a T-shirt and pretended to be a zombie in a dimly lit bar,

The response of partners far exceeded expectations.

They screamed one by one, rolling and crawling out,

He was a little surprised and stood in the bar laughing.

"ah! It's just a T-shirt. What are you afraid of? "

After observing for a long time, his friends came in one by one in shock and cursed him for going too far.

But people still admire his t-shirt,

"Where did you buy this T-shirt? It's so cool, the portrait of Sadako on it is really similar! "

"What to say! My T-shirt is obviously a zombie! " He shouted discontentedly.

Everyone suddenly quieted down again,

He took off his T-shirt in this silence,

Inside the T-shirt, the famous female ghost is staring at him and blinking.

Two elm bumps

"You are a elm knot in one's heart, now it's time to begin to understand!"

Young female teachers,

Her slender fingers were painted with beautiful red nails,

Poke him hard in the head,

A thin blood flow down, but he seems to have no feeling, is still that kind of callous expression.

She looked at the stupid student who held the class back in disgust.

He is so stupid that he doesn't know how to hide his ardent admiration when he looks at her.

She chuckled and said coldly, "Isn't your dead mother a witch?"

Haven't you learned any Buddhism to enlighten your stupid head? "

He trembled all over and finally cried.

Many days after that, she remembered the boy's crying expression and still felt a little sympathy.

But she doesn't regret it at all, because since that conversation,

This elm pimple seems to have suddenly started.

Not only did his academic achievements in all subjects advance by leaps and bounds, but he also became a leader among all senior three students.

And they all become outgoing and cheerful, laughing and laughing all day, and there are always a bunch of friends around them.

And ... He actually knows how to flirt with her and attract her with those provocative words.

When they hug and have sex together,

She forgot that she was eight years older than him.

I also forgot that not long ago, he was a real elm pimple.

There was only one thing that worried her,

His health is getting worse and worse, and his face is getting yellow.

Although his spirit is still so high, he walks as if he would fall down at any time.

Fortunately, he took the college entrance examination.

Seeing him stumbling out of the examination room, she gave him a desperate hug in public.

On his face and body, countless black holes suddenly appeared.

Hundreds of termites flew out of those small holes and disappeared like a white whirlwind.

He stood there, riddled with holes and beautifully carved.

"Teacher, do you think I understand now?"

3 Broken heart

She is a famous iceberg beauty in the company and is cold to everyone.

He wants to melt this iceberg,

But no matter how he tried and pursued, she always refused coldly.

On this day, he decided to secretly follow her home in order to launch a more enthusiastic offensive in the future.

Soon after she got home, there was a voice of scolding and beating in the room.

Occasionally, she would cry for mercy,

He kicked the door open and rushed in.

A middle-aged man with a ferocious face is hitting her with a stick.

He blocked the wooden stick waved by middle-aged people and hugged her shivering.

Just as he was about to continue to teach the man a lesson,

She stopped him: "That's my father!" " "

He understood everything, why the girl was so cold, because her father was such a crazy and violent person.

He gave the man a hard look,

Gently lift her up, her body, trembling slightly, a little cold,

"I'll take you to the hospital, and you'll never come back to this heartless home again."

She watched him wait for a while and shook her head slowly.

"I'm sorry, it's not what you think ..."

Her shyness aroused his tenderness,

"In the future, I will never let you endure this torture again.

I will shelter you from the wind and rain and build a warm home for you! "

She shook her head and said, "Come on, I can't stand it in my heart. Don't be so enthusiastic ..."

A painful smile appeared, and she covered her chest and suddenly fell down.

The middle-aged man rushed up and pushed him away.

"What right do you have to warm her? Asshole! My daughter was hurt and her heart was broken.

In order to maintain her life, we have been freezing her heart in various ways and dare not give her any warmth.

However, more than ten years of hard work have been ruined by you! "

Sister 4

Today is the anniversary of my sister's death He lit a incense for her.

Looking at his sister's beautiful face, he felt sad.

