1, 2012 If the sky is dark, that is I think of you; if the ground is sinking, that is I miss you; if the tsunami, that is I look forward to you. If you do not receive my text message, that is the phone should fall, if you do not reply to me, haha, that is you owe it! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. 2, I hope you can cooperate with me to do some big business, we will not worry about food and drink, but also can travel around the world, I think with your charm you will earn more than me, promise me okay? Let's go! Let's go! What's going on? 3. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet; you went to relieve yourself and fell into the pit; you fought with maggots and competed with shit; no one rescued you and sacrificed yourself; you lived a great life and died a silent death; in your honor, the toilet is lit! I've heard that you've been trafficked. 4, I heard you were trafficked, really scared me. Good for that person to worry about, sold you only strange! I'm so worried for the guy, it's weird that he sold you! 5, without your days, life has become difficult, I hate that hateful third party to steal you away, you and whether he has a new relationship? I want you to come back to me again - wallet! I want you to come back to me again. 6, the times are really progressive, hair color more and more, eyes can also change color, nails can also set diamonds, navel can also be punched, dum dum can also read the text message, oh, may you smile and mouth always open, every day have a good mood. The first time I saw the video, I was able to get a good look at it. 7, this message for pure harassment information! Warning not yet slept quickly go to sleep! Just sleep turn over and continue to sleep! Sleep for a long time to get up to go to the bathroom and then sleep! If you really do not want to sleep with me to pick up the phone to harass those who want to sleep! I'm not going to sleep, I'm going to take my cell phone with me and harass me! 8, if you feel bored or empty, please call my phone! Talk about feelings please press 1, talk about work please press 2, talk about life please press 3, to introduce me to the object please press 5, please ask me to eat, please say straight, find me to borrow money please hang up. I'm not sure if you're a good person or not. 9, love you love you love you love you to death, ask a painter to paint you, paint you on the sheet, day and night to hold you. Hate you hate you hate you hate you to death, hire a painter to carve you, carve you on the chopping board, a thousand knives to chop you to death! I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person. 10, I have three words to say to you, including the following sentence, thank me for speaking out. ? 11, the deep part, the deep part, I'm the Shanghai part, I'm the Shanghai part, my part has been all killed in action, how many of your part killed in action? Shanghai Department, Shanghai Department, I am Deep Department! Masking, masking! Don't answer. All dead. No one's answering. It's a recording. This is a recording. 12, test the Mandarin, please shout out the following verse: dark is green, dark is bamboo, dark is through the spring green, dark is through the spring bamboo, doer, dark solid sand. ? 13, I heard that your cell phone does not have a text message function, specially sent this text message to verify, if you receive this message I sent, please reply to inform me: I have it, it's yours! I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. 14, a friend went to buy a cake back, the cake is written Zhuge Zangzang, we are wondering, Zhuge Zangzang is who. Friend said: just hungry is to cheat more cream. I'm not sure if you're a fan of this. 15, received a small greeting card from you, pouring out a deep longing for me, although we n long time have not met, the feelings remain unchanged, you said that I have been especially missed recently, the old Sun I must be on the second division brother your home around. I'm sure I'll have to go to the second master's house to have a look around. 16, remember that year you went on a blind date, to the woman's home, the matchmaker is quite colorful all the people in the house handed out, so that you two alone chatting. You walked into your future daughter-in-law's boudoir, the mood of that happy ah, an ass dream to sit down on the bed, when tragedy struck, the bed collapsed! Think of how the in-laws back to explain, you scared straight pants? Later, all of them forgave you, because it was April 1! ? 17, I have been desperate, has been three days no news of you, the heart is very messy, searching for you love to go to the pond, dining cottage, sleeping lawn, still no sign of you, my heart is broken, raised so long as the little turtle how to lose it? I'm not sure if you're a good person or a good person. 18, you face fierce, hairy skin, poop everywhere, is in the surprise to me! Don't get me wrong, my friend, I'm talking about the big yellow dog in front of your house, but he doesn't have a cell phone, so I had to send it to you. ? 19, last night I had a dream, dreaming that you are chasing a pig, live run very fast, you chase very seriously, but also very persistent, finally you forced the pig into a dead end, between the pig to you on your knees pleading to: ? The pig was born from the same root, and it was too anxious for each other. ? 