Over time,

He misses his sister more and more.

How much care and warmth his sister gave him when he was young!

He is so overbearing that he always likes to grab his sister's snacks, toys and even clothes.

My sister never quarrels with him. She will give him anything he wants.

At the age of fifteen, he and his sister got lost on the snowy mountain.

He was shivering with cold and delirious,

My sister held him in her arms and held him tightly all night.

That warm and soft hug,

He still can't forget it.

When people found him, his sister was already dead. ...

Unconsciously, he was in tears.

The incense in front of the mirror is also burned out.

My brother-in-law will go home soon. He can't let him see himself like this.

He went into the bathroom and took a good bath.

Look at your fair skin, slender legs, towering breasts,

He felt a little relieved. "Elder sister, your body is well maintained. Please go safely! "

5 avoid evil spirits

When he came back from other places, he forgot to go home and went to the company to report to his boss first.

Carefully send out the expensive sword,

Observe the boss's attitude carefully.

"This is a Gu Jian, called a thing to ward off evil spirits, and it can be kept safe at home.

If there are evil things in the house, this sword can be automatically pulled out and killed, which is very effective. "

The boss's little eyes sparkled with brilliance.

Watch this Gu Jian.

"Is this sword very expensive?"

He looked the boss in the eye and smiled ingratiatingly.

"This is my little gift. You must accept it! "

The boss didn't say yes or no, just nodded slightly.

He got the message and backed out.

The next day, he heard that five or six people died in the boss's house, all of whom were celebrities in the city.

Including husbands and wives, were killed by sharp weapons.

No sign of outsiders was found at the scene,

I just found a Gu Jian.

He heard a cold sweat,

Unexpectedly, this time, he actually bought a treasure.

6 green sign

He met her online,

It was at an ancient cultural forum.

Her post surprised him, so he asked for her QQ.

Gradually, he found that she was a treasure house.

Profound knowledge, original opinions and thorough understanding of ancient culture,

And she also appreciates his enthusiasm and yearning for ancient culture.

They first met in a big museum.

She has healthy wheat skin, elegant and classical temperament, and is almost exactly the same as his perfect image.

After several meetings, he and she finally went to Wushan.

This feeling intoxicated him.

A few days later, his whole body was erythema, and his private parts were swollen and ulcerated, and the pain was unbearable.

He felt ashamed, angry and deeply disappointed.

Such an elegant woman should suffer from such a dissolute disease!

He invited her home and gave her a good scolding.

She listened quietly and smiled.

"I thought you were a man with the wind of the ancients. I want to entrust you with my life.

Now that you are suspicious, I don't want to stay here any longer. "

She jumped and went straight to the window.

He was frightened. When he reached out to pull, he only caught a soft wrist and was relieved immediately.

Suddenly someone else downstairs let out a scream.

He just looked at his hand, which was covered with a dark green, like, copper rust.

Rushed to the window and looked down,

In the vacant lot downstairs, a bronze statue of a noble woman smashed a big hole in the ground.

He just remembered,

The reason why I gave up my archaeological career is that I have a serious bronze allergy.

7 overtime is not allowed.

"Our company has strict regulations and it is absolutely not allowed to work overtime!"

The manager said to her seriously:

As a newcomer, she just nodded repeatedly.

The manager pointed to the row of thirteen black photos on the office wall.

"These thirteen predecessors all died in their posts during the company's startup because they worked too much overtime.

For this reason, the company has set a dead rule that overtime is not allowed, and put their photos here to show respect. "

He bowed deeply to those photos,

She had to do it.

So her first day in the company was spent under the gaze of thirteen seniors on the wall.

Maybe it's because this gaze is too eager,

When she got home, she found that she had left the key to the house in the company.

Back to the company, the night is already deep.

I can't believe there is someone else in the office, the manager,

He was muttering about the photos,

After a while, the people in the photo slowly drifted down.

One by one they went to their desks and sat down.

The pale face showed extreme fatigue and disgust under the fluorescent light of the monitor.

However, their hands are flying on the keyboard.

The manager patrolled among them, smiling slyly.

"Life is the company, and death is the company's dead. You don't have to get paid when you die. You still have to give me lessons! "

Her feet are weak and she is about to run away.

There is another person in front of me, whose face seems to have been seen on the wall.

"Little girl, do you come to the company to work overtime?"

"Our company has strict regulations and it is absolutely not allowed to work overtime!"

The manager said seriously to another newcomer.

On the back wall, there are fourteen black and white photos.

8 sleepwalking

"Why is it so noisy downstairs?"

He was awakened by a noise and loudly asked his wife who was preparing breakfast.

"What a pity! I heard that someone broke in at midnight and killed their family of three. "

The wife said with emotion.

He knocked his glasses to the ground. When he bent down to pick them up, he saw a pile of things under the bed.

It was the shirt he wore at work, but it was crumpled up and stuffed under the bed, wrapped in a dagger.

The blood on the shirt has not completely solidified,

Give off a strong smell.

He has been having nightmares all day.

He once suffered from severe sleepwalking and recovered after several treatments.

Now it seems that it has not been completely cured.

When he came home at night, he told his wife everything.

The wife turned pale, but kissed him anyway.

At his request, she tied him to a chair,

At night, he forcibly opened his eyes and looked at his wife lying on the sofa.

He heard that sleepwalkers have great strength.

He is afraid that he will break free from the rope after falling asleep and hurt others and his wife, so that he will never forgive himself.

My wife suddenly woke up,

She went into the bedroom silently, and after a while, wearing his shirt, she came back.

He looked at his wife in surprise and shouted, "wake up!" " You are sleepwalking! "

His wife smiled at him with scary eyes: "honey, I'm not sleepwalking." On the contrary, I just woke up. "

She slowly with a dagger gently across his face and whispered:

"I will sleepwalk for a long time. In sleepwalking, I will even become a gentle and lovely wife. What a terrible thing! "

She really shook, and the dagger shivered and cut off his ear.

"Fortunately, I woke up last night."

He looked at her in fear, and his once affectionate eyes became cold and heartless.

9 peel the apple

After a day's work, I returned to my small home.

He lay on the sofa and never wanted to get up again.

She sat opposite him,

Stretching out a white and elegant hand,

Gently lift an apple and cut it with a small fruit knife.

Slender fingers turn flexibly, knives fly briskly,

She put the apple on the plate,

Gently lift the apple handle, and a long peel will peel off from the apple, revealing fresh pulp.

"Do you want to eat apples?" She asked him.

He felt bored for a while,

She was his college classmate, and they fell in love for ten years.

At first, he was deeply attracted by her dexterous movements and attentive expression when peeling apples.

He thought it would be great if he could eat her peeled apples every day!

He got what he wanted,

He has been eating her peeled apples every day for ten years.

Now he thinks these apples are all made of wax.

"I don't want to eat!" He said flatly, pushing her hand away.

The apple fell to the ground.

Quiet, quiet for a long time, a little cold.

He felt a little sorry, but he didn't want to apologize.

She stroked his hair and pulled it gently.

A long skin was peeled off from him, revealing fresh flesh and blood and nerves.

"Eat some apples, or your skin will go bad."

She took the apple and examined the peeled apple carefully.

10 pumpkin

"I may have a problem."

He looked confused,

"I always thought our manager was a fool."

The friend showed concern,

"You are too busy at work to hallucinate, right?"

He shook his head with a hint of fear in his eyes.

"I'm afraid. One day, I can't help smashing that pumpkin! "

The friend held his hand hard and said firmly:

"Leave, have a good rest. Your pressure is really too great. "

He looked at his friend gratefully and pulled him back.

Looking at the back of his departure,

My friend took another sip of coffee and said to himself:

"Poor man, I really hallucinated.

I thought the manager was a pumpkin-the manager is obviously a pumpkin! "