20, this is a magical text message, read word by word can be doubled IQ, read aloud will be 100 times smarter, collection forwarding will be able to get out of stupidity, reply with your heart you will be outstanding, do not say to me that you do not believe, April Fool's Day does not deceive you who deceive ? 21, "I miss those days, you in front of me squirming walk in the countryside, head down, the townspeople see us all praise you: Hey, and beautiful and clean! They also complimented me: what a good boy to be out herding hogs at such a young age! "? 22、 If your ears itch, it proves that someone misses you; your eyes itch, it proves that someone wants to see you; your lips itch, it proves that someone wants to kiss you; if you are not feeling well. Don't think nonsense, it's time to take a bath! ? 23, "this time to send a message, the main three purposes: one is to contact feelings; two is to pass the time; three is I am very responsible to tell you: the weather is cool, remember not to wear crotchless pants again. " ? 24, one day, I went to the cafeteria with my classmates to eat, due to too many people, we decided to pack back to eat, so squeeze in to order food, my friend she is to pack bean sprouts, who's she called into: auntie, I want to explode teeth! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. 25, I understand, sent to you every text message let you carved! I understand, write to you every word let you sleep and eat! But I want to know, owe me that meal, when you please? I'm sorry, but I'm sorry. 26, "the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period, you lead the three armies, head wearing a pot cover, wearing a sack, waist tie plastic bags, hand holding a custard pie, feet on the two cabbages, known as the East is undefeatable, charging into battle shouting: who has rags to sell " ? 27, "this time to send a message, the main three purposes: one is to contact feelings; two is to pass the time; three is that I am very responsible to tell you: summer is here, to send a very technical words: the weather is hot, remember to crotch pants to change. " ? 28, you and I in the two small child began to play together, I will sing 200 songs, and you will dance 200 dance, we also often perform together, so people call me two hundred brother, call you two hundred dance! I'm not sure if I'm a good dancer or not. 29. It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I told you it's okay. Why did you press the button? What? 30, "Send nonsense will spend, back to send nonsense words volatile, send nonsense spend words will regret, spend words back to send nonsense will spend, send nonsense back to send nonsense all spend words, how, a penny will make you dizzy! I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person. 31, According to statistics, every three people in one is a brain dead. Anyway, I'm not, and neither are the statisticians? Then you received this message as the third person? Haha, just kidding, have fun! I'm just kidding, have fun! 32, God said to fulfill one of my wishes, I said I want world peace, he said it was too difficult to change it, I took out your picture and said I want this person to become beautiful, he pondered for a moment and said: ? Take the globe I look again!!!? I'm not sure if you're a fan of this. 33, you love to clean and mop the floor every day, you have a wonderful figure, you are very elegant, you have a blushing character, you are silent, you are an immortal woman in the world, you are unique and special, you work hard without any pettiness, you will be rumored to be a good story, the lovely mop! I'm not sure if you're a good mop, but you're a good mop. 34. Do your ears itch? That means I'm thinking of you, my eyes are itchy? That means I want to see you, does my mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does your body itch? Does that mean? Don't be silly, you're getting lice, take a bath now! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 35. Just now, my friends were talking about you, you know? I got into a fight with them, and almost did, because some of them said you were like a monkey, some said you were like a gorilla, it was too much! There is no way to see you as a pig! I'm not sure if you're a pig, but I'm not sure if you are. 36, buy lottery tickets, I asked: buy single or double? You said: buy single. When guessing, I asked: buy single or double? You said: buy single. I went to buy a diamond ring, I asked: if it is you, buy a single or buy a pair? You said: I'll buy a single! I'm going to buy a diamond ring. 37. "One day, the little turtle received a malicious message. He said to his mom: ""Someone sent me a malicious text message!""" Mom said: """ pig only see it, is the turtle will not see!""""" What's the matter? 38. I don't eat when I'm hungry! I did; sleepy time do not sleep! I also did; cold time not add clothes, I did it again. I'm such a strong one, but unfortunately, when I think of you, I don't tell you, I didn't do it? I'm so strong, it's a pity that I didn't tell you when I miss you? 39, Hey, where are you? If on the road, then I wish you peace, if at work, I wish you well; if at the party, I wish you fun; if at home, I wish you cozy; if you are laughing, then I wish you continue to giggle non-stop it! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. 40, I heard that you recently very cattle, Putin help you off the plane, Bush gave you as a driver, Madonna accompanied you on the stairs, Kim Hee-sun to give you roast chicken, Andy Lau to help you take out the garbage, even I have to send you a short message! I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person. 41, you lie quietly on the bed, radiating a tantalizing fragrance, soft skin, tantalizing feeling, making my heart beat faster. I am excited to go to you, lying on your body, said to you affectionately, I like you ? My sheets! ? 42, when I read the text message you sent me, I finally understand, you use in my feelings are so much! So sincere! So deep-rooted! You can't forget me! So I decided: turn off the phone to kill you! I'm not sure if you're a good person or a good person. 43, in the sea of people, when you receive this blessing, please use your best efforts to hit the wall, see, you see countless stars in front of you is my wish for you? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. 44, it is said that a while ago you confessed to a woman, was scolded: you count which onion ah! She is too unappreciative, only I know you and others are different. Because your ideal is to bloom onion flowers, and then fake daffodils! ? 45. Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to get rid of all the retarded youths whose ugly looks are detrimental to the city's appearance! Pack your things and get out of here. Don't say I told you, remember! No thanks? 46. This message was received by a pink pig. Delete this message as African Piglet. Reply to this message and you're a boar. If you don't reply, it's a Rwandan pig. Saved is a Ukrainian piglet. Forward this message to a local piglet. Hey, hey, hey. What are you gonna do? What do you think? 47, sand monk said: I have eighteen changes, eight ring said: I have thirty-six changes, wukong said: I have seventy-two changes. The Tang Monk was furious: the road to the west also did not see you change a phone, you see the other monsters are still holding a cell phone to see the text messages! The Tang Monk was furious. 48, my friendship with you, enriched my feelings: you cry when I also cry; you laugh when I also laugh; you jumped out of a tall building, I will not hesitate to poke my head out and shout: wow! I'm not sure if I'm not going to die! I will not hesitate to look out and yell: "Wow! 49, send you have shit since, the heaviest amount of feces gift, you will eat a pound, if not enough, but also please help yourself. I'm not sure I can do it. 50, night, already very deep, I woke up from the dream, because I thought of you, why you always in the late night when quietly away from me, I really need you. Ah! Where did the pillow fall again. Humorous whole person SMS: ? 1, met you, is the beginning of my heart; fell in love with you, is my happy choice; have you, is my most precious treasure; step into the red carpet, is my eternal power. Regrettably - I passed on the wrong person. ? 2、 Don't ever move! Look at this text message quietly! Look at the top, look at the bottom, don't forget the left and the right! Are you done? Delete it when you're done! What's going on? What's going on? Dial your cell phone, the voice prompt says: you are dialing an out-of-town lazy pig, please dial the piggy bank area code before the number dialed. I can't believe it, dial it again, voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered. The most romantic thing I can think of. 4, I can think of the most romantic thing, is to see you slowly become fat. Then I'll have pork to eat. Oh yeah! I'm not sure what I'm talking about. 5, I heard that eating garlic can prevent influenza A, think it makes sense, you think ah: eat garlic, other people think you smell, do not want to get close to you, influenza A virus can not get close to you! Haha, don't forget to contain two cloves of garlic before going out Oh ~ ? 6, meet you is the beginning of my heart, in love with you is my happy choice; the pursuit of you is my starting point towards happiness; have you is my most precious treasure; step into the red carpet is my eternal power! Unfortunately I sent it to the wrong person! I'm sorry that I sent it to the wrong person. 7、 Zero score on the exam is called a duck egg, doing bad things is called a bad egg, empty head is called a stupid egg, fired is called a fuck off, cursing is called an asshole, whimpering is called finished, is reading the text message is a fool. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person. 8, I will pray to the Buddha every day to get a long-lasting blooming roses, and so on nine hundred and ninety-nine together with you and emotionally said:? I don't believe that the bees will not sting you! I'm not sure the bees won't sting you! The birds in the sky learn to swim, the fish in the water learn to fly. This is not the most rare, there is a piglet reading the message, pig hoof press and press, while reading the message and also laugh! The most important thing is that you can read the message and laugh while reading the message. 10, just now and friends chat, which have talked about you, you know? I argued with them, and almost hit up, because some of them say you like a monkey, some say you like a gorilla, it is too much! Didn't give a damn about you at all. ?